My name is Terry Lazbeer, and you are watching, the Didbney Channel *Hur Hur hur hur hur*

here’s a comic about time travel

So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.

good morning substance abusers

What's nice about this tweet is how rarely are we as adults given a perfect snapshot of the moment our future as a gifted burnout is cemented. For folks who don't study education and developmental psychology: That second page is FAR more important. Pre-K is more about socialization than academics.

Chat I got the flu or something like that ;-; I fell like shit

full disclosure: the brawl stars tcrf article has been deleted due to a cease & desist. you can find the text of the notice on that page. i've reached out in hopes a human might see this and move to retract it, but in the mean time, RIP

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied: "Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀

Baby on board

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

if companies aren't willing to pay people to make stuff anymore, maybe they shouldn't expect us to buy their stuff

Social ostracization and exile is not only an essential teaching mechanic of a functioning society, but also a genuine measure of protection by ensuring virus outbreaks are prevented from becoming new pandemics, through limiting their access to additional potential victims

Words hurt. Don't be a bully.

The Democratic obsession with incompetently snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is just an act to cover up intentional sabotage.

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

me when the AI bubble bursts

I would start Vaping if they moaned every time I sucked on them.

We should bring back Morbius back to theaters in 2026, I missed it back when it was new and I promiss this time I would go and watch it.

Trans women are already banned from all of the sports at an international federation level already. This framing is a lie aimed at hiding the fact they're now going after other women that they don't like.

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/

I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous

“She was completely addicted to her phone, and it was such a distraction. When she was going into the classroom, she was looking at her phone under the table or she was going to the toilet to film TikTok videos.” I wonder why the trans kid in a violently transphobic society needed online support.

they're the type of people to get mad at you for causing property damage while attempting to escape the concentration camp the nazis put you in. "they gave you a pretty pink triangle and everything!! free transport too, and this is how you thank them?!"

Re: America, Dark Helmet said it best:

My head canon is that Sans Undertale would sound like Moist Critical if he get a voice

In Melee, Peach can pluck turnips, and rarely items, from the ground with her down special move. Pulling a Bob-omb is a 1/384 chance, so pulling 3 in a row is uhh… unlikely.

liberals will hear conservatives call all non-white people child murdering rapists and terrorists, and then complain about *your* lack of decorum when you call the conservative a delusional braindead motherfucker in response

A lot of well meaning cis allies will still be under the impression that your average trans girl grew up just like the boys around her. I don't think many actually understand just how frequently people picked up on how we are different and considered hurting as a victimless action

part of the zoomer/millennial intergenerational mating ritual is the millennial making a joke they know isn't funny to see if the zoomer will play along and just how badly they'll humiliate themselves for a crumb of pussy

I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.

I hate this joke, more and more, every single year.

One of the favorite things I ever created. Yes that is the Original PS1 screen "hacked", I really wanted to change the second part just how @b0tster.yeag.gay did in their 3D recreation but the part is compressed in the ROM and I wasn't able to properly decompress it to edit it. One day, maybe.

Okay so by accident I became a Girl with a sword after my dad died and I didn't want to throw it out.

LCD Dream Emulator

WOKE IS BACK BABY, HELL YEAG!

Don’t say if I were you Or tell me what you’d do

youtu.be/QTuoq6Tr3gE?... so proud to be an american

its novmeber 9th I am finally in a spooky mood and can now watch all the halloween specials from the YouTubers i watch