the us is a “melting pot” in that we are all a bunch of boiled ass frogs melting into stock

just had to listen to a boomer coworker showing someone the video of Renee Good being murdered by ICE and chuckling about it. i can’t fucking do this dude.

the problem with name-choosing is that I know I can't use either "Mavis" or "Carmen" because everyone would know I'm the kind of trash to name themselves after 1990s edutainment

do kegels right meow

dumb baby

an actual image of pearl’s brain

congratulations on surviving another week of The Trials!! as a treat and a team-building expenditure, we’re having a Fake Screamo Friday. here at aster industries, you’re family to us. now, imagine we had antlers.

We’re Sorry! No One Is Available To Crank Your Hog.

congratulations on surviving another week of The Trials!! as a treat and a team-building expenditure, we’re having a Fake Screamo Friday. here at aster industries, you’re family to us. now, imagine we had antlers.

les mis is short for lesbian mississippi

We’re Sorry! No One Is Available To Crank Your Hog.

pearl’s mom said

byo theme thursday, french-canadian edition Marée Noire, new to me this morning. i was looking for french screamo and these québécois bangers came up. i was like fuck let’s roll with it and i’m glad i did. shit is GOOD.

byo theme thursday, french-canadian edition Marée Noire, new to me this morning. i was looking for french screamo and these québécois bangers came up. i was like fuck let’s roll with it and i’m glad i did. shit is GOOD.

the album that launched a thousand mental wellness checks

when they kill your wife will that be enough

obama voice “we killed some folks”

insane how normal it is for people to say shit like “_____ needs to do prison time!” like, there’s some folks who gotta die for sure, but nobody should be in prison.

Thinking of this image for no particular reason:

pretty evergreen/universal response imo, hell yeah if other cis people could adopt this, that’d be great thx; use it for anything friends: a) don’t let friends fuck transphobes b) don’t help transphobes with *shit* c) look out for and help trans people d) all of the above will be on the test btw

BREAKING NEWS: After pronouncing it fucked up as a bit, an army of horny trans women has seized Bulgaria and established it as the transsexual homeland.

it tolls for me

wayback wednesday, we’re listening to the screamo bangers grandma loved getting her back walls blown out to. bökanövsky from france - if i had heard this when i was a teenager i think they’d probably be one of my favorite bands. it’s 19 years old this year !!

wayback wednesday, we’re listening to the screamo bangers grandma loved getting her back walls blown out to. bökanövsky from france - if i had heard this when i was a teenager i think they’d probably be one of my favorite bands. it’s 19 years old this year !!

throughline tuesday, we’re listening to screamo adjacent shit planes mistaken for stars, post-hardcore that sounds like (probably gonna piss some people off here lol) cap’n jazz covering converge i think this one rules but i’m not real keen on all of their stuff

throughline tuesday, we’re listening to screamo adjacent shit planes mistaken for stars, post-hardcore that sounds like (probably gonna piss some people off here lol) cap’n jazz covering converge i think this one rules but i’m not real keen on all of their stuff

‘am i gay test’ but they just ask “you a faggot?” and if you answer “yes sir 🥺” then you’re gay

it’s screaMo nday yaaaaaaall render. from the UK has that grungy 90s hardcore energy that’ll make you go *pizza guy* this and their demo both released in the second half of 2025; most definitely looking forward to whatever else they might have in the works !!

anyway, so screamo. i think i like that stuff.

i already know how fucked up the people around us are; i already live in fear of the thoughts i know are in the average man’s head no reminders required, thanks

omg i need to unfollow like 80 people, my timeline has become utter dogshit personally, i absolutely *can* go 5 minutes without seeing what the nazi freaks are saying elsewhere

it’s screaMo nday yaaaaaaall render. from the UK has that grungy 90s hardcore energy that’ll make you go *pizza guy* this and their demo both released in the second half of 2025; most definitely looking forward to whatever else they might have in the works !!

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

lofi blast beats to chill/study to

love that kirk coldbane song where he’s like DRAPE ME

name one guy who can find the clint i’ll wait

finished guitar and then did all my vocals* for the next weirdoutdoorcats song today, like way faster than i’ve ever done anything. so that rules. *brainworms that make me redo a part that was actually probably perfectly fine notwithstanding

i can’t fucking take this shit anymore man

hey buddy, you can’t be tarantulin in here !!

one of the absolute ickiest porn things to me is the “barely legal / just turned 18” type shit and these porn bots are making me fucking nauseous big dawg make it stop

do yall think asterion likes to get freaky with his horns or nah

told zoomer eggboy coworker today that i needed to pass away with haste he asks “if you die can i have all your estrogen?” 😐

i have a vision

that time she went on everything remade + said 8 songs is an LP even if it’s all 30sec grindcore tracks

fyi they also do this to cis women/people with vaginas who have reproductive issues. a girl we went to school with had to get an iud as part of step therapy to prove she doesn’t need a fucking hysterectomy.

hey washington! what are you doin

ronnie was NOT having it this morning who tf woke her up !!

It feels just as good as it did in 2014 But also, Malon supremacy forever ❄️