Inside me there is a small shard of the bitchiest gay you can possibly imagine.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Shot:

once again I reiterate that I have never found a more effective barometer for "is this space safe for my fat cis body" than "show me your specific policies for creating a safe space for trans bodies" it has a 100% success rate everywhere from doctors to waxing to clothing-optional soaking pools

27 YEAR-OLD DOCTOR AT AN LGBTQ CLINIC: I believe in patient autonomy and not penalizing patients for needing something. I can't give you lysdexamfetamine though. 23 YEAR-OLD MED STUDENT BOUT TO SHOOT MY FACE WITH A LASER: That's crazy. Is that the most blood that's come out of your body at once?

a lot of very serious people are reacting to a headline published by a website called "tech 4 gamers" no one has heard of before that just rips off a rumors piece in pcworld. it would be completely trivial to manipulate this information environment

Alright girls let's go.

The same part of my neurochemistry that makes me let people stick fine needles in my cheek also likes movies that feel like having a gun pointed at me.

Nightcrawler feels actively evil to experience. Still love that movie.

When you think the first green-on-blue air-to-air gun kill will be?

Three F-15s getting got by an F/A-18 is pretty funny.

People hate this shit! Stop listening to American Psycho characters and consultant freaks who have been mad about losing their casting couches once they started looking like Skeletor!

Gorgon with a Shrapnel Cannon and a Vorpal Gun on it is so scary. Just mauling anything that gets within five.

every day that goes by with you still believing the democrats are an opposition party makes you look even more stupid

Telling a trans woman that she's "tone-policing" a guy who gets published in the NYT is so indicative of how liberals bastardize the language of social justice into a rock that they hit you with while pretending to be good, politically-engaged people.

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That's because we don't report them to shitkicker cops who will either spit on us or throw us in jail, genius. Now compare racist and sexual violence against racial minorities and cis women.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

The ideal trans woman is dead, so Drag Race can be enjoyed in peace.

"Allies deserve better from trans people" (threat.)

The Atlantic will never run out of freaks who write fanfic about the genitals of teenagers. They're growing them in tanks and uploading it into them like Pedophile Matrix.

So the guy who wrote this steaming pile of shit is also responsible for this other steaming pile of shit. dude is just a straight up bigot. benappel.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

Well... It's certainly an "idea."

US Naval officials told shipping firms that US navy doesnt have the capacity to do this at the moment www.lloydslist.com/LL1156505/US...

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

She boosted the video too for good measure ❤️

it just feels like this stuff is only brought up to say you can't be mad at soldiers for killing babies and not like, as a push to make recruiting in high schools illegal and to abolish the rotc

if your party believes in whatever 50+% of the country believes in, your party believes in nothing. i dont know why that's controversial.

youre seeing more and more average ass democrats using "abolish ICE" language and theres a very simple reason for that: the mainstream of the democratic party are not leaders, they are poll-followers, and they are a weak, antiquated, useless relic of the past

Being trans is cool because you eventually reconcile the weird performative masculine consumerism, disconnect it from overcompensation, and just engage with the aspects of it all to speak to you. (Fetishes for tactical gear, getting really good at sucking cock.)

The keto craze has ruined the diets of a cross-section of American men forever.

The Iranians dared to go to the negotiations with a position paper

Am I driving the people around me insane by constantly listening to Carpenter Brut and Tame Impala? Probably. Shut up or I'll switch to the Year Zero remix album.

it is so funny how presidencies rise and fall on gasoline prices, which presidents often have very little real-world control over. except in this case where Donald Trump has smashed the "Double All Gas Prices Now" button via executive fiat. bold move cotton etc etc

"i signed up so i could get through college without bankrupting my parents" incorrect marine! You signed up so pete hegseth would cum in his dockers and see jesus when he gets airdropped a photo of your brains swapping place with a depleted uranium round. Snuff film extra, non-speaking. Oorah

A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday Demand your representatives -oppose KOSA -oppose the App Store Accountability Act -oppose The SCREEN Act -oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting -oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws punchbowl.news/article/tech...

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Every CoD game is just about multiple versions of the special ops goon in Genocidal Organ who answers his phone with his greasy jalapeno popper fingers.

Leather Temple kicks ass so far.

Also kinda fucking wild that this escalated to someone posting revenge porn of a trans woman and everyone didn't immediately go "Holy shit wow, what the fuck, hold on, let's come together on this, she needs support." Even wilder that basically everyone dunking on her just fucking ignored it.

Kinda fucking wild that the whole "trans women are racist" discourse going around right now just flatly erases several trans women of color, with people hiding replies and detaching quotes to make it look like no trans women of color disagree with them.

Network (Sidney Lumet, 1976) and Nightcrawler (Dan Gilroy, 2014) are probably the most accurate depictions of journalists ever put to film.

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The "muscle men" thread in The Righteous Gemstones captures something so specific about post-9/11 America.

It's fucked-up that that video game graphics predate compound bows.