The final teams. The winner will receive a copy of the original Scary Movie on Blu-ray.

talon moment #ivyart #beast

this mural in Margate station pointing out that tseliot is an anagram of toilets won a Margate civic society town pride award

i for one am shocked and disgusted that Mary Shelley could assemble this horrifying amalgam of stitched-together parts.

Aqua Teen Hunger moment

I can't believe this is how I get to post this video that's been sitting on my switch.

Unless my demands are met I will be unaliving one hostage every thirty minutes

reposting this tapcord shitpost of mine here because I'm an evil and vain woman who thinks you ought to see this again

Jerking off after HRT:

this comic will not make me think less of trans men. It does not make me resent trans men. It does make me resent an environment in which men writing about transfemmes get accolades for poorly researched caricatures, so in the end I'm mad at cis people for clapping like fucking seals at it.

some jokes write themselves

at the risk of oversimplifying, i do not find it especially surprising that a full ten years into the era of donald trump dominating our politics, americans find ourselves angry, bitter, cynical and resentful no matter our material conditions.

I'm context provider Jessica. I'm here to provide the context.

me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha

King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

better a nigga than a fash

Always worth thinking: punishment for what crime? And in the case of Cuba it is: taking the CIA's offshore brothel and gambling island off it.

Get ready for it

"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

AI always calling your ideas “fantastic” can feel inauthentic, but what are sycophancy’s deeper harms? We find that in the common use case of seeking AI advice on interpersonal situations—specifically conflicts—sycophancy makes people feel more right & less willing to apologize.

big computer is conspiring to take away the only thing i've ever actually liked: the computer

What if we kissed under the Ross Dress for Less Museum of Illusions

XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1948

i love a parade | patreon.com/lubchansky

I'm still working my way through this exciting, subtle, and complex article, but this point, that simulating a poorly understand phenomenon like intelligence is already a wrong turn, seems the most important point to keep in mind

people always say they lost their license when they mean it was revoked. i lost my license when i crashed my car into the police station and it fell out of my pocket and a rat stole it

A British couple traveled to China and complimented the Northeastern regional cuisine, comparing it to British food. Chinese Internet:

our Frans are Dreschered in centuries

When Robert Pollard says "just waiting for Sunday, four days after Wednesday" it's like goddamn... I just checked and he's right. No word of a lie

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

Rae the Doe - The All-Knowing Orb Does Stand-Up Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe Support the Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe

digging through mobygames when you can't sleep is fun. you'll find all kinds of games you didn't know existed, like SONIC CRICKET

you could call the way people tend to ascribe power to pornography that it does not inherently possess the "pornography fetish" if you want to be really confusing and annoying

"Sirens of Titan", Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (1959) bsky.app/profile/reze...

Last night I saw a wet cigar sitting on top of a sewer grate and it’s like that’s just perfect someone stole my idea for a Sopranos x It crossover.

every few weeks I still see this video on my timeline, often from people who don't even know the original Problems Clown. I feel like doctor Frankenstein being hunted by his monster, why did I make this beast

rug on my rug

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics

i'll always remember where i was when i heard the devastating news that the president hadn't been shot