I think the worst thing about windows 11 is when you plug in an HDMI cable and your screen does the fucking cuck zoom out for a couple seconds

It's so crazy how good stretching feels. Has anyone noticed this.

i can't believe there was ever a time that nilered was endearing to me. just an absolute buffoon laser targeted at pissing me off.

Tremendous to drop off your car for regular maintenance + oil and tire change and then get a call later where they say "did you know your muffler is gone"

I'm loving this comparison of me vs matt in terms of distance traveled per step. 1.62 steps per metre vs 1.28. Being short is so much work...

the boys you have a crush on as a 10 year old bisexual girl

how it feels when your face and scalp produce too much sebum so you're constantly in the salicylic acid -> moisturizer/conditioner cycle. and dry shampoo is dusting the wets.

happy bday to the ntbts version of jay mccarrol

both albums i've listened to ten thousand times each but take offs and landings has it for sure. what can i say, i'm a modern girl but i fold in half so easily.

PInk Poké Club

are we nanu or are we dancer

they're trying to get a show at some bar

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

spelling grey like gray has to be the worst thing americans have done to the english language

the canadian accent is in high demand

it's honestly so so sad that we make people live something like twenty-nine years before they get to be in their thirties

Canada's governing Liberal party passed a widely support resolution this weekend calling for a ban on people under 16 using social media. But this age verification—and particularly the digital tools used for it—can be a big barrier for trans people of all ages xtramagazine.com/video/canada...

Nanu from Pokemon Sun and Moon

ragebaiting my fat dog for midterms

It's the freakin weekin

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

I ordered 6 books and they sent me 7. AND shipping was free. #wealth

it is inarguable at this point that there will be not one day of peace not one second of returning to any workable international status quo until israel is disarmed entirely

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts

Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14 Dir. Tony Gilroy Runtime 119 minutes 🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes

Started one of those little building kits the other day when I was very stressed and anxious and "everything you worry about is just a false alarm" in the instruction book hit me like a truck.

been thinking a lot about this interaction lately. "its your!!!-----BDAY?!!!!!!" (timestamped for 8:22ish) youtu.be/Y1MhmhePusg?...

Look it up

The current 12-game Jeopardy champion works at an affordable housing finance agency in NJ, and shamed New York for not building more housing: "NJ's doing really well, we're ahead of NY, CT, PA. If you're from one of those states, shame on you, build more housing."

observing how shit ass all the treats at the store are rn made me create the definitive "how good are the seasonal candies and chocolates" grid

finished bingu season 13! aaaaaand my grid of everything watched (list here: boxd.it/SX3qw)

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

Torontonians have been preparing for this for decades

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this is how people talk about it.

Ha ha ha... YES!!!

much respect to ryan's space movie but I'm going to be sad when nirvanna finally falls out of the top spot on my "popular with friends" list on letterboxd. It's held it for like a month!!

the look he gives when kitten wants cummies

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site

viva la vida