I woke up at 4 AM with basically just this phrase searing white-hot in my mind but then I fell back asleep and had a dream my mom bought me a yuri-themed ROMhack of Super Mario RPG that added Monster Hunter mechanics (??????) and also did some body horror shit to your hands when you played it. So uh

To Americans, a marketing campaign is kind of like the baptism that makes a piece of art viable for consumption

audacity: WARNING!!! Your file is going to be exported the way you want it to be me: Ok

For a very long time, I was trapped within the Crystal Golem.

I was kinda fucking up and out of step for a while but I finally found my footing in a project I'm working on and man... Fuck... Shit... Damn... Fuck... Shit... Goddamn... Fuck... Shit... Hell... Fuck... Damn... Damn... Shit... Damn... Fuck... Goddamn... Shit... Shit... Fuck... Shit... Goddamn... Da

Do any of you guys remember what that guy said about mid/side eq ahhh fuck it was in ummm aggghhh it was in a video yeah it was a guy doing a video and he said something... fuck man... I can't remember...

coming from windows? life pro tip! create a puzzling '3D Objects' folder on your OS of choice to make it feel more familiar

Money calling...

Lrt rocks because it actually is kind of hard to make something that sounds so chaotic and loose in an old tracker

Whilst Other Producers were Worried about "Head Room" , I was Counting Stacks in my Bread Room .

iZotope Trash 2... I've missed you so much...

Sleeping with sirens more like sleeping with socks on.

Sleeping with sirens more like sleeping with socks on.

My phone has been heating up to concerning levels because it apparently cannot stop freaking out over the hard drive being full due to it forcibly downloading a bunch of planned-obsolescence updates I will never install and have to log myself out of every single app I'm logged into to delete.

youtube: Do you wanna watch someone talk for 2 hours about an anime that you dropped like 11 episodes in me: You know what. Sure.

Fumie Kumatani is the greatest

Ahahaha no way that's awesome

Vital the official synth of mysterious inexplicable crackling sounds. No Im just kidding folks. We love Vital it's a great synth. It's great! And it only does mysterious inexplicable crackling some of the time. When it does you can't stop it. Nothing you can do will stop it but it's not all the time

I spent so long talking myself out of making overly aggressive bass music that now that I actually have to it's like fighting 10 years of mental self-conditioning

I just ripped a bullllllshit pack of mentos all crunchy 6 pieces down no orange. Fuck this "hobby" and its so-called "community", I don't know how to make a joke reddit post that's like pokemon cards but for mentos so I give up now

hoi is awesome

Fell asleep allllll my clothes on... fell asleep on top of the blankets all my clothes on... oooggg

First of all. Insane fucking error message. I don't think you should call him that. More important. How did you fail to attach a gif from your own fucking gif search

Hey hold on. Wait. Obvious jokes aside. Didn't they already do this? Wasn't there already like "Snap Spectacles" or whatever like 10 fucking years ago? Are they seriously just running the glasses play back as if it succeeded at all the first time???

guide at the louvre: Don't you just... feel something when you look at this painting me: ---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS

Happy Mother 3 day I don't smoke weed anymore

Cat allergies suck because what am I gonna do. Not pet a cat

Man I want a gyro. badly

I'm playing Going Medieval with the difficulty cranked about as low as it'll go and I'm still turning on dev tools because i can't find any vegetables to make animal feed and I don't think I'll be able to grow them in time. I don't care if the people die but a goat made out of pixels is sacred to me

I love how every big headline nowadays is just some shit like "Annoying Little YouTube Pest Says Everyone Hates AI, Even Though Sam Altman Gave Me A Sweat-Drenched Wad Of Dollar Bills To Say I Like It"

They loveee flying helicopters over my neighborhood

(Jerma voice) I almost thought I wasn't gonna make it, I thought I wasn't gonna make this one

Loud. Noises. Funny.

I've been dream journaling a bit lately

I did not fucking know about the suplex animation. Oh my god

philadelphians when they see an unidentified dead body: we got a Jawn Doe

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

I don't think you shove nerds in lockers ms angry furry profile pic. I don't think you shove anybody in lockers. I don't think you know where the nearest locker to you even is, ms angry furry profile pic. You work at email

MGS1 making it on here over 3, 4, and 5 proves that MGS fans on the whole do have actual taste and reverence for classics, and also that we're really fucking loud

It's really funny when you have a Slay The Spire 2 deck that mostly sucks, but also has a secret ultimate attack that completely breaks the game

🗣 It's Tunechi, whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵 🎼 You have the power, of Weezy F 🎶

Dwarf Fortress cravings starting to resurface... Ostra beckons me too... but I still want to finish my BG3 run and I'm not even in act 2 yet... why must I love such complicated and time-consuming games

Things are changing. Fast

I put a really stupid hat on Astarion and then spent the next 20+ minutes trying to take the worst ever picture of him that could possibly exist

Diako, Who Never Needed Anything More