Their time has come.

Showing off this maitake that’s bigger than my head!!

RIP to the Adams campaign tho, gone but never forgotten

Face it, if you’re performing for a regime that murders journalists, you may as well do some hacky jokes

NYT's "Liberal" pundits when Eric Adams leaves office:

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

So that's what happened to that one Lucille Ball statue...

James looked at the list of DC Z-listers he hasn’t used yet and realized no one’s gonna show up to a Hawk and Dove movie no matter who’s on the credits for it

When you feel bad about the posthumous elder abuse that AIBros are inflicting on Stan Lee but are also aware that he would've greenlit the same slop for creators working under him in his earlier years: #FizzVsComics #FizzVsGaming

Me to Kevin Fiege and whoever he gets to do the MCU X-Men movies: #FizzVsComics

Klein is way too ready to throw other people's body autonomy under the bus to "win" whatever the hell that means. He's been busily talking about welcoming anti-choicers and anti-trans people into the Dem "tent". Thanks for offering up my & others uteri but fuck off.

The predominant failure of so many of these daft centrist op-ed writers is they assume everyone’s main goal online is political discourse and not, like, talking about dragonsmut books or the differences between slot mask and shadow mask CRTs

I'll laugh so goddamn hard if Trump gives Eric Adams a position in ICE in an attempt to deter the public perception that the agency is a home for racist ghouls...

that 2% or whatever adams was polling at is really going to give cuomo the boost he needs in order to still lose by an embarrassing margin

The assholes are outnumbered. Every day is a testament to this truth. I see it all of the time. Most people are decent.

Man really did a perp walk photo-op that potentially pushed Luigi Mangione's case into a mistrial for nothing...

In the September polls that tested a full field & one with just Mamdani/Cuomo/Sliwa, here’s how Adams’ voters broke: 🟡 52% went to Cuomo 🔴 17% went to Sliwa 🔵 10% went to Mamdani ⚫️ 21% went to undecided So Cuomo basically nets ~4 points, but he’s still down by ~15 points.

Now he can fully commit to being the villain Gotham needs right now.

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one way you could describe lincoln's approach is of never getting ahead of the public on its attitudes, but holding an immovable set of principles on where the country ought to be and where he hopes to lead it

you'll notice two things. 1st, that lincoln made repeated concessions to the public's anti-black racism. and 2nd, that lincoln never budged on his view of the declaration ("all men *are* created equal") or compromised on his opposition to the extension of slavery

it may feel a little like homework, but i genuinely think people should read the lincoln-douglas debates to see what the practical politics of anti-slavery looked like in an environment where the public was neutral to hostile to the question of emancipation

Oh, so we're a Monster Fucker manga now... Badass... #FizzVsComics

There's a LOT going on here but the thing I keep coming back to is that guys like Klein and the Dem party est. seem to think that "compromising" on human rights is just "good political strategy" without any ethical corruption or consequences.

I realize part of the problem is there are a dozen new scandals every day, but an entire political party joining hands to bury the evidence of their pervert president's sex crimes should be a 24/7 story

I think the whole "Medbeds" thing is less Trump having an existential crisis about his own declining mortality and more an issue of him being a complete narcissist who'll share anything he thinks will make him look like an Alpha Chad...

Trump deleted his bizarre post featuring an AI video of him endorsing “medbeds,” which raises the question of whether he’s so confused that he thought it was a real video of him talking

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If trans people had spent less time complaining about jokes and more time beheading Jamal Khashoggi, wealthy comedians would never have called them out for the horrific crime of woke cancel culture.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S EVEN MORE GHOULISH THAN I EVEN IMAGINED How long before the Scientology booth at LACC tries to coax it into praising Xenu? #FizzVsComics

George Carlin neglected to mention that the Big Club we ain’t in is the Super Adventure Club

The funniest thing is knowing the cushy admin position Trump's obviously bribed him with will only enrage MAGA further and his voterbase will still go to Mamdani over Cuomo...

Wait... Wait... DEATH WISH IS GETTING A FOURTH EPISODE?!?! #FizzVsGaming

"AI is the asbestos we are shovelling into the walls of our society. Our descendants will be digging it out for generations." "AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job." Oof. pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...

"Political violence is the norm for the Black experience in this country. It just is." - Ta-Nehisi Coates If you think political violence starts and ends with rich, powerful white people, you have NOT been paying attention in the slightest. #blacksky

They're showing this commercial on TV right now and I love it because it's selling AI image generator's main and most important function: fucking around www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdB...

Newsom fans, especially in CA: time to show your guy the way forward! (also non-fans but I know YOU’VE got this…)

The Rosetta Stone to like 90% of Trumps actions that seem baffling or troubling on first approach is just this tweet.

Its kinda funny in the 2010s you basically couldn't go a month without seeing a Suicide Squad or Guardians of the Galaxy comic from their companies and now the titles either don't last long and we will go ages without seeing them as well

the reason this allegation is thrown at activists is the same as why they slander victims of sexual violence: the ruling class is full of abusers and monsters who cannot fathom doing anything except for ego and power

In short, acetaminophen exposure during pregnancy is not linked to the risk of developing autism, ADHD, or intellectual disability. The study has been published in Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA). YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED. • jamanetwork.com/journals/jam... 🧪🧵⬇️

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

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Good thread. You don’t even have to be very successful for stuff like this to happen. I’ve been accused of having most prejudices there are. It used to upset me back when I was younger and took every criticism against me in good faith.

Unfortunately we’re in an unprecedented era of rich people finding out that everyone hates them and making it a problem for all of us

Boy, if only people would take the energy they use on bad-faith discourse against well-intentioned queer creators and focus it on actual bigotry. Or at least works actually MEANT to be bigoted.

Oh good, the Knights of Guinevere discourse has started *reads up on it* This is the most presumptuous and bad-faith bullshit I have ever seen