hey babe whats up you havent wanted to shoot me with simunition rounds at all lately

An ongoing bit with an ex is snapping each other's underwear and pretending to fight each other, which is probably the healthiest our relationship with each other has been.

I will always live in Philly wherever I go, because the vibes are fucked in a specific way I'm compatible with. I was occasionally mistaken for a Philly type well before I moved here.

We need to have a talk about how men, like nerdskull, can be perceived as leftist in all other things, but spend an inordinate amount of time rhetorically bashing trans women.

Inventing increasingly annoying forms of bisexuality.

Smiling Friends ia the perfect show to be set in Pennsylvania because everyone is deranged in a very specific and exotic way.

The one useful thing I learned as a white girl closet can was how to photograph myself so I look like I have a jawline and cheekbones.

Seeing whether anyone has the image forensics to see that I'm watching Smiling Friends while the edible hits.

LoL come on now

happened under trump 1 too, no one did shit but then suddenly they all had "EXPLOSIVE tell-all revelations about the MADNESS inside the trump white house"

its so cool that loads of anonymous senior officials keep saying shit like this... and then no one does anything, in official or unofficial capacities, because they're all going "when this is over, and I have my tell-all big book deal... I'll dramatically reveal that anonymous tip was ME"

Rewatching The Knick and I can watch gory old-timey surgery all day, but banging cocaine between the toes? That one makes me wince. Bad habit!

Thinking about podcasting again. Who's interested in the history of CIA assassination weapons, and how stupid most of them were?

A lot of people on here need to get a literal punching bag instead of using women as a metaphorical one. Get into kickboxing or something. Do some pushups. Archery, maybe.

People keep saying he wants Greenland just because it looks big on a map, and while that's certainly part of it, JD Vance and Miller are pushing for it for a manifestly more insane reason

Small child looked at me like I'm some sort of exotic megafauna. Like fully staring with an open mouth.

"For no real reason" isn't actually correct, here. There's an insane plan that's been floating around right-wing policy spaces to partition Greenland into privately-owned miniature authoritarian states to be sold to tech billionaires as private fiefdoms, which I have no doubt Miller is into

All the usual suspects taking the opportunity to be as annoying as shit today.

Nerdskull keep your dick out of our business for once and also just call us the slur you REALLY want to use.

Love to see people with a history of haranguing trans women speaking confidently on the harassment of trans women.

Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt

Realistically, half the music I've listened to. Being more specific, gotta go with some of the Tarantino stuff. I'm excluding actual, documented crimes here, because I think that's a different category. The quality of his stuff dropped off hard, but he has heaters, and he's an absolute dickhead.

I'm going to do .45 of valerate instead of .4.

Finally a wargame with a Hellraiser guro nightmare bug people faction.

Thinking about the time I was poking around the top floor of a big gunpla/figurine store, and the only figurine box that didn't have a window on it was an Astolofo one, like how they ship sex toys in plain packaging. Hm.

Getting shit for being a furry is so 2007. Now I get shit for being a transsexual.

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month

So did whoever made the mod actually have anything to say about all of this, or was it just a whipped-up excuse with no input from the actual people involved?

How is the Mueller, She Wrote dork pulling these numbers?!

Is there a more meaningless phrase than "left-liberal?"

Now for my other hobby that doesn't treat women badly: industrial music.

I wrote Hillary Clinton in. It was her turn.

executed for saying it's tacky to want to fuck the zootopia cops

If I get run off of here and a post screenshot goes in a Google doc, I hope it's a funny one. Memorialize my bangers.

Braved the Quirked-Up White Boy district of West Philly to get my prescriptions. Please clap.

trump has managed to produce just as many talking heads making some nonsense humanitarian argument for invading venezuela as bush did with iraq despite the fact that trump himself has explicitly rejected that argument in favor of open acknowledgement that this is about pillaging

I have good instincts for this stuff by now and sometimes I'm unsure at the middle phase, but in the end the people initially distrust live down to expectations.

One less trans woman on here. Mission accomplished, everyone.

I wish I could do absolutely fuck-all at work and then have a bunch of people rush to breathlessly suck me off over it

The closest thing to a mass act of corrective rape as punishment for women's rights and the age of consent that they can manage via posting.

A lot of what Musk and a faction of his audience are doing with Grok makes becomes clear if you understand them as a generation of men who carry grievances about /r/creepshots and all the other nonconsensual sex subreddits being deep-sixed.

MI5 really fell off. Used to be, they invented whole genres of Trotskyist ska and contrarian magazines.

8-10 years too late to Russiagate as a hobgoblin for everything hell year.

Not even willing to publish "is nonbinary and transgender."

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

Hell yeah girl! Thanks for firing me!

*trying to divert an age gap fetish from a 25 year-old* does your dad also like dire straits

I need to get back to reading Skin. A book that feels like a series of boils being lanced.

I know it was a crotchety post, but spending two days going in on a trans woman because you want a titjob from an Animal Crossing character doesn't make you an iconoclast. It makes you look like the jerkoff version of a nerd who's mad that someone insulted your Ghostbusters Funko.

Still doing this, huh.