(opening up a briefcase with half a million dollars in it and spinning it around) however many mcdoubles this is, i want that many

Just a little something to take the edge off

we drinkin 40s tonite

i haven't really seen a lot of discussion of it break containment but to set the record straight: i have not worked with "andy morin" for nearly half a decade now, fuck that man, they kicked him out of death grips for good ass reasons. if you wanna know more read this www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips...

ultimately the surviving message of evangelion is "if you really, really, REALLY want to kill yourself, but don't, you too can become a load bearing pillar of the japanese economy"

there have been many moments in romeo is a deadman that have made me say "oh my fucking god" out loud but i think this one is hitting the hardest

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

Me at 23 years old hearing At The Drive In: I definitely know what this is about.

popping by in a little more than 15 minutes to help raise money for queer creators and initiatives!

I just brought my 18 year old to go vote for the first time and we both proudly voted for Gavin Newsom! It was a poll on who should eat a big platter of horse shit on live tv.

man who willingly gave up his neuroplasticity the moment he first heard Soundgarden: "television rules the nation"??? lol, alright banksy. who are these "daft punk" guys anyway? are they alt right? Tyler, The Swagged Out Twelve Year Old: dad, this is a Keiji Haino song

got a haircut. also some other dumb shit idk what it is

[hits the pen so hard my lungs shrink] ichiban kasuga is basically forrest gump if you think about it

kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?

putting my social security number in my drafts for whenever an api glitch allows 3rd party apps to scrape users' unsent posts

painkiller that has the side effect of making your chin bigger called jaylenol

look man if you wanna keep talking to the 20 remaining russian guys that play battlefield 2142 on custom emulations of gamespy servers i'm gonna need you to write "I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE" on your fully erect cock and send me a photocopied image of it. it's the only way.

if you reverse the footage from that ring commercial you can experience the sinister purpose of the app: banishing dogs forever and ensuring they can never return home with the power of the cloud

israeli sketch comedy show called Whose House Is It Anyway

gopuff is the most spiritually fucked delivery app that exists. doordash, but it only delivers shit from the vape store. a fleet of drivers all making 1920s factory worker wages to deliver fat sacks of kratom to "bass music" producers with agoraphobia. the white man must suffer in eternal hell.

artwork from the month of January

work from last night

i would like to issue a public apology: i got my cardinal directions mixed up. i meant to say "the east coast" but the lack of senseless violence happening around me caused a critical state of understimulation, leading to a brief moment of frontal lobe malfunction. i have acdc or whatever it is

the ring dog finder feature is really gonna backfire from a pr perspective when people find out it has a loose definition of what qualifies as "dog" & the app is flooded with 45 year old polyamorous married couples looking for the 19 year old pupppygirl that finally escaped from their basement

Bluesky users, please stop posting shit like this it isn’t helping the perception of this place

patriotism is fucking dead. now is the time of putting various household items up your ass to see what feels the best

the pacific northwest is host to such a housebroken kind of people that seattle's football team made it to the superbowl for the first time in 11 years, won, and so far the only celebration i've heard is exactly 3 fireworks going off. if we were on the west coast i would've witnessed a murder by now

Hey gang I'm pretty low on money here and payments might send me in the red soon if people can offer any help that'd be appreciated cash.app/$CinnaMarcy

its apparently bandcamp friday, i have like zero money for the next 8 days and am not sure if i have enough food to get thru so if u wanted to buy maybe the last album i put out or maybe one of the million singles ive done id sure appreciate it voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/new-le...

WELP. I rushed to get clarification from my building manager on this, they're holding the file until next Friday but they said I need to be paid up IN FULL by then or else it's game over. I'm going to figure out a game plan by then but til then I'm gonna need to cash in some shitterluck tokens now

I'm helping with the outreach for this game‼️‼️ If you're a streamer, game reviewer, content creator of ANY SIZE, please get in contact with me and I'll provide a review code!

HELLO TO THOSE IN THE KCMO AREA AND BEYOND! Currently, I'm in the middle of making a movie! As a result i need as much help as I can get. Here are a few flyers I made to help facilitate a cast/crew for the picture I'm working on! If you t wanna tap in, feel free to complete the forum below!

transphobic nardwuar: we're nardwuar! we can always tell.

One of the reasons I'm a "free speech guy" is that all censorship, even if it's supposed to be for progressive reasons or whatever, just leads back to this. Remember when you couldn't even depict a married couple lying in the same bed together? Wanna go back to that?

THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?

one week until the new suda51 game aaaaaaaaa

Not kidding by the way

finally got the print edition of my FastCompany and it includes the hardest and best intro to a piece about me ever

you will genuinely never be able to guess what video i found this comment on

chopped unc screwed mixtape

Just remembered the funniest screenshot I have saved

yeah sure hot dogs are pretty good, but to beef rank, burgers are way better

Didn’t expect that to work.

did you know? the easiest way to someone's heart is a sledgehammer

excited for the eventual crossover season where every patient that winds up in the pitt is there because a cop shot them

psyched for the new Pablo Fenjves book

zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026