OMG Kash Patel appears to be a drunken national security threat "Meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights." "A request for 'breaching equipment' ... was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors."

Natalie if any of these guys making jokes about your partner’s name are bothering you please let me know.

Check out this @taskandpurpose.com interview with the photographer! taskandpurpose.com/news/august-...

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

A ton of previously unreported details here about Jim Dolan and MSG’s surveillance empire. Incredible stuff from @noahshachtman.bsky.social and @robertsilverman.bsky.social

This makes the Fyre Festival meals look downright appetizing.

I want to apologize to everyone for presenting one of Andrew Dice Clay's disgusting nursery rhymes as a bible verse.

"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub"

Exactly one year ago today:

Stop always thinking about what could go wrong, and try wondering about what could go right. Mix it up a little.

So, these "tax refunds” everyone talks about...tell me more. They sound wonderful.

Me and the other decorated generals eat hundreds of the wet grey strips per day. We’re getting fat off em

The leaks are already starting to get out in the underground parking garage at CinemaCon

Anyone here seen The Devil Wears Prada 2??

No one wants to say it but the accent is Jamaican

sorry everyone but the bsky outage made me spend the day on Xitter, Mastodon, and Threads so now instead of being a progressive in an echo chamber I'm a Nazi Linux evangelist in a parasocial relationship with a Taco Bell marketing intern.

Commissioned an article on this book when it came out, but only just now got around to ordering it.

Switching from Slack to Google Chat at work might break me.

Greetings all. I'm looking for a podcast producer to help do a (much) more regular BLOOD IN THE MACHINE show. I thought I'd start by reaching out here, and to the broader BITM community. If this sounds like it's up your alley, details are in the link below:

Mike D: only rock all: JEANS Mike D: never rock all: CHINOS

Fortune is hiring an AI reporter in NYC fortune.wd108.myworkdayjobs.com/Fortune/job/...

NEW: 14 months after @wired.com's @telliotter.bsky.social first revealed the young technologists of DOGE, the impacts of this "chaotic" Musk-inspired effort continue to reverberate across the US government. Tori reports: www.wired.com/story/where-...

Olivia! No! It's a psyop!

I hear SantaCon is in the news again! Here's my dispatch from the 2025 edition:

People tweeting "The New York Times sucks" didn't make the paper kill its Public Editor position, @sulliview.bsky.social tells @parkermolloy.com in today's DEPTH PERCEPTION. But she gets it—from its handling of Trump to Mamdani—she's got criticisms too. depthperception.longlead.com/p/margaret-s...

MAJOR UPDATE: I found the best free restaurant bread in the United States www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Mile End Kicks: who's seen it?

[secret service agent touching earpiece] Mr President, the gooners took out Sneako

If Nicole Kidman were my death doula, in my final moments I’d ask her to tell me EVERYTHING about Tom Cruise and Scientology, because who’s gonna find out? I’m literally on my death bed. Feel like I’d get some crazy tea.

Me: I wish... I didn't know... that you're friends with Rupert Murdoch.... Nicole Kidman, my death doula: It's time 🙏

This is a good first date question.

My wife just asked me what "chopped unc" means lol.

Look, after Clavicular and Piker, there's no way I'm also going to learn about someone called "Sneako." It's not even Wednesday yet.

This shit just bums me out.

@realfollowers.bsky.social Do your magick!

Sorry, but The Comeback S3 is an unfunny slog!

another one for the Don't Kill Yourself post-it notes: Bill Hader feature directing debut coming down the turnpike

We'll do almost anything to avoid building actual trains.

Sid Krofft, creator of psychedelic kids shows like H.R. Pufnstuf, Land of the Lost and The Bugaloos, dead at 96 www.brooklynvegan.com/sid-krofft-c...

ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

TY Hannah Einbinder

Some of you act like you've never seen a MyPillow ad before

PEAK NEW YORK CITY