I don't want to suck myself off, but I do think I'm cooking with this short story. I've shown it to a few people.

what did you think woke 2 was? vibes? Privately reserved sentiments while in disagreeable company?

i’ll feel patriotism for umnt when one of them tells marco rubio to kill himself on a hot mic

Trans woman saying futa: sure whatever everyone's got stuff. Straight guy saying futa: we have to put a Suicide Squad bomb collar on your dick and balls now.

I think that I may have written the most vile antagonist so far.

Fun fact though, a lot of contemporary anti-trans stuff is rooted in extremely antisemitic conspiracism! Look up how people like Jennifer Bilek say "Jewish" and "transhumanism" (which is frequently a stand-in for "transgender) in the same statement. Very tied into John Birch stuff. "Goycattle."

it's a shame reuters doesn't have an account on here, guess we gotta juice this guys numbers

This is fundamentally about how a lot of people turn their childish aversion to any friction outwards into something accusatory. It's no different than crap like "AMAB trauma."

it's already hard enough to find media for adults and then people like this come along to say that using nested clauses is ableist

really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times"

If I have to hear normies' opinions on trans people and self-defense one more time, I'm going to start scaring the hoes.

I really cannot overstate how I would have rather gone down fighting than go to conversion therapy during the Bush years, and this does come up in my writing.

One of the most repulsive aspects of modern society that backstops the endless surveillance, advertising, and manipulation is that everything must be an "experience."

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I just wanted to draw Swan Boy and Rona having a nice walk

Every so often I think back to that article that interviewed all those rich suburbanites and why they voted fascist/ for the personality cult guy the last few years that boiled down to “not enough interesting stuff going on in my life of luxury“ and get Real Mad

Loyalty to charismatic politicians is what people do when they get bored or feel embarrassed enough to surrender to the machine.

"Gender-affirming procedures" is a well-meaning, but bullshit term, like "lifestyle choice." We are not consumers, we have material needs. Those needs can take many forms, but they are material. It's not a pat on the back and an attaboy.

I love inventing weird-ass fictional political philosophies. It's one of my favorite parts of writing.

fwiw her Twitter account also has posts from back in 2021 and 2022 talking about ‘Graham’ and about dating an oyster man in Maine so…again, unless this leftist woman was secretly plotting five years ago to try to ruin Platner’s political career and reputation…

This is her full public statement on her Twitter account, explaining what happened during their relationship, her politics, his initial explanation, why she waited to come forward, why she’s coming forward now, etc.

This is part of her description of their relationship and interactions on Twitter. It was already pretty obvious that he was lying about what he knew and when to craft a more politically convenient narrative, but I look forward to the reasons people will find to discount this one.

Now it's a leftist conspiracy to undermine him. So it goes.

Feels good to make a nice dinner again.

Homan announced this on Fox News well before the Knicks game, and he explicitly said it was about Gov. Hochul and Mayor Mamdani pushing back on ICE operations. It's very weird for AltNPS to paint a false narrative when the truth is already bad enough. people.com/tom-homan-wa...

I’ll address this in ED tomorrow but the surge is not what AltNPS is making it out to be. what Homan said was that essentially 287g saves a lot of time and effort because local cops do their job and without it they’ll need more people to do the same things.

“My Babe From the Street” 1930 Kārlis Padegs (1911-1940)

Eeeyyyyyyyy I'm on page 10. Everyone who expected a short "short story:"

obsession if it came out in '06 - jon stewart: curry barker? that like an Indian Soup Nazi? backrooms if it came out in '01 - jay leno: hey they made a movie about my wife's walk-in closet! digital circus if it came out in 2067 - D'roy Cubism: ዳይሬክተር GOOSEWORX ቆይቷል PUT TO DEATH ለመሆን "Kinda Cringe"

People who demand that all writing be done at their coffee shop AU level don't actually read. It's the comfy cozy self-infantilization version of those guys who get performatively mad at every vaguely-queer reference in video games they don't play. They don't mean or know what they're saying.

Oh man they're going to arrest Mexico's team.

Looming.

You should be able to stand your ground against people who post AI-generated fat and gay images of politicians they don't like.

Moving from the West Coast to Philadelphia is the queerness equivalent to standing up in church and telling the entire village that you worship the devil.

Bunny A commission for the upcoming film Birdbrain by @spencer7-5.bsky.social

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

In retrospect, blowing through Franken Fran was as much a sign as the extremely high yuri intake I had going on at the time.

The demented lust for an Edit button is done by people who put “fluent in sarcasm” in their bios and we must not trust in their lies

Trying to sell someone on Murciélago is like "okay so the government sends an ultraviolent lesbian failgirl who fucks and the most dangerous driver in the world to kill other criminals. If you read a lot of Slave Labor Graphics comics and Hellsing as a kid, this is probably going to do it for you."

Okay cool we may now continue.

worst season is upon us

Et quand j'suis sur la nationale J'deviens une brute de la pédale

rebirth

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Alright new normies heads up.

I thought about starting a chat called "Applebee's Parking Lot Fight" but I don't think I want to have to actively send invites to people. They already think I'm weird and off-putting enough.