why is there no space weather complication for the apple watch

Authoritarianism scholar & journalist Sarah Kendzior has been banned here for no apparent reason and the head of the "Trust and Safety Team" is currently sephirothposting about it in case you all are wondering about the state of this platform

trailcam studies of wolves from www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvSd...

GO OUT IN THE STORM

imagining the nightmarish mental sensation of having my thoughts autocompleted by Github Copilot

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

> EXAMINE BAR there is a woman at the bar > INVESTIGATE WOMAN a beautiful woman... she is wearing the bracelet that indicates you're evil > TALK TO WOMAN "fuck off, i'm evil"

i wonder how hard it would be to DDoS grok. are they using Cloud for any of that. could we bankrupt twitter

Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat

the next time you feel trapped and scared and angry at yourself, reach out to someone you care about and haven't talked to in a minute and be nice to them

sanding down your paw beans

I love coyotes, their default way of greeting someone is to make the most unhinged, gutteral noises they possibly can, and I see a lot of kinship in that

It's not just annoying — it's downright obnoxious. No attention paid to tone, no care shown for the user, no demonstrating knowledge of the subject. Just pure, offputting slop.

infuriated that "vibe coding" is actually working for me for a simple, noncritical piece of software despite my rudimentary python knowledge. it's enough to be able to identify what's going wrong and the broad steps to fix it

i am once again thinking about my favorite ever excerpt from our yiddish textbook

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream." radaronline.com/p/james-bond...

my simps often find true love in my comments. usually with each other - or with random strangers who come to my page to tell me to eat a mile of shit. I try not to judge. Sometimes the haters are beautiful

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articulated python

There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election. Go. Check. Your. Ballot. komonews.com/news/local/s...

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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.

Daily red panda

polarized glasses are dog vision (everything looks different when you tilt your head)

Hi, 1 sec - PNW politics I hope this reaches at least one or two Seattle peeps whose votes were challenged If you voted in the most recent election, double-check to see if they've challenged your vote. While the upcoming votes likely favor Wilson, we are at a difference of _91_ votes outta 270,000

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide. Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

i finally found a way to make a cup of coffee i like 1. light roast 2. medium-fine grind 3. Melitta Personal Coffeemaker 4. grinder same size as coffee maker 5. filters made during the chancellorship of Helmut Schmidt

Offering Received: A huge salt crystal for excessive licking (#635) they can't get enough of the huge salt crystal!

the democrats turned the government back on because they didn't want to wait at the airport

Bicyclists Plan to Send Autonomous Robots into Traffic.

at zero

bazzite sounds like something blokes call each other when shitfaced

vekllei's smallest nuclear reactor

I genuinely can’t believe it but Donald Trump might actually decarbonize the US economy if this keeps up, because air travel cannot sustain this kind of fuel cost or instability lol

the four genders

Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...

well let's hear what the deranged lunatic shut-in with a maladaptive relationship to every aspect of reality thinks of this

do they just give you a free gun for being an ice agent. do you have to give the gun back if you quit

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if homestuck is the war & peace of the internet in the 2010s marijuana simpson is the moby-dick

ANNOUNCER 1: here's the pitch [GMOD CLATTER NOISES, GROANS FROM STANDS] ANNOUNCER 2: oh, bad luck. Negative acceleration on the ball, classic overflow, clipped through Smith's hitbox. He's ragdolling ANNOUNCER 1: NaN propagation looks like. truly hate to see it ANNOUNCER 2: it's been ruled a balk