need a deleuzian boyfriend. a boyfriend without organs. well. Maybe one organ

you'd think having drug addicted and alcoholic parents would have been enough, but nope 🙃

i have learned the hard way that when you fall in love with someone who has a tumultuous relationship to drugs and alcohol you end up in a situation where drugs and alcohol are very tied to the grief of breaking up with that person

Buzzball biggies naturals

10 years

me: it'll only take me an hour to get ready, i'm gonna be on time! my brain worms: time to shave off all your body hair or you're gonna die! right now! do it!!!

if i may say (vulnerably); i sometimes get into heated disagreements with people who remind me too much of the parts of myself i dont like. sorry im normal my bad

my ass is fat but my heart is fatter

assigned gerber at baby

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this game rules

it's a mechsploitation film about giant hot battle robots that feminize the pilot

man in the iron femme

bravest girl in the world cleans her messy room

can someone put this on a fucking billboard pls, like i promise there is no “”””fix”””” to how u look that makes u pass

*katy perry voice* my armpits smell and i like it!

this game rules

about to play Hades for the first time, what should i expect?

there's an episode of dollhouse where they program a doll to lactate, no wonder i was obsessed with this show in college

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manic pixie dump truck

Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys. Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted. Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.

born to be wild

what if i was born in exactly the right era?

uh oh your girl is drunk and horny

tell your catgirl i said hstshstshsts

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

richard van lesbian

lotr 9/11

some people are like: *got cheated on while doing polyamory* "i will never do polyamory again" *got cheated on while doing monogamy* "i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"

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to be fair i also have to have a Hard Talk with a cis man about his language around me

feeling the impending end of everything because i have to go be likable for four hours later

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yo guys what if your understanding of other people's needs actually starts with yourself and if you neglect giving space to recognizing and tending your own needs you'll end up letting down your loved ones whose needs you care about? dude

shout-out to the guy in the parking lot of my local mercado de frutas y verduras who shouted 'mama' at me louder and louder as i walked away, i was not going to engage with you, but the sashay i did was in recognition of addressing me with the correct language 💋

inscrotable

no offense but if amab non binary people want to get they/themd they should take estrogen for years, get ffs, legally change their name to a girls name and sex marker to an f, tell people theyre a woman JUST like everyone else

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Chimichanga is short for Chimithée Changamet