watching broadcast television

in the history of art and media, there have been many guys who have sat behind large desks

woe, plague be upon ye

hello i have no money and my bank account and credit card have both overdrafted and i cant feed myself and i might have a job lined up and im trying to sell shirts and art ASAP but im sleeping on my friends floor rn and i am negative money and desperate & embarrassed right now & need any help

basically, i cured my depression forever by inventing a fictional character that was "me but not mentally ill anymore" and then spending 2 years doing experimental mind control techniques that i learned from leaked MI6 documents i got from a white boy on myself until i believed i was that character

look, i'll put it this way, pal - every day on this godforsaken planet at least 5 teenagers smoke weed for the first time. that's a market that is being constantly replenished, forever. you wanna make art, make art, fuck it, be my guest. you wanna make money? go where the audience goes

You Can "Bring The Party" Until You're 25, Then You Gotta Start Bringing A Couple Bags Of Chips Or Something

"lowkenuinly" probably the biggest millennial/alpha cultural crossover of all the modern slang like i can vividly imagine a broad city character saying that shit

love that the first couple hours of death stranding are a setup for the game to say "hey. your next mission is to touch the hell portal" and then touching the hell portal takes you to australia

[lav mic aquiver as I rise to my theme, audience rapt] but the problem is we’re still on the old paradigm. “Engagement.” and that’s over. done with. cooked. next slide, please [screen behind me tiles from ENGAGEMENT to JUST POSTING SOME BULLSHIT] [I cannot be heard over the waves of applause]

coming up next on [static] College Radio - a new single from indie rock's most in-demand trailblazers, [muffled, unintelligible] - with the (stifled laughter) "catchily" titled "The Only Reason You'll Ever Remember This Song Is Because Of What Your Boyfriend Does To You During It"

pants big

best series of words possible to hear when someone's looking into some kind of hole in/on your body gotta be "oh, fascinating."

comedy podcast when the hosts are 25: i-i'm serious dude, i've been off my recreational narcan kick for months and last week i saw a dog that had my dad's face same podcast 8 years later: lately man i get a bag of plain fritos, eat em one at a time, and actually give them the space to be Considered

just got followed back by the virulent entity. see yall when my corpse is famous

buy my record pls i'm rly broke lol

lord and miller continue to be the masters of making stuff i should, on paper, fucking hate, but generally wind up enjoying a good amount

🎶shawty's like a threnody in my head that i can't keep out, got me mournin for- the victims of hiroshima i'm fucked up 'bout the hibakusha, kusha-sha-sha-sha🎶

guy fieri is a psychospiritual entity that was banished to the television realm and cursed to only be given form through hotel televisions for the crime of his frosted tips acting as Soul Antennae and broadcasting ZZ Top songs into heaven

the rabbit is taking a sabbatical. this is Presario. he's a womanizing incel private eye. he has a success rate of about 15% and every case he's ever solved has been an accident, usually motivated by finding information about a girl he wants to take on q date (and he was drawn by @awr.bsky.social)

yknow they only called it Man In The High Castle because the network wouldn't let them go with the original title, "We'll Be Reich Back"

I wonder if later seasons of Marathon will eventually cook up some kind of objective that requires players to not shoot each other and how long it'll take the playerbase to make that adjustment. Feels like you could conduct a series of really weird social experiments inside of a game like this.

They should build a map where there's a button that wipes everyone out. Purge all shells, kill all players. Lotta great loot, but at least one squad needs to guard the button to prevent UESC from pushing it. Then throw in some contracts that ask players to push the button themselves.

Fuck Art

always been entertained by the antiquated term for romantic partner, calling them My Main Squeeze. like hey man are you and vanessa dating? "oh yeah i touch that bitch more than i touch anyone else, for sure."

feminine nonbinary person named Debris dating masculine nonbinary person named Detritus

probably the funniest thing i've seen someone say about dlss5

[opening the passenger side door to a girl's car] oh. oh wow. that's so many cans. i can't even sit down here. ma'am, that's so many cans. can i marry you? right now?

bro come thru tonight. i'm gonna marathon the terrifier movies with my goth wife that takes up 70% of the couch while our neglected son tries to open his stomach with a can opener two rooms over

applying for a job at the weed store and when they ask for my resume i put a first edition vinyl pressing of electric wizard dopethrone on the table and wink

24 year old lgbt dissociative addict smoking resin on my couch: yo which of the mlp horses do you think is an antivaxxer me, nodding out in a lay-z-boy recliner: hhhhoouhhhhgghh..., Hhhhhhhhooouuuuuuu.,....hhhhhhhhh...hhggghgfggrgggh....hhhhssshhhh.....,,. *suddenly snapping back to reality* Hourse.

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ign thank you for putting the phrase "tipper guro" in a video

oh my god i was fucking joking i didn't think it'd actually make him look like someone's Supernatural OC lmao

marathon is basically destroying my life. any moment i'm not working, i want to play it. i don't even like multiplayer shooters and this shit has a vice grip on me most singleplayer games can't achieve

that conan subway surfers bit from the oscars was basically Punxsutawney Phil seeing his own shadow but instead of six more weeks of winter it means we're about to get another six year moratorium on using the amen break

nvidia unveils "mind blowing" new upscaling technology

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me, just 0.5db too loud: think i just cracked the code. if you take cialis AND viagra with a 50/50 blend of coke/pepsi it reverses all the negative side effects of ketamine therapy 375lb ICE agent, kevlar vest covered in /k/ patches, using aliexpress rfid spoofer to open my front door: ただいま~!

tryin to take care of yourself is fuckin dumb man i gotta throw like 8 different vitamins in my backpack whenever i leave the house like im gonna show up to the party shoutin GUESS WHO BROUGHT THE MAGNESIUMMMMMMMM

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(opening up a briefcase with half a million dollars in it and spinning it around) however many mcdoubles this is, i want that many

Just a little something to take the edge off

we drinkin 40s tonite

i haven't really seen a lot of discussion of it break containment but to set the record straight: i have not worked with "andy morin" for nearly half a decade now, fuck that man, they kicked him out of death grips for good ass reasons. if you wanna know more read this www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips...

ultimately the surviving message of evangelion is "if you really, really, REALLY want to kill yourself, but don't, you too can become a load bearing pillar of the japanese economy"

there have been many moments in romeo is a deadman that have made me say "oh my fucking god" out loud but i think this one is hitting the hardest