when people talk about "playing 5key" this is what they mean

Ugh. Just finished watching "Underneath the Purple Rain", the new Prince documentary. I wasn't aware that he used to inject powdered Kool-Aid into his bladder before having women over. No need to go on about the disgusting, colorful details...

healing my inner child via mercy kill

the siiva 10th anniversary set might be the best thing i have ever seen from the channel, im fucking floored

had a lovely time talking to the @beatblock.bsky.social team down at the magfest indie arcade. looked like a really cool game!! if you're here make sure you stop by and check it out :>

22 year old convention panelist cosplaying a low-poly version of herself: um, "capture"? "train"? does anyone else here think the pokemon theme is lowkey kinda sexual? 55 year old man having a heart attack in the back of the marriot conference room: bbhhhhhaaadjhhdffffhh.,, hhfshsghit hhhhelp hhrrk

Doctors LOVE her! This dumb bitch won't stop smoking cigarettes.

i keep seeing like armed, uniformed cops just Standing Around Menacingly at magfest this year and honestly someone needs their ass chewed the fuck out over it

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Arcade bnuuy doodle

gerard way vs Daniel Curds

found an important cultural relic (thank you @frums.xyz ;u;)

holy shit dawg how

have been laughing at this screencap for several hours. every detail makes every other detail exponentially funnier

daft punk if they were fucked up: music sounds Worse with you. i fuckin Hate you.

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oh sure, i get shit for the "weedhitler" thing for half my life but cartoon network gives an entire show to a guy named Ian JewishQuestion. i see how it is

i didnt have to grind for this view i had to fakie darkslide 180

yo if u don't mind can i have this row to myself? there's empty seats 2 rows up and to be honest with ya i'm kinda tryin to catch up on my friends' porno groupchat while we make our descent into JFK and u keep showing me some gay poker chip whenever i order another Titos and it's really distracting

maybe if we keep the pressure up and he keeps doing random shit to try and distract from the fact that he's a pedophile we might be able to get some shit Done. we're a couple months out from medical ketamine cards. they're gonna let em put adderall in monster instead of caffeine. dream big here

they just sellin vape store weed out a vending machine at ATL now lmfao

sometimes when i'm feeling down i imagine a christian podcaster who sees the brand name "kirkland signature", reads it as Kirk Land, imagines a combination of a six flags and a valhalla built by joel osteen, starts crying and puts a gun in his mouth because he's that upset he can't go there

hey man i'm just sayin if you didn't want me to start blowing fat clouds of that chinese synthetic in the bare ass middle of your airport maybe you should make the fucking planes run on time i dunno

why does skrillex look like he's about to make me the best felafel i've ever had in my life here

invite me on your podcast if you wanna hear about behind the scenes drama in the new american rave scene btw. i've got Tomes on this shit.

Robert Pattinson Delivers "Career Best Performance" In Movie That Is Otherwise Okay At Best

preview of a lil tune ive been workin on :> this one is called "

trying out a new depression treatment where i Fuck Hard until i don't want to kill myself anymore. it's going great so far

ladies ladies please. you're both faggots

[guy in full plate armor in front of police station] You shouldn't hang around here. This is where they spawn

checkin in on the latest in Vape Store Innovations

fellas is it Gay 2? because i haven't seen Gay 1 yet and i don't wanna be completely lost. like i guess if you're all dead set on seeing Gay 2 i can watch a summary video on the way but that just kinda feels like it'll cheapen the experience a bit. ugh ok i guess if it's a prequel it's fine. fuck.

in an interesting position knowing i'm going to think it's fucking bullshit if anything other than One Battle wins best picture, but there's not a snowball's chance in hell i'd in One Million Years accept leo winning best actor over michael b. jordan

Fuck, The Uber Driver's In A Tesla

who is going to Magnificent Festival

i'm off that good cushion alcohol !!

Bondi Namco lmfao

james bond if he was on the epstein list: i'll take a white baby... shaken, not stirred

It's A Fucked Up World When Weed Hitler Is Trying To Be The Voice Of Reason

calling animal crossing being a "game for children" is hilarious because it's not technically wrong, but also half its playerbase are divorceés pushing 40 who are one Corporate Restructuring away from their action figure-adorn living room turning into a YIIK-style neetcave

Warheads(R) Brand SUPER Sour Cream

w-wow, your a scene girl??? and an alcoholic???? and u look like my daughter????? humina humina!!!!!! please don't tell anyone i write for the atlantic

me in 2007: [listening to piano breakcore] man, benn jordan is so cool me in 2025: [listening to instructions on how to build a cop-tracking device out of toilet parts and an arduino setup] man, benn jordan is so cool

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they are saying ur the mayor here

Hahaha Oh No

you gotta understand, i don't look this way because i do drugs; i do drugs because i look this way