Seriously never want to hear the word "Mainer" again

Evaluation and assessment tasks are multiplying at an unsustainable rate

The dynamics in this song especially between the longing of chorus and the defeat of the post-chorus are the some of the most emotional moments ever committed to tape. RIP Bonnie Tyler

Guys I’m starting to worry about the width of this gyre

Tom Baker Doctor Who got me thinking about renouncing my fitted tacticool ways and reverting to the baggy raver clothes I wore in high school

hate when ppl speak the celestial language around me as if i dont know it! your convo isnt private sweetie!!! 😘

A good time to revisit what might be my favorite magazine story, Joe Morgenstern's 1995 "The 59-Story Crisis." www.uh.edu/ethicsinscie...

Somewhere along the line I became the type of guy who just throws up the peace sign at all kinds of different occasions. If I see you from across the street I'll probably hit you with one.

"It's canonically time for bed" is something I just told myself under my breath

all housing is interesting and let's leave it at that

YOU - I am a detective. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect? YOU - I was born to detect you.

you actually want most of your movement's elites to have normal-looking stats. aoc isn't a rocket surgeon. she didn't invent socialism. she's a smart lady who works hard. zohran mamdani is a mayor who tells you what he's doing today in a suit like he's a sesame street character.

500 words on a book chapter is pretty respectable for July 4th, yeah? I was really hoping to get this draft done and take tomorrow off but nope.

It's so hot out that somebody should throw an Artscape

brb proposing Universal Basic Compute

J.D. Vance is short for Joy Division Vance

This was with @abjectrelations.bsky.social. We're going to be the MST3K for the prequels

naut4prophet - the soft body is the original youtu.be/foo2utY3-PM

“As if it’s illegal to be in the kitchen.”

Often washing dishes is more fun than Netflix (but I like both)

So much fun to hang out and heckle Star Wars with a friend.

We need to haul Zuckerberg back in front of Congress and get him to stop trying to trick people into using Threads

biocosmism?

Happy Tunguska Event anniversary, folks!

Current* conditions near Kewaunee, WI:

And the bioengineered seed packets from China! We were such dorks back then

Mozzarella cheese is a great fire retardant

Lmao no, the Romans did not say "Build whatever you like"

Love to revisit that classic dream - I'm at a family gathering with all of my dead relatives, it's time for me to go but I can't find my bag anywhere.

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

Yes. The Room knows Chinese.

Changing my OOO away message to "Keep honking I'm listening to Alice Coltrane"

*whispering* what the fuck

The Blue Angels are the 12 O’clock boys of the sky.

Baltimore!

It is a coincidence that 'emoji' and 'emoticon' sound alike. 'Emoji' is a Japanese term meaning 'pictograph.' 'e' is "picture, drawing" + 'moji' is “letter, character” 'Emoticon' is 'emotion' + 'icon.'

Daily ritual: walking over to my complex’s pool to see if the repairs are done yet and if it’s ready to open (they’re not and it isn’t)

No less than 60 million stars in one image. It's possible thanks to ESA's Euclid mission. For just one day, Euclid turned its gaze to the crowded heart of the Milky Way and captured the largest, most detailed photo ever taken of our galaxy's centre in visible light. Let's dive deeper 👇 🔭 🧪 ☄️ 1/8

almost as if they're just mindlessly picking the next thing that fits... wait a second

I am glad to have a roof that the rain can fall on

Users: "okay I am going to exit the chat function and go back to the homepage now" Meta apps: "oh the fuck you are ..."

It is just impossible to actually take a vacation anymore

Couldn’t figure out how to control the thermostat in my hotel room so now I’m in cryosleep. Wake me when we reach the Andromeda galaxy.

Just had another one of these reading @sevensixfive.bsky.social's chapter in The Routledge Handbook of Social Studies of Outer Space. Did you guys know there was a time before hallways?

Ready to go to bed early on the longest day of the year

Do I need to write an academic journal article about data center memes

Did the thing where you’re swimming backwards and you bonk your head on the edge of the pool (I’m fine)