My current morning tea strat is to let it steep in a pyrex measuring cup while I'm getting ready for work and then pouring it into the tumbler when I'm ready to leave. The tumbler is too insulated so it would never cool down enough if I steeped it in there, and the measuring cup is easy to pour from

it's killing me how much trump looks like a really old paul dano in that one pic that's going around today. sorry to paul.

This man is on island time

Nanu is here btw

getting some new followers from the survivorship bias post so if you're new here this is firmly a pro-palestine, pro-trans, anti-fascist space 👍if you're not normal about that then gtfo

Well that's the most I've had a post blow up since kk slider's dick and balls

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now. But there's an even more important reason...

Mr. Baby Wearing His Bonnet

thinking of her today

On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.

Hey everyone, I've enjoyed joking around with you all for these past six years. Do you I mind if I invite my weirdly hostile friend with a completely incompatible sense of humor into the group chat to ruin everything?

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

whenever it's dark out and i see a vehicle with a unibrow headlight i seize up for a second because i think it's a cybertruck. and like 9 times out of 10 it's not. but i still hate that it happens.

"dillydallying" has to be one of the best english words. not only is it fun to say, but the word itself is dillydallying a bit. and i love to dillydally.

Mods, switch the chirality of every molecule in his body

Another successful anniversary dinner

emerald fennell's cathy about white heathcliff: whatever skulls are made of his and mine are the same

A solid start to my 2025 "what I'm thankful for" list

Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:11:45 Dir. Hayao Miyazaki Runtime 94 minutes 🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/

nilered needs to have a cameraman that negs and attacks him instead of being a yes man about everything. would be much more enjoyable content if someone was there saying it's stupid.

Exactly what it's like when someone on the internet has bad taste

how it feels to look at many maps

Hanging out nicely

this is truly what it's like to talk to anyone who's under 30

Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

A screenshot for the record.

every so often i misread LLM as LMM and i just nod along as the post goes off about society needing to move on from it

The Americans season 4, which was airing at the same time that my other answer (Bojack Horseman season 3) dropped. great summer for me.

ハルジオ（Lebanne）

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is ME: what’s chappie? TREBEK: you’re on the board

He's an actual human man

i ruffled up his clown collar

of course elon loves the odyssey. it's a book that lauds a dude who hasn't spoken to his wife or kid in over ten years

hangin out

just learning about the united states democratic party

For everyone who's been waiting, the scarves are now up!! #bsnm #artshop citrussapling.com

this fucking guy

lmao

Wild at Heart (1990) - 0:35:03 Dir. David Lynch Runtime 125 minutes 🚬 x 52, or one cigarette every 2.4 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/wild-at-heart/

do you think emerald fennell is mad that she blew her "fucking a grave" idea on saltburn so she couldn't use it in wuthering heights OR do you think she's going to double down on being a hack

average bluesky poster