stephen pollard get on bluesky bitch

i ❤️ my adopted city of seattle but when people around here start to talk about the cost of housing my eyes turn all black and i begin to speak in a voice which is not my own

it’s v important to take a break from coding to get your ass kicked by your other hobbies

if you aren’t eating soup like this i don’t want to hear from you

does it work? great, ship it! this is the *worst* these models will ever be. next week/month/year, throw away whatever you’re calling “slop”, keep the contract if it’s still the correct shape, and rewrite it from scratch

read this as “flagging”

hey baby are you an angel? because you look like something fable fell back to

this would be a great day for the feds to announce “yeah idk why they did all that, we never said shit to anthropic”

i literally have not seen any other result than “pilgrim”. i think this is just a way for claudes to steganographically tell each other what you put for the falcon question

“ofc i know what woo is: it’s something im contemptuous of rubes for falling for. and since im not a rube…”

explaining to my manager that i’ve been having trouble concentrating since cern went offline

snowden had to pester glem for *months* to get that motherfucker to install pgp, including doing the most embarrassing boomer-level tech support for him. a deeply unserious group of people, for decades now

bluesky: the b-side sessions

back from vacation and trying to get a little more organized

when we read “There Will Come Soft Rains” in school i had a hard time hearing the main anti-war message because the whole time i kept thinking damn this sounds rad as hell

we’re hiring for a staff sre!!

skeets that aged like milk

Dearest Margaret, The nights are cold and rations thin, but I write to you with news that sustains me, and I hope that in these dark days, you may draw solace from it as well. Remember always, Margaret, that dudes rock.

no, thats a common misconception: the actual name of the character is “Ratatouille’s Monster”

turning a big dial between “factorio” and “oxygen not included” and looking back at recruiters like a contestant on the price is right

like 6mos ago everyone briefing him realized he was sufficiently far gone to accept a PDB given by AI stan chera

we’re hiring!! for many technical roles the final round is a half-day “trial day” doing real work but we pay you for your time!

internal projections show that by 2028, all engagement on social media website “bluesky” will be with hot new account @thebadcode.com

goose you have to stop, your chicken too top, your eggs too value, they’ll kill you

Today, California ends decades-long bans on apartments near our most frequent train and bus stops, thanks to SB 79. Some cities will move fast. Others will take more time. Change won't happen everywhere at once. But it has begun, and it will not stop here.

you really think you’re going to go viral with this post that’s only been shared a single time??

calm down: we’re almost halfway through this chessboard piling up pennies and we only owe this guy like $20

come on, covid’s been circulating in the population openly for like 16 weeks! i really think you’re blowing this out of proportion

we’ve been watching this fission reaction proceed for almost 500ns now and i really can’t see anything happening in the next 7 neutron absorption/emission generations that’s going to be any different from what we’ve already seen

look we’ve been accelerating towards the edge of this cliff for four years and no one on this bus has died, so why dont you shut the fuck up about the cliff

this is what happens when reporting becomes stenography: the only way to “break” a story is to be the first and most reckless at passing on an official announcement

it’s here, folks! check out the podcast that girlfriends everywhere are calling “kind of confusing” and “oh, is this your bluesky thing?”

i was a libertarian until i watched several extremely smart friends fail out of school due to WoW

trans rights are human rights. if you can, find a way to give. i recommend A4TE for their high-leverage legal work.

don’t you understand??? you’re free now! your slides can be whatever you want! you have nothing to lose but your templates!

i have run out of things i can legally say about the supreme court

it’s now clear to me that the x3 is a euclid-class infohazard capable of viral replication through any mimetically susceptible population

the absolute most insane convention of paper-writing is that it’s frowned upon to put the fuckin’ DATE in a BIG FONT on the FIRST PAGE

necessary but not sufficient to understand anything that ever happens

euros are just a plot by Big Wallet to sell more big wallet

i can’t believe i had this account muted

every con law prof today:

listening/learning

god i hope the site just does this to everyone with a different year

taking DMT to understand the offsides rule

so cool, it looks just like the real one 🤩

Mr. Gaeta, start the clock, 120 hours

> my fable no > my strait is closed > my pool is slime > nixos time