If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

shoutout to willie d of geto boys for rhyming the word “sword” with “paranoid”

"normal" is just a column on the type effectiveness chart

Ohhh I get it. It's called dubai chocolate because it sounds like "to buy chocolate"

autumn bun

When you do a Homer voice, you start out by saying "Maaaarge!". When you do a Lois voice, you start by saying "Peeeetah!". But note how when you do a Foghorn Leghorn voice, you start by saying "I say, I say". He has nothing and no one. Foghorn Leghorn is alone with his own impotent declarations.

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GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

damn okay since I'm seeing stuff about this blackout: ✅ YES post your (LABELLED) NSFW artwork! ✅ YES share and support NSFW creators! ✅ YES submit your feedback and make your voice heard! ❌ NO don't go blackout! BSKY is banking on a lack of support for NSFW creators! ✅ YES be loud!

hey guys (with the intention of posting porn)

Biggest story in the world, told in the mainstream press perfectly well: AP/PBS headline: TRUMP'S MOVES AGAINST MEDIA OUTLETS MIRROR AUTHORITARIAN APPROACHES TO SILENCING DISSENT www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

on the one hand if i ever write anything and it becomes huge on booktok i want as many of you as it takes to take me out. on the other hand i know im not going to make it easy for anybody to part me from my giant bag of jewels

hang on dog i gotta connect to kettlecorn man

charlie kirk is still in hell and you are still alive

catching up on hit anime “daniel the daniel.” i can’t believe this mf really said I can imagine anything.

lol

So I work in a library and when I tell people that they’re usually like “oh that must be such a peaceful place to work!” Nope. It’s parents doing nothing to stop their babies screaming and 1 dude with the loudest notifications on his phone that just won’t stop going off 18 times a minute.

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

just woke up from a hundred thousand bonkers ass dreams but the most recent revolved around somebody making a diorama of a band practice space in which every past & present member of the mars volta lost their mind in something of a “draw the squad” way at jon theodore lifting like 3k

I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THIS

throat hort 😬

I broke a lot of mirrors making this

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

It is SO nice out today genuinely screw you if you don’t think this is still summer. I still have a week left!!

kroger out of cat food. dont want to try nearby store but cats need food so i do anyway. other store has nothing id subject them to eating for the next 2 meals until fallon can go to the actual pet store. hauling my ass to the pet store even tho its another half hour roundtrip. im mother of the year

so thankful to be living the kind of life where i'm in absolutely no danger of getting shot in the neck while racistly losing a debate with a 19 year old

help I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

Somf...

favorite anime goin right now: Dan Dan Dan

The biggest reason I believe the groyper war hypothesis over the left-wing assassination hypothesis is that I don't actually believe most people on the left had a clear sense of Charlie Kirk as a distinct person from Ben Shapiro.

Hell yeah Brazil

The dead Charlie Kirk sounds like he was a great guy! It's a shame we all had to know him as the alive Charlie Kirk