if you ever point at anything there's always a chance that someone will run up behind you and pull your arm off and throw it straight through someone else like a spear

(NOTE: DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL CONFIRMED) nint has ended. oh!

pausa de hidratación

got out of the car at work, the wind was blowing oddly hard in an unusual direction, and I reflexively thought "mysterious wind"

after roommate's paycheck came in, i'm still $600 short for house rent; any help anyone can muster would be appreciated, thank you all.

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

finally! a non-invasive alternative to suffering

My New Beans.

Kicking off July with Nikai enjoying a refreshing slice of watermelon! 🍉🐺 Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! #wolffact

making can of beans #2

safety first!

every day i feel like this

#marten #mustelid

Are you fucking telling me Gooseworx made Dorcelessness??

fun fact! #nature #furry

me: time to get to bed early so I can catch up on sleep and reset my sleep schedule the two serrano peppers and hot sauce I put on my pizza: hey how would you like 6-7 hours of fucked up and at times quite unpleasant REM sleep

“binary cross-entropy gender loss”

Repository Is Dead. AI Neds a Worksace AI Needs a Dead

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

Here’s Why Weather Forecasts Have Seemed So Inaccurate Lately. Meteorologists simply aren't able to gather as much data as they used to, and you're suffering for it. gizmodo.com/heres-why-we...

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

domesticated beast.

r/secretdinner 1y ago PapaSnax Secret dinner in the kitchen while family watches television right outside. Proud of table setting on this one

[0011456] can start with tools made from wool

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with AI and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in AI psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in AI slop, and even asking ChatGPT who to fire futurism.com/artificial-i...

i need funding to enter my holography era

the UK could solve all its economic problems quite easily: just make it so you need a TV license to use web apps

cool fact: the soviets figured out what transmasc/transfemme liberation should look like in the 30s

we're going to start feeding you this

we're never gonna fuckin know if it would torch the other side and it drives me mad

"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 34 of 38 [gallery]

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ergodic literature

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

this isn't for you

Good news: The amulet I’ve sought is within my grasp. Bad news: its power is waning :/

Wait until y'all hear about Robespierre and his insistence on keeping a daily routine (including wearing a wig while it was becoming literally dangerous to dress "aristocratically,") inability to make eye contact with people, having meltdowns that weirded everyone else out, monotone-sounding speech-

must be so embarrassing when you name your child Ignis or like Flamebert, and it turns out he has ice magic

this is his serious stance (very scary) do not laugh at him when he takes this stance for it means that he is about business and very dangerous (NOT funny)

Humans being mostly-bare except for a potentially-super-long tuft of silky hair on top of the head, like a waterfall parting over a smooth rock or like the fronds of a willow tree, means humans are a little bit "sparkle-ape" on a character design level

RIP Miwa. You drove Mishima deeper into madness with a withering insult, portrayed one of detective fiction's most iconic villains beautifully, and produced rare footage of Miyazaki actually smiling. Your power was immeasurable.

this child is literally a wizard, this is incredible

Remember the internet before Google, before algorithmic feeds, before monolithic social media corralled us onto the same handful of apps? When small, *personal websites* and webrings linking them together reigned supreme? Time to bring it back.

second night in a row SFPD has beat the hell out of a bunch of trans people on pride weekend. fuck this shit. fuck Daniel Lurie, fuck SF politicians for pretending they're so progressive and good to us then send their goons to beat us up during pride.

Garffeld Pt 2