KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later

got a 1 in wordle today so now i have to pick a new word

Investigating

how it feels to breathe wrong in your 30s

how this week is feeling to me

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Blorbos Lanthimos

everyone who's like "why should i have to leave twitter, i was here first" are basically the same as Swastika, Ontario refusing to change their name. like idk man after a certain point...

extremely funny youtube thumbnail I just saw

how it feels to play with toys

liberals are impossible to satirize

Not sure how you can rationalize still maintaining a regular presence over there!

NANUARY: DAY 11 what the hell is that

best part about learning a new hobby is when every website says "this technique is sooo good for beginners because it's so easy a baby could do it in a coma" and then you have to watch like 5 different youtube videos to figure it out

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

to use the modern parlance, the Janus Films logo is "mother"

love that we have a perfect rectangle february this year (monday to sunday calendar people dni you can gloat next year)

Name a more dynamics duo I’ll wait

please do not bring your phone to a protest

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

If you're still using Twitter/X in any capacity get the fuck off now. Cut ties entirely. Any following you have is not worth it. For any reason.

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

slipped on the icy sidewalk and a driver honked at me. it's joever.

NANUARY: DAY 3 (pic by @ageofoddish.bsky.social)

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

I watched 140 movies that were new to me in 2025 👍 letterboxd.com/ageofoddish/...

For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent

NANUARY: DAY 1

IT’S WEDNESDAY

came back wrong from getting spayed/neutered

vera drew could've made citizen kane but orson welles could not have made the people's joker

listened to 200 albums released in 2025

Rap World (2024) - 0:13:31 Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley Runtime 56 minutes 🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/

timmy supreme was good but the most exciting part was when they showed the trailer for nirvanna the band the show the movie before it started

why do they make planes so fucking hot. there are too many people in a small space for it to be this heated.

today is the only day you can repost this

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Me 6 egg nogs deep and a white board, writing "PATTI HARRISON ACE VENTURA REBOOT"

Dig John Lennon up and shoot him again

Someone took her eggs

oh my god

I fed it blue pungent water from a unique botle

Would you like to know how to make a zine? Here's easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own without the use of a computer by @thorazos.bsky.social

why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”

‘Tis the season.

have you considered that for some people this specific fire is the one burning down their livelihood and a lot of those people are on this app

Aaron Paul is Poogle (Source: tinyurl.com/5n8kws4m)