every time is happening at once

baseball fans are a mere day away from getting to endlessly scrutinize, obsess over and fight about the entirely meaningless and largely symbolic 100-game start to the season

get the toothist to check your nubbins

when a t rex does karaoke they have to use a mic stand

(to the tune of Beaver Boys): di-di-diva dolls di-di-di-diva dolls

crunchy tits

annie fish is polly small and the album “heaven is full” will be coming soon, for now there’s nine songs: anniefish.bandcamp.com/album/a-purp...

never been good at the sup nod

All ambient tracks are just atmospheric intros that cut off before the real song starts. By law, the artist has to record and preserve the whole thing, but usually they just release the ambient part to the public.

when the orchestral manoeuvres in the dark >>>

that is so cool

does anyone remember andros townsend

hate going to the dentist honestly

moby go away forever challenge impossibilllll

seven eight nine ten one hundred!

the courtesy horse

there is coffee on the moon

in a lot of ways they call this my friday night

i miss @ledesordrecestmoi.bsky.social so bad 😭💗😭

things should be easier for most people

love wife 💜 ilove wife

whats that song about the cummin chameleon

coast fawn-lily reblog if u agree

I haven't smacked a dinger in my real life ever but i did crush a triple on a fenceless field once. got home on the overthrow so i count that as my one

thinking about a parlay im calling The Spurs Connection. tenner on tottenham relegation + san antonio to the nba finals

love is a battlefield? idk what to tell you maybe try girls

they called him the unobomber due to his vehement opposition to deep dish pizza

*jack johnson banana pancakes ass voice* theres all types of people who are suffering diarrhea

the big lolcowski

chappell roan charged at an 8 year old fan and truck sticked her like prime Ray Lewis

horse cemetery

most days im not thrilled to work in a refrigerator. but especially on a 70° day :(

instead of telling a customer to calm down im going to say "dont take it so crazy little butterfly" i think this will help deescalate tense situations

ngl she cooked here ec6o.bandcamp.com/album/someti...

why is she so perfect 😭😭😭

if i ever see carlos santana irl im punching him in the mouth. btw

dumpling 💜

anyway

jorginho go fuck yourselffff

burgeoning cult for the coming apocalypse? you need a music director to really whip up those suckers into a frenzy.

do you want a bowl of kibble while im pouring

any last worms ?

I made this

it’s the first day of spring, i should be eating ass outside, not working!!!!

im pushing a heffalump up the stairs/ im tossing up woozles that were never there

telling my supervisor his White Canned Beverage is culturally significant to my people

fuck the world cup i want to see the best football teams from all of the codes play each other under a unified ruleset

"switch to Our Sportsbook or we'll come to your house"

its the venereal equinox. make sure you get checked

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