HELLO I am live for the next couple of hours fundraising for The Women's Foundation of Minnesota with my pals in Goo Crew all the info is on the flyer - zomboid for 2h as a little preshow and then Noon EST Mario Party w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social and Northernlion !

still thinking about joey chestnut in a pussy eating contest and hes dunking them all in water so he can eat them faster

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

God: Hey. Gabriel: Hm. God: Who's that down there? Gabriel: That's Cowboy Dan, sir. God: Who? Gabriel: He's a major player in the cowboy scene, sir. God: The cowboy scene? Gabriel: Yes. God: What's he doing? Gabriel: It appears he's trying to kill you, sir. God: Oh. Okay.

"2020 was 6 years ago" - That makes sense. 26 is 20 plus 6, so it makes sense that 20 is 26 minus 6. "2019 was 7 years ago" - What's wrong with you? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Great movie

ooh this feels good

we almost dedicated season one of strip law to Otzi the Iceman but i decided at the last minute not to. but this was almost the last frame of the show

Makes you think.

Oh she’s BROKE broke

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okay man

I have news this day from Cambridge that my brother hath had his bachelor’s cap put on; but that which troubles me is, that he hath the pain of the stone, and makes bloody water with great pain, it beginning just as mine did. I pray God help him.

honestly “whiskey friday with tony dokoupil” is the only half decent idea that has come out of bari weiss’s CBS so far

wolves after they eat a greenberry

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

hexmaster, print ad, excerpt (1983) archive.org/details/1983...

i only post things no one asked for but me from now on

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

Gaza soup kitchen just opened its 14th location and are accepting donations! ⭐️🥫🍲

youll completely understand mama bears getting like that if you ever look at a baby bear -words of wisdom

What if?

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

when trump rolled out the line about haitians eating people’s pets during the debate kamala just laughed it off. she didn’t defend them, didn’t stick up for them, didn’t say shit because her immigration platform was she was going to Really do border security. we were always going to wind up here

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Getting into a screaming match about whether or not Ella McKay was the "penis to vagina" musical

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

In the 17th century you could say some shit like, "I've got a secret for you... I'm the Devil!" and they would kill you for real about it

I think if you gave me a month to prepare, I could do it in... ten hours. Seven hours if I'm doing it with a team

While President Lincoln and President Kennedy were passing away and dying, respectively,

Did you know? The gap between Stranger Things premiering and today is now longer than the gap between Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy passing away

When my cousins (initials M and J) were kids, my uncle Jason got this huge present for his mom and wrote "To Mom, from Jason" on the tag. The kids ran around the house screaming, "IT SAYS 'TO M AND J'!!! THAT'S US!!!" and that's the same level of reading comprehension on display here

“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock

Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to

Snark! The fangirls glomp and squee Glory to the OTP Untagged lemon in the wild Goth and hipster reconcile