white people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

IM FUCKING BROKE MAN JUST GIVE ME THE WEAPON

tl today

sometimes when my girlfriends mad at me i raise my hands like a warlock and shout "CEASE THIS MADNESS AT ONCE". imagine my surprise when this time it worked and i shot lightning from my fingers and turned her into a pile of ash. anyone in the minnesota area looking for a hunk hmu newly single

granblue

genie: okay and for your second wish me: i wanna be able to cum twice without my head hurting genie: lol me: what genie (covering mouth): nothing lol

im establishing the first amazon basics femboy ethnostate

id never argue with a bad bitch. whos mommys good girl? shit me i guess

every mcdonalds in st louis missouri is equipped with a nuclear isotope random number generator and if it lands on a prime number the customer currently ordering is shot and killed

the dizzler

thinking about this one again

god bless our cleveland browns

list of useless things: - return address on an envelope full of anthrax - a eunuch at a sperm bank - survey emails from fast food chains - anything written by garth ennis that isn't the punisher - instagram reels music - new york sports teams - testament double stain in ggst 2.0

(lying voice) can't believe this is how the rich actually think

white people when the function has analog horror recap video essays and dark synth backing music

moonscorched pussy got me acting strange someone asked me who controls prehevil i said alll-mer

hey whats up im the basic enemy in every fromsoft poison swamp. love spittin toxic acid n shit upon getting hit. yuuup, love me some residual damage. whats up? oh fuck yeah, ill totally be at the large converging pool of corrosive purple and/or green liquid later. you know me man! haha take it easy

ko-fi.com/josia_ktvi/g... Gonna bump this again since it hasn't moved in a bit, we're at 67%! Shares are free and always appreciated 🙏

me: (pushing the button on my new mickey mouse doll) cockshamin' mickey: gosh! i didn't know they could even get that small! me: (now crying) why would they make this

"bandai and sunrise put all the main gundam titles on streaming" oh okay "within sd g generation eternal" what

foot fetishist shang tsung: YOUR SOLE IS MINE

i like that this website just breaks sometimes because the geeks in rompers using claude to code it got really mad at not being able to integrate nfts using their mind

smokin on that ky kiske pack

lol this you? (holding my phone out to show a video of you being put in full nelson, theres no evidence of ai use anywhere and not a single frame has a result on reverse image search)

rude prc #todays_ggst

i have a friend who consistently asks me to ft5/10 in fgs and any time she starts to lose (set count going like 3-0, 4-0 in my favor) she goes "haha i guess the loser has to do whatever the winner wants" #watdatmean

SHES SO FINE

the roaring dih

i legit thought 2.0 would give testament a lot more tools to work with and i am severely disappointed in how every top tier got compensation buffs and test lost: low profile 2k +2 h reaper iad jH air h reaper pressure +2 crow crow hitting crouchers stain combos(?) h reaper combos(???!!!)

in guilty gear strive you cant punish your opponent for the noncommittal comboable overhead/low. even if you guess wrong, you have to hold a spaced -2 and then if you swing you lose

bro

you can use raeven or casey for me but lowk starting to prefer raeven. it sounds cool

the most effective method of measuring how funny u are is seeing how long it takes a gimmick acct to steal a bit of urs

character is on demon time ths patch wtf

wtf does this emoji convey 🫟 genuinely in wat situation wld i need Purple Goop Emoji. yeah man feeling Purple Goop asfuck 🫟🫟🫟🫟

gregtech players when the minor theyve been grooming for 3 months says they dont wanna start a skyblock server that requires them to sieve gravel for 5 hours before getting iron (they have school tomorrow)

please do not do that damage.

strive 2.0 thoughts: oh my god this game is playable rest in piss hc, asuka, pot why did they do that to testament.

tonight we let the dough talk 💯

remembered i can do anything i want

"i found the SCARIEST minecraft horror mod ever" "the TERRIFYING minecraft horror mod that had to be BANNED"

ok

frame 8, +2, tied for furthest distance in the game, loops into itself, goes into +4 c.L/even c.M/+1 f.L/10f startup ONE BUTTON command throw that gives her dedicated comeback mechanic & all options listed aside from 5U give full combo and hkd on any hit. anyone saying anything else is wrong

tummy ache :(

dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh

URGENT HELP NEEDED, PLEASE RP! 🔁 #mutualaid I've been given a deadline by my family to move out by the end of June, and while I'm sorting out a new location so I (hopefully) won't have to live in my car or a homeless shelter, I'm definitely going to need some support to make the move. Thank you. 🙇‍♀️