It is genuinely insane just how much body dysmorphia the front-facing camera, and the focal length thereof, has inflicted upon an entire generarion

To elaborate on this: Dating *SIMS* are what it says on the tin. The genre started not with ironic visual novels with minimal interaction, but crunchy life sims where you're juggling school, jobs, romance, etc and there's a very real chance of failure. Those games could be surprisingly hardcore.

Strictly adhering to "show, don't tell" is a great way to completely muffle your voice as a writer.

LRR I am now obsessed with this forever

People were so much nicer and more articulate in the '90s console-only internet.

Flashing lights warning or whatever i miss easycore

I put your girl in the battle pass in a misguided attempt to do Player Retention Strategies, but actually I just made the game less fun, and now parts of it that used to be intrinsically motivating just feel like chores. Your girl, yes... I did that with your girl

Never shifting into The Flintstones universe again -- Barney Rubble was UNBELIEVABLY rude to me.

Procedurally generate this pussy😳 (Ha Dance sample plays so loud the speakers blow out)

There's so much game theory inherent to being a pedestrian in the United States. Like you're really playing rock-paper-scissors every time you get to an intersection

Selling Swiss cheese by the hole... tap in📲📲📲

If you honk at me because you left 15 minutes late to work and I’m going 9 mph over the speed limit and you want me to go faster then I hope you died later that day

"TheSkittishPlayboy" returns at last

My avarice literally knows no bounds

FIRE EMBLEM: My fake dad is dead and my real dad is an evil dragon god! At least my smoking hot wife is only partially related to me ADVANCE WARS: The only horrors of war is that I don't have enough tanks! SUPER ROBOT WARS: 熱くなれ　夢みた明日を必ずいつかつかまえる DISGAEA:

She says my Company Lethal the way I Slop on all her Friends

Bought me and my wife copies of Super Battle Golf after watching 15 seconds of the Northernlion video about it #FreeThinker. #Independence

Going to be responding to basically everything for the next week with a kinda deflated "I don't wanna get gendered about this"

Game: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2003, GC) TAS Author: GMP Source: tasvideos.org/6986M

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Structure I made I don't feel like finishing.

I hope one day I get to personally thank whoever rebranded "sweatpants" to "joggers" and made them socially acceptable to wear out in public.

It's funny that "cope", "coping" became derogatory terms. Feels very crab-bucket minded. Yeah man don't cope with anything. Just raw-dog the misery

My next album is going to have a song called Creepypasta and it's going to sound like getting hit in the head with a shovel

One of THE bangers of all time

I find myself saying shit like "I need more power...!!!" pretty often

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Why is it called a "reese bass" anyway?

I didn't know they were actually making more when I wrote this

How the hell are you 19 talking about age regressing man? at least try the whole adult thing like damn

"sorry buddy nothing perso-" [immediately turns to dust]

Napalm Death - You Suffer 😊

I have to write final boss music, which is only ever easy when you're not trying to do it. Like if I open Renoise for fun on a Saturday I can reinvent the Kirby 64 O2 theme from first principles on accident but trying to do it on purpose is like "Uhhh. Uhhh. Uhhh"

"You're just [enjoying media] to distract yourself from your problems and stop yourself from being miserable" such a funny thing to say. like hey man. You're only eating that ice cream because it tastes good

A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'.

Started watching "Sharpe", the only show ever made where Sean Bean doesn't die. I'm obsessed with the score. Every second song sounds like One-Winged Angel from Final Fantasy 7.

I haven't talked about monkeys in a while, but I want you all to rest assured I still love monkeys.

Game studios should start bundling our demos together again like in the olden times when you got a demo disc from a magazine. Like, as long as nobody's bringing a 30gb unreal engine third-person-shooter to the party, why not?

America

I despise this fucking bastard

If I put kimchi on carnitas tacos would you be mad at me.