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why are all your gargoyles bleeding

everybody got that one friend who dont play abt boston market 🍗😩😩😩🏜️😩😩😩🍗 😜tag a freak for dry meat 😜

gay women who are gay for women

its sixteen thousand degrees in these pants

even after all this time i still enjoy looking at web sites

UNIVERSAL SIESTAS

hierophant by the band king woman

last nite was a webinar

do you have any games on your phone

update: my beautiful gf has it 🖤

well this here next song's about why's everything gotta be so god damn fuckin hard

finee ill use the computer to org my samples

fucking sick to death of looking for even the shittiest job and getting rejected.

legit just had a zoom interview that lasted 15 seconds. almost as though they took one look at me and aborted!

why be a bottom or a top when u could be both

ringing the toilet bell after every big dump

idk its like youre not even listening to the melody of the waves

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i wish someone would sign me to a 7-year $165 million extension

ah fuck. im thinking about getting into blood bowl

whats it like to be a grill in a band

what about all the other types of onion soup though. lets hear from some other countries

tyler robinson loves his girlfriend more than ari drennan loves herself

one major regret i have is trying hard in school lmao

dad texted to see how im doing, and i need you to know how rare this is

opama is adopting prince hariy

i think its cool to give me a million dollars

bib belly check

benson boobs

explaining to noodle what happened to yahoo answers

when u find ur usbc-usbc 🥰

its is now a time to be tired

the rizzler got ejected

bummer dude

GOVERNMENT EXISTS TO IMPROVE THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE. POLITICS IS ABOUT RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION. STOP LETTING THEM TRICK YOU IN TO VOTING **AGAINST YOUR OWN INTEREST** GENERAL STRIKE TODAY

i fucking love Baltimore

currently getting ghosted on a *zoom interview*

HIRE TRANS WOMEN YOU FUCKERS

the answer is: no!

i should eat something

someone please torrent me a 1 gb cheesesteak and then put it on a flash drive and insert it in my mouth thanks.

here she comes

your girlfriend's soup is literal goop but I guess that's none of my business!!!

did you know twat means Those Who Are Trill

oh cawfee 😌☕

you hear about that guy who got addicted to the moon

ik theres 7k things ud rather b n rather do

idk why but i relate the kooks to the jonas bros. kooks have better songs obv