“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

Rain started coming in freaking sideways! Come out to my living room to find a not insignificant amount of water had come through the window Got spare towels and the big dehumidifier I used at my old moldy apartment. Not my job to fix this place but I’m not fucking around with water!

I put googly eyes on Laylee and she just looks so happy

A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium Thank you for following me on BlueSky

Libraries matter. Access matters. After years of legal battles, the Internet Archive is still here—and still fighting for a world where everyone can read, learn, and remember. @arstechnica.com tells the story: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Burger Becky update!!

Long standing conspiracy theory I have zero evidence for but believe fully In early-days YouTube every decently popular rap, metal, rock, and punk video’s top comment was a variation of “Better than Bieber! This is real music!”. I’m convinced that was all marketing from Bieber’s label

My sympathies are with every South Asian child that now has to hear their parents tell them they need to be a "doctor, lawyer, or mayor of New York"

AND THEY'LL NEVER STOP!!!!

yall talking about dick cheney but i just wanna know if that dick veiny 👀

Xbox never recovered.

please sir you have altered the beast a little too much

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Oh shit, I know how I’m closing out my weekend!

Fiery, fiendish fun! 🔥😈 That's HELL'S BELLS (1929), where devils & demons dance & frolic in a chaotic underworld in classic Silly Symphonies style. 🎶 Watch the full short & more in our #SpookySeason collection ⤵️ archive.org/details/@ste...

something @stopskeletons.bsky.social needs to know about.

So I remember a video where @stopskeletons.bsky.social said "Embrace the Garbo" and I feel like this is the best form of Garbo I can find right now... Clayfighter on Luna of course I've got to ask... What the fuck is Luna? O-o

FACEBALL ON A POKEMON MINI!!

STOP THE PRESSES. The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one. Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon. @hg101.bsky.social

god tier halloween watch

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Happy Halloween!! Here’s 3+ hours of Resident Evil history, trivia, and weird, WEIRD ports! Spanning 15 years of SSFF videos, with corrections and updates added in! youtu.be/ZWv2u4N9zwk

Strike Force Bowling (2004, PS2)

It’s why I get up every. goddamn. day!!

Maybe buy it? I wishlisted already and I saw that it was on sale… “Consenting contest of skeleton strength” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Recent pick up - Splatterhouse 2010’s official strategy guide! I can add that to collection!

Started a new game last night, within the first hour, there’s already so much more! New dialog, apartments with new rooms, whole new apartments and characters, quest lines that are deeper, and apparently even more exclusive content in the new hardcore “Cursed” mode?? I’m nearing 70 total hours…

I don’t follow metal like I used to, so I missed this little doozy dropping in 2020 and I’m obsessed with it!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnhU...

Which Japanese ghost lady will win this GRUDGE match? I team up with @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social to find out! WATCH - youtu.be/pmNW7JNlmz8

Here's another game I just played with two linked Playstations, Final Doom! You can hear me clicking because I was playing with the PlayStation mouse! This feels weird but also awesome #retrogaming #doom #ps1

Look Outside 2.0 Final Version is out! Near as I can tell, every frame of this trailer is new content, I can’t believe how big this lil game has become! youtu.be/ILEEVEOT-Oo?...

impossible to overstate the degree to which we are being governed by people whose formative politics is gamergate, but DHS posting Halo memes to recruit for ICE is pretty close.

Trying to do something on the cheap that ends up taking way more time and money than not doing it at all is what’s called a Zeebo. As in, this was the dumbest idea since the Zeebo.

HELP ME BE NOMINATED FOR AWARDS?! thestreamerawards.com/nominations

I’m not that great a piano but he doesn’t seem to mind

Picture this exact scenario, but it started happening a decade ago and now every agency you work with won't shut up about you taking more time for less pay to correct their magic machine's mistakes and you'll have just the slightest idea what your games' localizers have put up with this whole time.

Every time you get the urge to buy a new Microsoft product, first ask yourself "Will this be as good as Jet Set Radio Future"? And if the answer is no, as it inevitably will be, you should leave it on the shelf and go play Jet Set Radio Future instead.

Please, if only today, take a moment to remember that time French Montana sampled Kingdom Hearts www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXBV...

You could just subtitle your game “DS”, ya know, like a chump Or you could give it an awesome subtitle using words starting with D and S!

Looney Tunes remained popular for decades precisely because it was airing in widespread syndication on TV all the time. Old cartoons should be FREE to find new audiences, ESPECIALLY when their rights holders don't even care enough to platform them anymore.

Don’t worry everyone, Xbox is gonna suddenly turn it all around!

Saw the last apartment I lived at last year listed for over $1000 more! And it was an old, mold infested dump and just outside the city! Maybe they’ve done a ton of repairs to the building?? I hope that’s why, for whoever is living there now...

Gonna start responding to bad takes on social media with this.