daft punk if they were fucked up: music sounds Worse with you. i fuckin Hate you.

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oh sure, i get shit for the "weedhitler" thing for half my life but cartoon network gives an entire show to a guy named Ian JewishQuestion. i see how it is

i didnt have to grind for this view i had to fakie darkslide 180

yo if u don't mind can i have this row to myself? there's empty seats 2 rows up and to be honest with ya i'm kinda tryin to catch up on my friends' porno groupchat while we make our descent into JFK and u keep showing me some gay poker chip whenever i order another Titos and it's really distracting

maybe if we keep the pressure up and he keeps doing random shit to try and distract from the fact that he's a pedophile we might be able to get some shit Done. we're a couple months out from medical ketamine cards. they're gonna let em put adderall in monster instead of caffeine. dream big here

they just sellin vape store weed out a vending machine at ATL now lmfao

sometimes when i'm feeling down i imagine a christian podcaster who sees the brand name "kirkland signature", reads it as Kirk Land, imagines a combination of a six flags and a valhalla built by joel osteen, starts crying and puts a gun in his mouth because he's that upset he can't go there

hey man i'm just sayin if you didn't want me to start blowing fat clouds of that chinese synthetic in the bare ass middle of your airport maybe you should make the fucking planes run on time i dunno

why does skrillex look like he's about to make me the best felafel i've ever had in my life here

invite me on your podcast if you wanna hear about behind the scenes drama in the new american rave scene btw. i've got Tomes on this shit.

Robert Pattinson Delivers "Career Best Performance" In Movie That Is Otherwise Okay At Best

preview of a lil tune ive been workin on :> this one is called "

trying out a new depression treatment where i Fuck Hard until i don't want to kill myself anymore. it's going great so far

ladies ladies please. you're both faggots

[guy in full plate armor in front of police station] You shouldn't hang around here. This is where they spawn

checkin in on the latest in Vape Store Innovations

fellas is it Gay 2? because i haven't seen Gay 1 yet and i don't wanna be completely lost. like i guess if you're all dead set on seeing Gay 2 i can watch a summary video on the way but that just kinda feels like it'll cheapen the experience a bit. ugh ok i guess if it's a prequel it's fine. fuck.

in an interesting position knowing i'm going to think it's fucking bullshit if anything other than One Battle wins best picture, but there's not a snowball's chance in hell i'd in One Million Years accept leo winning best actor over michael b. jordan

Fuck, The Uber Driver's In A Tesla

who is going to Magnificent Festival

i'm off that good cushion alcohol !!

Bondi Namco lmfao

james bond if he was on the epstein list: i'll take a white baby... shaken, not stirred

It's A Fucked Up World When Weed Hitler Is Trying To Be The Voice Of Reason

calling animal crossing being a "game for children" is hilarious because it's not technically wrong, but also half its playerbase are divorceés pushing 40 who are one Corporate Restructuring away from their action figure-adorn living room turning into a YIIK-style neetcave

Warheads(R) Brand SUPER Sour Cream

w-wow, your a scene girl??? and an alcoholic???? and u look like my daughter????? humina humina!!!!!! please don't tell anyone i write for the atlantic

me in 2007: [listening to piano breakcore] man, benn jordan is so cool me in 2025: [listening to instructions on how to build a cop-tracking device out of toilet parts and an arduino setup] man, benn jordan is so cool

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they are saying ur the mayor here

Hahaha Oh No

you gotta understand, i don't look this way because i do drugs; i do drugs because i look this way

ive been playing metroid prime 4, and despite it being janky, outdated, and flat out confusing at times, it's been a pretty fun time. however. they make a lategame gameplay decision that is so unjustifiably bad that it turns an okay game into one of the worst things i have experienced in 20 years

Ferris Bueller stops being a comedy and starts being an extremely tonedeaf psychological thriller when you watch it with the knowledge that the actor playing the school principal is a convicted pedophile

hey man do your parents have a piano in their house? is it old? detuned? can i come over and record it? i just need a couple more samples to fill out my library. cmon man. just a couple more samples. please god i beg you, just a few more samples. just let me tickle your parents' ivories man cmon

happy two years!!! that's right, two whole years of WWE WRESTLEMANIA primarily being funded by the saudi government! this isn't a real factoid btw i'm just talking out my ass. it's probably closer to 5-8 years

me and a couple of my boys are gonn go marauding in the homegoods parking lot tonight if u wanna join. might wind up skulkin an creepin at dave and buster's after? kind of open plans idk

Incredible things can happen

i fucking hate rian johnson's writing style, however, him intentionally using his politically hamfisted pseudosatire as a wedge to make a grander point about how Religion and Politics aren't inherently intertwined subjects, and treating them as such is part of how we got here, makes for a good movie

friend of mine sent me lesbian porn on here that was captioned with a quote from the vn series i help work on and i had to take a lap around the house to recover

did a triple take lookin at this bag before i realized what was goin on

i be datin cis women for 5 years for the sole singular purpose of havin them give me their old clothes out of pity when we break up fr

this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know

[holding $42.50 in unpaid groceries, staring the Kroger Korporate Kop dead in the eyes] sir, the only thing standing in between me and suicide is the notion of finding out what it feels like to have my prostate electrocuted, so unless you're a homo with a cattle prod, i'd stand down

[solemnly] im weedhitler

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