God I'm way too old to be consuming alcohol

ohhhh I made chai tea and the alcohol is being defeated

ohmmmmyghead wher eis my wife

When she bringers me THE ICEND COFFEEE

it woudld bne extremely painful....FOGR YOU

I CAN'T FIFNC IT ON BLEUSKY HELP ME

Update: She is singing the DAN BONGINGNOGNOGO song and crying

i wanna be lviee DAN BONGINE

oohhhh my headaaaaaaaaaa

I'm goig tot mary my wife but sthen she has to sleep in my bed wbut with the wailord plushie there's the plushie she'll be like a pliusheie

ajS IS BEING mean to MEAN to me he canlled me a MASOCHIST

KILL HIM

oh my god threre;s alsochol

The footage of the memorial rally/concert for that piece of shit is breaking my brain. Insane. Insane country.

Gonna get drunk tonight sorry in advance.

40 y/o knight-captain and the early 20s princess she's been tasked with protecting since birth problematic age gap

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*girl who never played the popular steam card games voice* Morimens is just like Newona

The anime is kind of a terrible adaptation but man the conceptual stuff is all peak

Still mad at how hard they clocked me here

I will not be tricked into watching another studio a-cat anime next season they almost got me

Thinking on "Machine TL then having people massage the scripts". Like I hate it on principle but like there's a lot of games from smaller CN devs especially where there'd just literally never be a TL otherwise. Wish it wasn't like this and the norm was just paying actual translators. I'd pay for it.

At the very least, first time I've seen a game be this upfront about it

This is

Can't wait for the Defunctland video about thd United States of America where he gets to the bit about Kimmel and gets to exclaim "ENTER MICHAEL EISNER"

The CZN mechanics all being named like that makes reading/talking about it so peak. Can't run anymore more chaotic deep trauma today I ran out of counseling and went insane.

The paradox of being suicidal is that the more I post about it the less likely I am to do anything, because it increases the likelihood somebody would feel annoyed with me or otherwise be temporarily inconvenienced.

I always joke to myself the best way to commit suicide would be walking through a crosswalk while people are getting off work. No prep required and I just need to have this be the one time I don't dodge when somebody speeds around a corner. And nobody would feel like I was being selfish.

Getting mad again. My old job, over a year into working it I had been promoted twice I was so good at it. Never late a single time, not ONCE. And my boss found out I took the bus and walked the remaining half mile and pulled me into her office infuriated about my unreliable transportation.

For all my issues with cars I would probably be fine in another reality but every person I talk to at work or otherwise talks about all the laws and rules that they feel entitled to ignore. "Nobody goes the speed limit, it's too slow", like yeah I notice every time I almost get hit in a crosswalk

Yes it's slop but it's MY slop. We get two of these a season now the time of the support mage is upon us.

Just learned that Subway Surfers is a real game and not a theoretical one used to describe a genre

Perfect rolls for Evernight. September Eleventh is real.

This is what it's like in my personal discord server

Of the many horrible things about current US society among the worst is being expected to know about superheroes

Mentally ill ojousama type elf

The way this week's water mage is doing this backstory is so scary. I think they're planning to hurt me emotionally.

oh lord she balkanizing

I'm so sick of living