In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

I love when I'm rendering a song and I get to the part where I used Phase Plant and the export slows way down to hell and my CPU usage goes way up. I'm not saying this ironically or sarcastically

Old video game developers used to be so good at hiding the hexadecimal from us

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_2139@30-08-2021_20-35-55.jpg

GOD: I have invented the sinus ME: haha… wait, what the fuck? GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there ME: no… GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I think about this nearly every single day

How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?

I fucking love the Gyro flashback in Hunter x Hunter especially because it still hasn't really lead to anything. More stories should just pull away for a chapter to go "hey man. There's a really fucked up guy out there, somewhere. Watch out" and then you never see the fucked up guy

kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind

File on my computer called "Welcome to the beach... im sand, ill be getting in all your stuff today..wav"

"Three-cueing" makes me upset to think about. The thought of not really being able to read, not even because of any deficit on my part but simply because nobody could be bothered to just teach me the right way, is so, so horrifying to me

Have to make sure this video is on this website

I really want delta's rune to have a timeskip. I don't think it will and I don't even know how it could but I want it really bad.

Remember this shit

We should move Christmas to like, February or even March. December is way too early. Winter barely even started. It feels like we blow all the holiday cheer before any of the polar vortexes and blizzards really even start and then you have nothing to look forward to except winter being over

Ironic detachment is like Bravery/Faith from Final Fantasy Tactics, where if you have too much of it you start a podcast, but if you don't have enough of it, you start a podcast

In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

Dwightness the beginning of a #DarkSchruteniverse.

COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag? ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history. COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation. ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.

My Tav

A little bit of swag 😁 #BoySwag.

Every time I see the Red Dead 2 mini-scene starting up where where you see a stranger trying to help his horse with a nail stuck in its hoof which causes it to kick him in the head and kill him, I always just shoot the horse.

I love the marketing trick of showing people really bad gameplay so that they go "ugh, this guy sucks! I could play way better!!!" if I ever need to sell a video game I'm going to farm the absolute worst clips of all time.

I love how uploading images on the Bluesky android app fails almost constantly and it only tells you that it failed right when you go to press "post" and not before you type up all the fucking alt text

Fuck with me if you dare though I would certainly not recommend it...

"games media"??? Brother... the games are already enough media!

Alltime classic

I think the "on the ground" sequence of Hathaway's Flash is literally the best part of any Gundam media ever

I think often about the plight of the humble South Park fujoshi. Like a hermit crab using a discarded beer can as a shell. Is it truly tragic? Is it not a sign of the remarkable resilience of the will?

I wish I could write a story specifically just to make power scalers rip their hair out. I don't even have a problem with powerscaling whenever I see people doing the big paragraphs-long arguments about it I'm like "I'm glad you're having fun! 😁" I just think it would be fun to torture them

【アイドルマスター】　ANTE UP (REMIX) by nora Published: 2009-03-08 #sm6372742 #音MAD

Going "stew mode" on my multitudinous haters and the many reprobate members of my opposition.

Tony Tony Choppedunc

I could have stopped by MFF but I chose to get the ingredients for lentil stew

Finished reading Echopraxia last night, which means I stayed up until like 6 AM, which means I just got up and washed. Had very vivid and truly horrifying dreams but that's probably unrelated.

Sorry winterheads but as a guy who got brain damaged from getting heatstroke over and over when I lived in a garage I'll still take a 100f day over a -10f day in a heartbeat. No contest. I'm summer gang for life fuck with me. The only reason I don't live in the desert is that I'm scared of scorpions

It's finally time for my absolute favorite piece of Christmas media ever made.

(guy who literally always wants to go get some pan dulce voice) Think I might go get some pan dulce...

Wake me up when they make a Renoise wrapped!!!!!!!!! 🤯

Uncut Gems 2 where Adam Sandler is betting on natural disasters and civilian casualties