Been trying my hand at writing noire according to the axiom that all detectives are perverts.

A lot of my form of transsexuality makes sense when you know that a bunch of my blood exploded and nearly killed me, and that I have an incredibly esoteric autoimmune disorder that occasionally does Cronenberg shit to my skin.

you clearly don't get it. water simply tastes better out of a nalgene that desperately needs to get cleaned because of all the stickers you put on it

if you are a woman with a chronic illness stop waiting for doctors to believe you and start fuckin lying. march right into that office and tell those assholes you've been trying to have a baby for 18 months but it isnt working , see if that doesn't change their tune

Thinking about the time an ex said "you just want to be eaten by a large predator" while we were discussing attractiveness.

They're going to drive ICE and CBP into Philly next and it's going to fucking suck.

Late-70s Peter Falk and Warren Zevon aren't weird-hot, we all just desire cover photos of someone who looks like they exist in reality. They are not action figures. We can conceptualize them and that cuts through the atomization.

Next time I do a chuck roast, I'm going to use port and bullion.

Not going to quote someone with it for the meme but this is probably my favorite photo from 2025.

It's nuts that the US government has Spetznaz disease ten times worse than the Russian Federation now.

There's NO more information on this and it's driving me nuts. Look at this piece of shit. Guide Lamp making the world's deadliest cap gun. I want to know more so badly.

The LAPD Special Investigation Service, the "Death Squad," is another one of those things that people sometimes think I made up for my little stories (I've referenced it before.) They were notorious within the left and especially Black liberation movements during the Red Scare.

I heard "diskette" in the '90s a few times, mostly from tech guys who had been in the industry since the early-80s (my parents both were, so I was around that a lot.) Everyone my age said "floppies" when were kids.

"Held talks" LMAO

Something I don't see in fiction a lot is the idea of being attracted or riveted by a trans woman's physicality beyond the settings of "wow, just like a cis girl," "strong like a man," or "genitals." It's a feeling that few people are interested in capturing.

They're going to be saying "violent criminal aliens" well before the midterms.

Cannot find any sources on the UK, Canada, and Australia coordinating on an X ban. Just a bunch of REAL BREAKING NEWS engagement farm accounts and rando FB/Threads posts.

in like 30 years theres going to be a rash of guys who look like the masks from the "winonas big brown beaver" video dying of massive heart attacks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEnz...

this is legit no joke full on autoandrophilia, this isnt for any women in the entire world because, well, dating a woman is gay now. this is about guys staring into the mirror and jacking off at the handsome squidward that stares back

Every time I see a trans person at a protest who's the subject of an "incredible photo" that someone else will get credit for, I wonder if the life expectancy is going to be better than all the Ferguson protesters who were.

Remembering the time that Bill Kezos was catching the coward's "theys." People really are sexist enough towards trans women that they'll degender a cis guy for having principles.

"Debate pervert" has always been way more literal of a concept than many assume.

Gavin Newsom Syndrome—when everyone on the outside goes feral for a politician over a single Not Completely Ass quote or clip but everyone local knows that same politician would step over your dead body for an “across the aisle” red vote.

New The Pitt and A Thousand Blows, eating good this week.

comm

Are we bragging about this now?

lmfaoo discord shut down the AI survey

What I have to say about Walz and the Democratic party applies to Carney, too, so that's something to consider.

if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement

At least we have a definitive answer as to whether the last election would have led to any institutional reassment of the trajectory of the nation.

This is like the millionth recall I’ve heard about recently How many people don’t hear about them? More than not, probably

They all think they’re licensed to kill now.

"Why does so much of your writing have disconnected sweaty voids of identity interacting with trans women who are like exotic megafauna to them?" WELL...

Just remembered trying to explain the stress of overlapping polycules to my mother, pulling my own head off.

This includes SNAP, as far as I can tell.

oh fuck it, free to read www.patreon.com/posts/alrigh...

The thing about the right is that everything is worthy of death as long as it isn't applied to them. It's a constant exercise in focusing their omnidirectional grievance and violent fantasism onto specific incidents, and then fabricating a justification. There's no specific logic at play.

The T gel tastes just as good as I remember.😋

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Got my Dupixent filled so I can start working my way back to not looking like someone put cigarettes out on me.

Wojack-grade stereotypes rendered in the house style are so bizarre to look at. Just baffling to imagine who this could be for.

I haven't really said much on the shooting because it's grinding me down and there's not really anything I can add. This is probably going to be their thing from now on.

We have to get rid of some subreddits.

God I hate ratboy so much.

people are posting a lot of things about ICE agents right now that are true for All Cops

"But if we dismantle ICE, who will I call to deal with my neighbor who's - ahem - *from Dearborn*?"

"The texts suggest a degree of involvement by the governor’s administration in university operations that is atypical in modern Virginia history, according to multiple former board members." My alma mater is the gift that keeps on giving.

Extremely antagonistic and embarrassing for trans people, and they're still going to wind up canceling it after some Hitlerite media op engineers backlash. Great job.

Okay DC is just fucking with us now.