this is 100% true

jack o’ lantern is short for “jacked off latitudinal intern”

this is me btw. when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to.

went here and everyone knew you etc etc, or how i started and abandoned 17 families in one day

a neighbor said hi and said "been a while! haven't seen you out walking lately!" and I was like "yeah haha I only come out if it's not horrible" and she was like "I respect that. that's a good strategy" and she nodded to herself thoughtfully and I gave her a thumbs up and she gave me one back

is the afl-cio not still backing police unions? until that changes literally nothing they say could ever matter to me lmk if i missed the news but im p sure i haven’t

getting pasteurised tomorrow

me, experiencing life-altering and devastating events: lol writer's block is over

if i post more than three times in an hour my psychiatrist should get a push notification

cancelled for country posting in the screamo chat

carpet mulcher

Feel like every picture of the MOVE bombing is in black and white on purpose to make you think it took place sooooo long ago and not 1985

#CatNoirFriday featuring (Sun Bro) Solaire 🌞

idk bout yall but my tits look exactly like this, you saw em

reply to this post with your IP address for good luck 🙏

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left titty: i have seen an end to you and i right titty: when did we begin left titty: when did we begin right titty: when did we begin both: when did we begin right titty: when did we begin left titty: when did we begin right titty: when did we begin left titty: when both: did we begin

Minotaur - Wrong Kind of Girl Queercore by @paulapalooza.bsky.social A true pearl from the giant clam of Saskatchewan I really enjoy the anger, minimal instrumentation and raw production. minotaur.bandcamp.com/track/wrong-...

what if i just started posting weird experimental indie shit everyday instead of screamo, what then??

emo 4 screamo

"As many as are brought into being, really." I think we picked the right label

my column in combustion v.5 about when the police did a “wellness check” on me but actually just beat the shit out of me and charged me with two felony counts of assaulting a pig-bastard (which like i’m not even that cool, i wish i actually did that)

guy who can find it but he keeps calling it “the clip”

good morning i slept all fucked up again

yall heard my band, ran through ?? middlemanrecords.bandcamp.com/album/a-thorn-a-sliver

new band called boastie roastie where i just sing about how i’m the biggest asexual slut

truly the canadians of america, god bless minnesotans

~teehee~ *discards your Tactician+*

what do yall think cthulhu got going on in the genital department hog? ham? cloaca-cola?

speaking of that feel i was recounting recently that the first time i heard tom waits was in a memetic context lmao

tfw saetia exists

when i was getting into punk rock my friends showed me shit like matt freeman tearing it up on bass and i did not give a fuck but this this was the song that made me a bass respecter it’s not that complicated and it doesn’t need to be but it has melodic movement that only a bass can give

my left titty does the twink vocals, right titty is goblin vocals for sure.

how it feels to chew 5 cum

spent half my life passionately learning how to write and perform and record good music and putting out so many songs i love so dearly that only like 5 people ever listen to then i half ass a bunch of meathead hardcore riffs and release it with no fanfare or promotion and it gets a 7.9 on pitchfork

little nipple mouths that can do big screamos

that’s where you wanna do it you might think oh it’s fun to do it at state park in the treeline but then you realize you’re sticky, should prob find a place to pee, still have a 20min drive home before you can clean up, +why didn’t we bring any snacks?? i need a nap this sucks, never fuck me again

if this ain’t the realest shit i had a therapist once she was way younger than me and that felt kinda weird also she broke up with me was prob too fucked up lol

nevermind, they’re kinda cunt titties out for attention

dysphoric brezhnev 🤝 dysphoric cause they’re too thin now chat it’s not lookin good for me

this is true btw, pearl is going to be helping us out with canadian distribution and maybe some other things too. 😈 potatocatrecords.bandcamp.com weirdoutdoorcats.bandcamp.com

sorry for not screamo posting i am on vacation + i don’t feel like it + dysphoria is cooking my brain + don’t care didn’t ask + you’re a tran + L + ratio

can someone remind me the name of that like black metal band that just sounds like boston

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43% buddy holly by weezer escape plan

thanks for the s/o! <3 this still stands btw, tho i think we only have like 10 left now. daisygold.bandcamp.com

facebook trannies be like “if trans women don’t get periods, then why is my asshole bleeding at 5:45am eastern standard time?? checkmate terfs!! 💅”

wait but i’m 5’7 and i’m so tiny and baby 😰

throughline tuesday, we’re listening to screamo adjacent shit the minneapolis girls have done it once again; proving only bangers come from that city. slut intent with a new absolute fire hardcore record. send them your money. you know shit crazy everywhere rn but goddamn mpls going through it. ❤️‍🩹