It's also pretty funny that Scorpion, who escaped the NetherRealm, had some sweet hellfire powers stick to him. Getting there sucked, being there sucked, but getting out meant he collected a goodie-bag of resurrection, freedom, and the ability to go au naturel Ghost Rider with his head.

I can imagine this is how Australia and Japan deal with trade disputes when there's no mediator other than a Sega Genesis.

I liked that Metroid Fusion basically made Samus comfortable talking with the Adam Al. I would love a Metroid game where the villains try to initiate dialogue but Samus, being in full blown panic mode over social situations, just starts blasting. Ridley: "So, you have found my domai-" *PEW* "JESUS"

It does make me think... The T-1000 could've done this. The T-X definitely would've done this if the situation called for it.

"You're Missing Out On Prime Benefits!"

Sonic 2 on Master System was like "What do you MEAN you didn't collect all the chaos emeralds? You needed those to save your buddy."

So happy to see the positivity surrounding the pilot. I'm just very impressed by how many hats Lilith wears in terms of programming, design, animation, getting people together for a project, all whilst wearing one really cool hat IRL.

I like that vacant look like he's just remembered something. "Mama-mia! I forgot to let Yoshi out!" *Yoshi currently ripping Mario's couch to pieces*

You better watch out, You better not fry, Flames will spout, I'm telling you why, Eve combusts you quickly, through song! She's making a UB, She's going to splice, She's gonna find out which genes are nice, Eve combusts you quickly, through song!

I know it's "Body Harvest", but "Harvest Body" sounds like having not-quite-winter-weight. "Oh yeah, I've put on a few pounds, it's my harvest body," *Autumn leaves fall from the sky*

Championing and celebrating humanity by appealing to the absolute lack of it.

Just imagining a Pimp My Ride episode where a PC is so heavily modified, the end result is a Sega Saturn. Like, it doesn't matter if you start with a Commadore 64 or a GeForce RTX 5090, all roads lead to Sega Saturn. (Music is "Victory Goal 96 - Chase the Wind")

Thursday the 13th: Jason Takes a Nap.

Sir Patrick Stewart is a pretty cool guy, but I like to think that he's gradually lowered his guard from being a staunch Shakespearean actor to spending the day saying "balls" in a recording booth. It might not be him, but imagination is a wonderful thing.

This explains why I could never complete Smash TV on Sega Genesis; no powers from ancient Mediterranean cults.

NGL, I thought he had part of a centaur grafted to him, like a horse front but not the horse butt. What has science wrought?!

Maybe it's just me, but probably don't abbreviate the first game of a franchise that uses alliterative "W" titles...

“Im looking for one.” “One what?” “One on the PS1.” “Which PS?” “The Playstation ONE.” “You want one playstation one?” “No, One on the Playstation 1.” “There is no ‘one’ on the PS1, it’s just called the PlayStation.” “Fine, one on the PlayStation.” “Which one on the PlayStation?”

🤡 *Breaks into your house, steals all of the family photos, glues pictures of a mother's head onto the body of a fashion model* 🤡 "Oh I see, you just hate photographers."

Mood

The premise of "Take everything and only the strong will be able to fight back" is absurd enough without the surprise of "Oh shit, the ones who can fight back are!" The "Sowwie we can't afford to pay EVERYONE" gambit was genuinely pathetic.

Hm? Doesn't ring a bell...

On a flight to mars: 👨‍🍳: "We have Salisbury steak, beef wellington, vegetarian protein patties, pretty much any pizza you can imagine..." 🧑‍🚀:"What are those yellow bags?" 👨‍🍳: "Those? Oh, we crack those out for our 'special' guest 'Peelon', he doesn't know space food is normal now."

Hellraiser Bloodline: “Pinhead wont be able to get us in space!” Pinhead: 🚀

"Hi, I'm here to test Parasite Eve 2. Great hold music BTW, the choice of opera was unique... What do you mean 'what hold music?' and 'WOAH YOU'RE ON FIRE?!'."

I loved this one as a kid, but I could never get past the chemical plant and in the rare moments I did, the driving section completely destroyed me. 🥲

Gonna start responding to “Well ackshullys” with the most facetious smug gibberish I can muster, and end it with “checkmate” just to drive their social tolerance into the dirt.

Got me one of those Sagat pizzas.

"For maximum alpha, try the Art of War." 💪😎 *Links to a Call of Duty art book*

A "story so far" recap to make those 100 hour+ adventure romps all the less daunting.

I have been known to make the streamer laugh during otherwise deathly serious and emotional moments.

🎶 Acting, kicking, knocking old men off the stage, Sonya's adoring, You just messed with Johnny Cage 🎶

I had so much fun playing Rogue on the ZX Spectrum, I had absolutely no idea that this would be such a widely shared interest that it would go on spawn not only a genre, but a sub-genre of Rogue-like and Rogue-lite.

Probably my favourite part of Twitter was presenting an idea and having someone reply with "That's a dumb idea". Thanks, no need to elaborate why, just say it and it is so... :\

LMAO Just the thought of someone looking up from their phone and having a one-sided imaginary argument play in their head. "Oh? SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!"

Nice. Nice. 🥲

Poured a little too much paprika into my spicy kimchi noodles, and my sinuses are so open, that my sense of smell is comparable to Arkham Batman's Detective Mode.

Never expected to see Grandpa Munster sporting Reeboks today. It is a good day.

When the person responsible naming Dark Souls locations stops being subtle and goes home in ten minutes...

Richter: One of the most powerful Belmonts to ever exist. Also Richter: *Maps a constantly changing castle*

I love Gurren Lagann! "Hop in the mech, Shinji." 😂

I would say his response is the text equivalent to a dog whining, but that's insulting to such a respectable and beloved companion of humanity...

It's funny when I'm tracking deliveries over a courier's app and they are in a not-quite-mapped-out area, and it looks like they're taking a box van over a muddy field in the rain with this playing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmD...

I am unreasonably proud of using various Varia suit parts edited together to make the SA-X into a Saxophone.

"They call me ignorant, so I showed them by offering to have myself imprisoned from society by refusing to pay for the news I'm unhealthy obsessed with. Then the whole room clapped and started crying."