*getting yelled at for spelling it possum* fuck, you’re gonna make me o 😩

he was so frickin smol !!!!!

don’t make me tell you again old tran

they keep inviting me to this and then they’re like whooooooa that’s *too* tiny,, then they forget and invite me again and i’m like hey they changed their minds :) and then they’re like whoa whoa whoa

I gift you Mikey toe beans <3

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omg alt text: red fox napping in bed under a blanket

be a trillionaire or look hot as fuck naked, choose wisely

this sounds so fucking good, i can’t wait to hear it in full!

got one of the best compliments of my life last night: "i like the way you dyke". taking that one to the bank

joey tested, marsupial approved

getting misgendered with the hims ads cause they ain’t figured out to start a brand called “hers who used to be hims and maybe still got a hog hanging around”

they been giving me ads for dick pills (and dick mints too??!) piss off man, i don’t tuck and i don’t fuck!! (i might fuck a lil.. but that’s besides the point!)

women be doin thunderclaps with the sack sometimes too

it’s fake screamo friday. thank you all for being here. ilysm. oakwood, from texas. little column a, little column b. just came out last month. woulda liked the production to be just a little less refined but it’s nice.

Am I my brother's neighborino?

making up a guy in my head making up a dyke in my head making up a dyke in my bed realizing there’s a dyke in my bed

Aster there is a chance that in my old life i caused someone to utter the words "please don't call me 'buddy' when you're inside me"

cleanliness is next to godliness but validation is next to verification and yr heckin valid girl

i’m so heckin wet for you buddy

imagining a 67yr old baby-boomer baby-tran: hai!! i’m susan xD named after my dead (bitch!!) ex-wife =P poly/pan/huge heckin lesbian (: jus lookin 4 frens no dms!! no onlyfans!! i voted for the email lady!!! *follows every tranny and every sex worker on the site +the mueller grifter +george takei*

being a switch wasn’t enough for you? now you’re a “switch 2?” oh okay, that’s heckin valid.

bsky DMs are like first base

getting kicked out of the duo cause i won’t stop sending voice messages in the band chat while actively pissing

*my wife texting me* damnnnn the band group chat going wild today

the only group chats i wanna be in are my bands and bands i’m courting for potato cat. and neither of those are compatible with this fuckaas site and the fuckaas shit they call DMs lol.

daisy old i reckon we’ll probably re-record this one eventually. think it’s one of the best songs i’ve written, just wish i’d done some things differently in tracking + i have some songs that shoulda partnered with it.

we’re gonna finally start tracking drums for new daisy gold this weekend.

They have group chats but no dick pics

does anyone remember the sublime mortgage crisis. lenders had to stop practicing santeria after that

y'all, i can't, the cishets have discovered snuffbait

it’s fake screamo friday. thank you all for being here. ilysm. oakwood, from texas. little column a, little column b. just came out last month. woulda liked the production to be just a little less refined but it’s nice.

i hope we don’t have fucking power at work either.

they made it so most of pride month is during Gemini season so you can try to blame us for your uninhibited bad decisions, but we're experts at uninhibited bad decisions actually and we see you all being messy, you should probably listen to us and you'll have more fun.

This is it

What a guy

kids today: instead of getting “lit” 🙅‍♀️ try getting “literature” 📚 from your local library!! 🙌✅💯

when i find out celebs or w/e have a way different government name, i always feel like i’ve just learned someone’s deadname. ex:

literature is a portmanteau of literal creature

*tired halfway through the night at the punk show* damn ass gay fuckin damn ass rock 😮‍💨

minecraft implies the existence of thinecraft

it’s friday eve, not friday steve !!

oh i forgot to post my northern catalpa update (catalpdate) yesterday when i got home

lowkey the first song on this actually sounds like something from tell all your friends and i’m starting to suspect that all modern italian screamo is actually just tbs-core

how much piss would a piss bucket piss if a piss bucket could piss piss

so depressed cause my zoomer coworker hasn’t seen clerks and he was not remotely into the clips i just showed him

found a sweaty selfie from when i was recording vocals for worn through, mid-december 2024 did not remember my hair being that short!!

*posting a pic when i finally get my third jazzmaster* My three jazzmasters. And yes, they smoke weed.

tiff bought me a second mastery bridge for my second jazzmaster, and it’s been so long i don’t remember if it was my birthday last year or christmas i knew it was gonna be a bit of an ordeal so i kept putting it off lol but anyway i finally installed that fucker last night