Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

So turns out, in taking the double dosage I was approaching potential OD territory so I’m glad the only thing that happened was my heart beating fast and chest constriction and inability to stop my screaming mind for the entirety of my sleeping hours

started a new med, accidentally double dosed on my existing one yesterday, ongoing menty b, no sleep last night. a little crumb of oblivion, please

oopsie my menty b breached containment at work

I don't know where I picked it up, but I say "good gravy" a lot now. I have my own yare yare daze/dawa

Blue Prince is a fucked up (positive) game

My lexapro gets here tomorrow! Girl who is going to be ok meme

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

beyblades surprisingly good game to play at the bar

guy with good vibes at the clerb complimented us. Bf heard "you two are a power couple" and I heard "you two are a baller couple" a real rorschach test

craving hot chonkelet

My car, which I greatly need, needs about $2300 in repairs in order to be safe to drive. I've been on an extended, four month leave from work due to disability and cannot possibly save this amount of money so I would REALLY appreciate it if ya'll could take a look. #mutualaid gofund.me/3e7cc0f33

15% off is not a black friday deal. Do not insult me with this. If I’m not ready to engage in fisticuffs in order to get this linen sheet set then the price is not right

made a vow to be normal to any potential future children i may have

Nothing hits quite like (justified) group hatred. When you and a few trusted people can talk about their experiences and go “hey actually fuck this guy”, that’s when true healing begins

When ever one of those AI bros tires to tell you that artist are gatekeeping art remember that pros, armatures, hobbyist all stopped what they where doing to provide guidance to a newbie artist over the shared experience that "this one angle is hard to draw"

Got exceptionally seasick during a work trip to Maui, puked so many times off the side of the boat taking us to a snorkeling spot but on the plus side all the cool tropical fish swam up to eat my chunks

What happening

It’s been one of those weeks. Detritus not enough. I’m tempted to ask the chiropractor to “adjust” my neck to put me into a coma

I don’t really ever get mad at small businesses that are open when they feel like it and treat their posted hours like a suggestion. I’m always like “Good for them”

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

Ok great a bunch of water just spilled out of my bottle while I was zoning out on the train and now my bag is dripping. I am the coolest person here

The back area of my work that has had zero airflow or ventilation during the hot season (actually the whole 2ish years I’ve been here) suddenly has a vent open somewhere the week it gets cold as balls……….

Her Job

Woke Pope WOPE

Unironically enjoying Skrillex and using Tidal in the year of our lord 2025…. I know the me from a decade ago thinks I’m a joke

There’s a part of me that sometimes feels annoyed when someone can’t/won’t mask their negative emotions, as someone who was conditioned to do it at a young age. I know it’s not a good thing, but the voice is like “why do *you* get to do that? keep your shit to yourself”

I will never get tired of watching this clip of a fan getting up on stage with Gaga and executing the choreography to Schieße perfectly youtu.be/uCHM-G4xFoc?...

kinda feel like this is the same thing as walking into a retirement home and screaming YO THEY'RE BRINGING BACK M*A*S*H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CPTSD stands for Cutie Pie/Too Silly Disorder

I get that SF is the City That Does Go To Sleep but why in god’s name is the Skrillex and Four Tet show at 6pm. On new year’s eve eve. Are you being courteous so people don’t overextend themselves two nights in a row?

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

Damn, Joyce Carol Oates has the range. From baffling takes on Halloween decorations being disrespectful to people grieving the death of a loved one to the nastiest fucking read of Elon in public.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It's cool that psychiatric medication affects everyone so differently for mostly inscrutable reasons, so you have to just hope that you find others who are experiencing the same side effect and triangulate what to do from there.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Bought some ambrosia apples for cheap and of course I looked them up on applerankings.com and now I'm watching a video on how the variety came to be. I Love My Old Man Activities

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Reinventing phrenology from first principles

Hmm………

Do y'all ever feel like the likelihood of dying a stupid death in the US is just increasing all the time? Will it be from eating poisoned food because there's nobody to inspect food at the FDA? Or a plane crash on an otherwise routine short haul flight bc there's no air traffic controllers? Wauw

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

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