This carries through until much more recently, too. In the 1770s, the colonies had about 2 million people and Great Britain had about 8 million. Revolutionary Paris, the second-largest city in Europe, was about the size of today's El Paso.

HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

SEEING A CISHET PERSON MAKE A JOKE ABOUT LINDSAY GRAHAM’S SEX LIFE: (closing my eyes and shaking my head slowly) hmm. interesting SEEING A GAY PERSON SAY THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE: (snapping my fingers and waggling my ass theatrically) you said it sister

Whoa is this true??

I spent an inordinate amount of time on this one only to realize

I think this was like when you need baking soda but accidentally grab baking powder and also you’re the grim reaper

we have issued an arrest warrant for Diarrhea

Real quick, because it's a pet peeve of mine: - "Thou" is when you're the subject (thou art a braggard) - "Thee" is when you're the object (from hell's heart I stab at thee) - "Thy" and "thine" are possessives, but you have to use them like "a" and "an"; "thy sweater", "thine earmuffs"

interesting.

I heard ouroboros had bottom ribs added so he could get a hobby

I heard Lindsey Graham died because the doctor tried to break him cleanly along the perforation and he just kinda busted into pieces. Like do when it a graham cracker, like his name. Also he was a cracker, yes

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

[Detective looking in the bodybag, wincing and then looking away] they beasted on him

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell

Pilot fish catching strays today. I've never known these fish to be anything but compassionate, warm

victory lapping on this one

Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs (1976-1981): Sweetened puffed corn & oat cereal shaped like smiling faces. The gimmick was that this cereal was made by the Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs cereal company, using a grumpy robot named Cecil. But oh boy is there more to it. You like cereal lore? A 🧵

my best friend is one of those people who explore rural Japan looking for abandoned properties and he recently found these signs out in the country

dreams do come true #ivyart #beast

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

I'm going to be sick. I don't know when.

She's just like me

Attorneys general. Puppies dog. Billies goat. Kitties cat. *chuckles* I could do this all day... but enough talk! *unsheathes the Seven Emperors of Hell True Nightmare Blade* Now we test whose faith is the strongest, o worm thou art! *starts levitating*

Steampunk Bob Dylan Says He Doesn't Build "Disgusting" Or "Dog-Ass" Fantabulous Airships

Good night. #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

How my white ass looks at a bowl of mussels

i think the funniest thing about this specific ai art argument is we already have a cultural reference point for technically competent realism with no artistic soul that no one wanted to see or buy. hes called adolf hitler

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 11,1946

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

We are aware of the Catie Situation on 90 Day Fiancé and are monitoring very closely

There we go 😁

The word of the day is "chirality"

"An account with this avatar was blocked" post. You open it and it's a long forgotten picture of your grandmother as a younger woman. You must have been a child at that age. She looks happier than you ever knew her. You could not possibly have memories from that age. The TL refreshes and it's gone

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

The new Bluesky search function doesn't want you to see how often I've @ed the Bluesky team "what's up you atproto PIGS"

I'd need like twenty minutes to check for sure, but I'm fairly certain "GREENNESSES" is the longest word you can spell with mahjong tiles

Airport Meeting xkcd.com/3269/