Strong floor, no ceiling, never used

every Dollar General could be a Dollar Specific if you weren’t so picky

IF YOU PUNCH THE OTHER GUY’S HELMET IN JUST THE RIGHT SPOT, YOU WILL WIN THE GAME

lest we forget en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterga...

frosty nodules

my everyday carry

if a lawyer is a man you should get to call them “lawman”

frantically googling “how to escape clutches” “clutches treatment” “are clutches permanent”

TIL in the scientific literature people who get migraines are called “migraineurs” so I assume they get to wear a special hat

I've been "enjoying" scintillating scotomas more often recently. They're difficult to describe, and images online don't really capture it. But the first thing I thought when I saw them was "I should make a shader of this" – so here's a demo, it's pretty close: meetar.github.io/scotoma/

can I mute a photograph

this also explains why we’re always sleepy

*trying to unlock my phone with my glasses off* 📱: I’ve never seen you before in my life. *put glasses on* 📱: oh thank GOODness you’re back sir, some hideous monstrosity just tried to break in to god knows what vile ends

I wouldn't say it's cold out but I just had to jump-start my lava lamp

I can’t believe my fish and chips place fell in the river

I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time

Sunrise to sunset yesterday in Utqiaġvik, Alaska. @alaskawx.bsky.social

I’d like to see what percentage of a profile’s posts are replies. I think that would be useful information.

at least AI will never be able to debug CSS. in that way it’s just like the rest of us

My mother in law has this book on her coffee table and the first sentence of chapter 1 is, “one cannot spend 35 years looking at barley without acquiring an enormous amount of observations”

the center can hold a little, as a treat

new rain just dropped

choose your fighter

React made me re-render my life choices

This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)

When the going gets weird, the weird turn *clocks change by one hour* The very matter of the world has spoilt. All our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death

for sale, two legs, never worn

Stand clear of the closing doors, please

time to take a big sip of coffee and perceive one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage and hurls it in front of my feet

this base ball has been transmuted by arcane alchemies into a noble ball

I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant

I am not ready for any of this

this year I’m going as “we need a Halloween costume by 3pm”

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

Thought the TSA would appreciate a little day-before-Halloween humor, turns out they don’t like “pre-screaming” at any time of year

one month of curry goat rice and peas hashtag blessed

me: how much caffeine is in this cold brew anyway me: ooh statistician, actuary: hmm, whoa cardiologist: *call me gesture*

my final form: an npc saying “…”

this is where I post from

It’s the time of year where a young man’s thoughts naturally turn to pie

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

I coded a Generative Adversarial Network but it was mean to me. I tried to delete it and failed, now it’s gloating

We were only supposed to post pictures of the sky on this app. I just pulled up the original design doc. This is a disaster. Please take down the other posts.

Thankfully the ham's onboard a.i. is a good therapist.

I didn't have enough reception to post this from the woods. Please enjoy this very good stump

My first concern, of course, is that this may not lend itself to high-end streetwear. defence-blog.com/wescom-defen...

really missing fresh bagels for some reason

rip to the bangers feed, rip to all my bangers i will now forget about forever