ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

First time hearing this was genuinely lifechanging www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDUj...

I'm ripping this stupid thing out and putting a Les Paul bridge in

My Les Paul is my live guitar and my Jackson Soloist is my studio guitar. Because if a string breaks on stage with my Les Paul I can change it right there in 2 minutes flat while the band keeps playing. If that happened with my Jackson I'd be done for the night.

The Floyd Rose is a grotesque bourgeois travesty of a bridge and should be banned forever, the tune-o-matic is the Bridge of the People! (I just had to restring and intonate my Floyd Rose)

Avoiding the news because of… you know, means I’ve seen very little SPACE!, but this (via www.instagram.com/p/DWnO3IgjUrv/) is wonderful

Gesundheit

Apparently the oldest living land animal on Earth spends most of his time eating, sleeping, and having gay sex

THE NEXT SAWTOOTH SINGLE IS AVAILABLE ON BANDCAMP NOW!

Be prepared for the premiere tomorrow

This is so important to keep in mind at all times

Btw if you didn't notice yet this account is more of my personal social media than an official band account. All official Legendarium communication goes via Instagram @/legendariumband www.instagram.com/legendariumb...

For the record, this remains Legendarium's official stance on AI

LEGENDARIUM ALBUM UPDATE 🔥💪🔥💪🔥

Been fucking around with makeup a bit and I impressed myself today. Drew the most perfect wing with pencil, first try, with zero touchups. I'm a natural 💪

Imagine being so brainwashed that you believe the US won the Vietnam War. Someone should ask him what Saigon is called these days.

On this trans visibility day

Happy International day of Transgender Visibility! All my homies say Trans Rights are Human Rights / anyone who's cool knows it too. We see you out there. Choose to be yourself and know that we have your back. Much love and respect today (and every day)! 🏳️‍⚧️ #transrights #transdayofvisibility

look to the space between thoughts, words, breaths (this may not work exactly for everyone given the context is a retreat space, so a glance into a time and place where everyone is focussed on deep meditative understanding, but it has the potential to give a taste of the possibility)

I love good Morrowind fanart 💜

*sees two guys having sex* my gaydar is going wild

Working on making the lyric video for the song See y'all Friday

Honestly not a bad summary of a band that hasn't been good since the early 90s.

spooky scary skeletons

Finally Youtube recommended is showing me shit I'm actually interested in

Not all autistic meltdowns are visible. Some of them look like smiling, nodding, “I’m fine.” All while your body is on fire. Internalised meltdowns don’t disappear. They get redirected - into dissociation. Into self-blame. And because no one sees them, no one believes how much they cost.

Now I always skip my right index finger when doing nails, and I discovered today that Alexi Laiho used to do the same thing

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Fuck this fucking trash

You again. How tiresome.

My man is lost in the sauce

The king

Fun fact: If you go to Germany they won't let you leave the country without buying one of these

⚔️🔮ANNOUNCEMENT!🌌🧙 We're proud to announce that our album "FOR ETERNAL GLORY" is now available on VINYL and CD! The CD also comes with a beautiful 12-page booklet featuring all lyrics, additional artwork, photographs, and more! LP: €32,90 CD: €18,90 Order now at elasticstage.com/legendarium

This massive fucking thing here is 1,75 liter (60 fl oz) lmao. Supermarkets here usually only have the 0,7 liter bottles.

German grocery stores are next level

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Cormac McCarthy's One Punch Man

Whoops! Cursed to a psychic hell!! Forever!

One thing you can expect on the new album is less reverb. When I listen to the last album now I'm just amazed by how muddy it sounds due to all the reverb on everything. youtu.be/bL4wxMvaU_I?...

magazine screenshot (1989) archive.org/details/beep...

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.

Even Dracula from Castlevania said it!

It's been 3 months since the Justice Department was supposed to release the full, unredacted Epstein files.

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

I'm pretty sure seeing Ville Valo in this vid a few years ago was the first thing that made me think "wait a minute, maybe I'm not 100% straight" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3i...

Best HIM album by far btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA2d...

Thinking back to this band I saw last year that was very obviously trying to be HIM. It was the frontman's solo project with hired guns, but he didn't even have a tenth of the charm and vocal ability Ville Valo has. Just kinda hard to see.