same outfit, get on the red line train to millbrae in Berkeley in like 2 minutes if you want an ass kicking

what if they remade the move Troy from 2004 but actually included all the gay love between Achilles and Patroclus?

my gender is Tim Rogers saying "weird bubbly burger bucket of gloppy textured PlayStation 1 narrative structure"

my gender is Tim Rogers saying "weird bubbly burger bucket of gloppy textured PlayStation 1 narrative structure"

look if i see you posting ai slop ironically, you're still posting ai slop. stop that.

scraping the M off the label of the mass gainer im taking so as to alter the product's effects

bet you've never seen a girl who's also a branch

looking at 3 year old pictures of me going "look at that cutie pie!"

i'm working on an emotional zine project and it turns out i still have a lot of crying to do. it's wild that i can feel this much, it's great, it's scary, i wouldn't give it up even when it feels like i might die. i'm trying to channel not just the pain and sadness and joy, but the vulnerability.

still dont understand why i cant get pregnant :/

p.f. changles

prep gummies

catch me outside the club smoking a straw of wheat grass and jingling my spurs against the bricks

vanilla sex as in putting my dick in a pudding cup

gay or straight or a secret third thing (gayer)

guys i'm beginning to suspect that the United States government has been evil all along??

the lips are the booty of the face

taking ownership of my pain has made me so much hotter

this is a metal sign secured with metal zips someone is serious about this shit lol i wouldnt have noticed if i didnt do a double take

reminding myself, as always, not to hurry

i randomly decided to take 400mg prog with my e shot last night after skipping prog for a couple nights and now today i am *hooooorny*

the lady that made the matrix is feeling kinda cold, Chilly Wachowski

that lady that made the matrix is warming up Finland style, Sauna Wachowski

i'm having a really nice time in my life

i'm having a really nice time in my life

Ohhhh agggghhh uhh oouuhhggh

i just need to be pregnant idk why thats such a big deal

manic pixie gift bag

man in the iron femme

assigned gerber at baby

i'm tired

Pika pika

if white people don't have culture then explain co-dependent rescue dogs

she whacks my bush until i hornswoggle

this beautiful country will outlive this stupid murderous nation

I love testosteroné & truly think if you’ve thought abt it but haven’t gone for it/ felt unsure/like it wasn’t a good time in your life just do it, just get in there & fuck around! It will never be a perfect time it will just be more time that you haven’t started something you might really like!!

transitioning in your 30s is wild because all the people you went to high school with look so old and you keep getting younger and more beautiful

gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelette

death to america

she whacks my bush until i hornswoggle

if white people don't have culture then explain co-dependent rescue dogs

there's still time right?

my partner: i saw a mr pibb ad that said "not a soda u bring home to mom", what does that even mean? me: it means its a slutty little soda, mr pibb is a slut

i kinda think i need to dance again before the new year

MKUltra was named after the creator of the program: Mr Kool Ultra

Yeah, I'm into A.I. A nal I ntercourse

the most beautiful human beings on the planet wanna hang out with me 🥺

i'm having such a lovely time in my life