Alright everyone it is now time for what i will call Foid vs Moid. We have Needy Streamer OVERLOAD Typing of the Net and CONTENT KING which is a nuisance streamer simulator that has a Destiny Parody in it. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

[Me to myself watching George Lucas drive the world's longest car past me] Is that thing street legal?

TOMORROW AT 8 PM EST ON KZONE: After having a scuffle with the upper crust of Twitch ive decided to become a Kick nuisance streamer in CONTENT KING a kick nuisance streamer simulator where I get into as much controversy as i can. Legally distinct Destiny is there too.

*alternate timeline where an autism vaccine was made* GEORGE LUCAS, WORKING IN PHARMACEUTICAL RESEARCH: Egads! I've done it! The cure for autism! *gets promoted to a senior position at pfizer*

Does anyone else get so mad they start hitting themselves whenever they read this tweet?

Everyone i have uploaded yet another vault stream. This one is the SEGA CD extravaganza featuring Wild Woody, Mark Wahlberg, and Wacky Workbench. Most of all its about The Quiet Sadness of Wild Woody. youtu.be/0ykuyov2iA0

We are now LIVE with The Punisher for PS2 and to Discuss the Reappraisal of Garth Ennis but FIRST we have a fight for the SOUL of America as I show everyone how *I* think the Boys TV show should have ended in a WWE 2k26 INFERNO Match. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

I have uploaded the previously thought to be lost first Garten of BanBan stream to the youtube. It is so dated that there is a WWE 2K match between Dr Han and The Good Doctor in it. You also get BanBan 1 AND 2! Check it out youtu.be/lpx7FCENRpI?...

While this does deny us of that hockey stick style spiked growth that makes something the next big thing it does completely prevent anyone from thinking they could make us do anything or apologize for anything

Me after watching Thomas and The Magic Railroad (2000)

TONIGHT AT 8 PM EST ON KZONE: Master Shake is officially having a baby in Tomodachi Life. Several Miis are about to propose. We are having a MASTER SHAKE PREGNANCY EMERGENCY SPECIAL and streaming Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am as a double feature with Tomodachi Life.

Im at the DMV and watching the news and the way they talk about new CEOs is the exact same way they talk about NFL Head Coaches. "He oversaw a complete turnaround and rebuild of Potbelly Sandwiches and has accepted the CEO position for Wendy's. Deal is awaiting finalization."

Best Movie Ever!?

This site seems fine until I look at what the discourse is and holy smokes this place is just filled with a different sorta wretch than twitter is.

Commenting "Bro is lost media 💀" under a Facebook post by a High School friend that killed himself 6 years ago

Everyone it is now time for the Memorial Day special. I have many incredible games lined up for tonight but we will of course first be starting with Blackwater. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

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Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

This is how your message finds me.

LIVE MEMORIAL DAY ON KZONE: I will be honoring our military heroes by experiencing what they experienced in three different wars and will also be revisiting the Vietnam war simulator that has received over 40 UPDATES since I last played it. Be sure to be there Monday 630 PM EST

"Hey guys. Check out this really cool magic trick I know how to do"

Probably still one of the all time greatest youtube videos

There should be an immersive open world RPG where you play as The Deep.

Making a "Meet Potential Man" meme but for a failed FOX sitcom like Allen Gregory or Bordertown

TONIGHT at 8 PM EST we have two really excellent degenerate gambling games. The first of which is CLOVERPIT a bastard love child between Balatro and Shotgun roulette. Keep winning at the slots or die. Simple!

The Quiet Sadness of Jackass DS

I know we all think its "funny" to make fun of Brianna Wu but joking about her immediately veers into "This is not it chief" territory when you discover she tried to murder someone with her car. Do not platform these people.

Everyone it is now time for the weird DS/PSP port stream. Some of these are childhood games of mine that i have insider knowledge of how absolutely FUCKED they are. The others are actually good like Tony Hawk Underground 2 remix. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

What is Sinfest about now

Something Tails wore in a dream I had. He kinda looked like Ness

My version of the 4chan greentext about not knowing how to dance and doing reload animations in the club is that when put into a social situation with normies I immediately start talking like The Deep but about "Draft Kings Parlays" and "Spongebob"

This is the unfortunate reality of living in America today. The ultimate blackpill.

THIS SUNDAY ON KZONE AT 730 PM EST: Its the PSP version of Tony Hawk Underground 2! This version maintains the exact same gameplay but with 4 entirely different locations than that of the original story. You get to travel to Japan and meet ultraman! Also all the characters eyes open WAY too wide.

Me:[With mouth full of popcorn] When Homelander is mean to the Deep its what's called Normie Sadism My nephew im soon going to be disallowed contact with: Wow Me: Youre a smart kid you would have figured it out soon. Its all normies know. Theatergoer wearing hat indoors: SHHH.

It is now time for more Tomodachi Life 2. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

TONIGHT at 8 PM EST ON KZONE: Tomodachi life WILL continue. There has been a LOT of offscreen developments and new weird guys i have moved onto the island. Be sure to tune in and see!

It must feel so good to thank your sponsors after winning a NASCAR race. It would be a dream come true to say "ID JUST LIKE TO THANK THE GUYS OVER AT PEP BOYS" while giving an interview.

It is really funny the girl who says "not being painted blue makes her dysphoric" came back to Twitter after being anti ftm trans, did an entire "yeah im back and i haven't changed at all 😈" shtick, and then proceeded to complain that people did not receive her well and dog piled her.

It has all the action figures and yummy snacks I like so as a store it gets two thumbs up from me :D

Hi all, my good friend @vidahonrada.bsky.social had his parked car destroyed in a hit & run, the cops + insurance refuse to help. He needs a replacement so he can keep working to support himself + his mother, anything you can chip in will be greatly appreciated: gofund.me/1d5a582d1

Something that isnt talked about enough is the Playboy collab Capcom did for the release of Dead Rising 2. Its absolutely everywhere in game.

We are now finished with the Case Zero Demo that can only be played on XBOX 360. We are now doing an IRON MAN CHALLENGE RUN of Dead Rising 2 on the OG HARDWARE . No reloading. Delete my save if i die and NEVER RETURN TO THE GAME. This is #SerbsChallenge Tune in NOW twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

I have been challenged by chat to invent a new animal. Please tell me what you think.

everyone it is now time for me to investigate the REAL ORIGINAL Dad Simulator with DEAD RISING 2 CASE ZERO (+ The actual game) You cant get this anywhere but on XBOX! I found it on my old Hard Drive. Experience a world with contnent rich Demos once more! Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

ATTENTION: I have found my old XBOX 360 and discovered that i have the famous CASE ZERO demo on my hard drive. You cant even get it outside of console anymore! I'll be streaming BOTH to prove a point that Chuck is the best Capcom dad and that this stupid Pragmata guy is a FRAUD.

Katey Needs Her Zombrex Every 24 hours.

With all the news and buzz about Capcom and their new "Dad Simulator" I've given it tons of thought and decided to go right to the source which is why im playing the ORIGINAL Capcom Dad Game: DEAD RISING 2! I have never played this version on stream EVER. Tune in tomorrow at 730 PM EST!

Everyone it is now time for the Tomodachi Life stream. I have a new cast of characters that i made. Meet Chudjak. He lives in a shack and I feed him cigarettes. Tune in now at twitch.tv/kemonofriend...