The "muscle men" thread in The Righteous Gemstones captures something so specific about post-9/11 America.

It's fucked-up that that video game graphics predate compound bows.

"Tame Impala" is somehow recently-produced dad music. Good stuff.

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

The New York attorney general is finally taking the first steps to hold NYU Langone accountable for their horrific decision to end trans care for minors. Note that California AG Bonta has not sued any hospitals under discrimination laws this way (only one lawsuit under M&A law).

*pulling a microfiber cloth out of my purse* I know you just played Guns of the Patriots on PC, dear, but you have some schmutz on your GPNVG lenses.

Oh yeah I'm sure they're hot for that after Iraq, and Iraq again, and Syria.

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You can't insult me by calling me psychotic anymore because I'm on the good pills for that.

I fed this stupid cat the equivalent to a child's serving of chicken dinner and she's still rummaging around for people food. She's lucky I love her.

damn, everyone was worried about world war 3 that we forgot to worry about crusades 2. oh well. green mcdonalds month, tho.

> Trump is calling on the kurds Yeah man we should definitely start funding and backing random sectarian actors in the 100,000,000 population country that we just decapitated with no plan whatsoever for its future

Come on. Get over Twitter circa 2017. She's way too insane to be a bot.

My dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "Poster's Delight." you'll be zonked out of your gourd Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just got vague tweeted My oomf pacing: the cluster is lying to us

bringing a book to the strip club so i have something to do

Trump really does have one incredible presidential talent: picking VPs who are deeply evil, but also absolutely subordinated worms. Just wriggling around on the floor. Vance's balls are Rubio's punching bag. The last guy almost got his head pulled off by his boss' goons.

They put him back in the trunk in the basement.

Uhh I was joking, what's this about

Odd new sponsor of "#Vote #Blue No Matter Who" but okay

Like the anti-vaccine stuff, this is deliberate biological warfare on the American underclass. (Gay people, in this case, because the right still believes shit from the 1980s.)

speaking of the expanse, while i've been listening to caliban's war i keep staring at this pull quote on the cover. people are being turned into homogenate paste! you don't want that future!

Why is everyone talking about her like she isn’t willingly married to a pedophile

have not really had more than 1 solid meal a day basically since i made this post. pest inspection happens wednesday. am still at like four dollars cash. help

Grabbing a key out of the bowl at the party and seeing a Hufflepuff fob attached to it.

i think it’s cool the fascist AGs are mandating conversion therapy as the only treatment for trans people on the thinnest of legal pretenses and the Democrat AGs are too pussy to enforce their own non-discrimination laws on healthcare providers forcibly detransitioning their former patients

The Will Graham "falling asleep on the airplane with the crime scene photos out" bit but it's someone walking up behind me while I'm doing research for writing.

Seems like so much posting energy nowadays is centered around people looking for some kind of permission to be horny about the right things like they want to draft up the rules of engagement for jacking off

Noah Smith is arguing about the term "scrotemoid" on X, if you're wondering how he's been doing lately.

Put on another "tanky" list.

The thing you have to understand about progressive politics online is that they apparently involve harassing women you don't like.

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

I promise to immediately get poster's madness if I get popular on here.

The only medical specialty where supposed comorbidities preclude treatment, rather than reinforce how it's treated.

INDOPACOM, currently:

Liberals when they get to misgender someone:

At "slow-cooking chicken so I can make homemade food for the cat like Will Graham," if anyone was wondering how it's going.

They're calling him the most decompensated president of all time.

I cannot stress enough that another power - Russia - has been attempting to 'war crimes its way to victory' for *four years* now against a country less than a quarter of its size or economy and failing. Applying violence with greater ruthlessness and fewer scruples is not the easy road to victory.

Pete Hegseth really is an astounding idiot who truly does seem to believe that the way to win wars is just to war crime harder than the other guy. Just an endless 'taking the gloves off' until your hands are reduced to bloody stumps because it turns out taking the gloves off usually doesn't help.

Thinking about Polymarket and Kalshi.

working doordash & thinking how a long term general strike would be so effective because these rich assholes don't know how to cook. what do you mean you're spending $50 for scrambled eggs and toast bro

One day the debt we're building up is going to be repaid handsomely, and everyone will pretend to be shocked.

Gator from Fargo is such a fascinating character. Master class in presenting an absolute shithead dweeb, and then making him so specifically tragic without excusing it.

it's all lost to time now but max landis used to pretend to be his own girlfriend on a forum about professional wrestling

People keep asking me if I use the T gel for sex stuff. No. That's what East-German cameras and hybrid NVG/FLIR optics are for.