NEW EPISODE: Fifty Balloons in My Ass Jesse encounters Pool-Water. Lucy goes back to The Office. Mr. Monk contracts the Ebola Virus. Shaun Murphy ranks his Love-Interests.

“I tried to stop”

other best thing:

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

Is this real

Looking smooth as shit, sir! Looking positively polished. Membranes taut as a drumskin

Retirement 🤪

this shit is so fucking funny man

surprised Jake Tapper didn't sneak in "I love you, sir" at the end there @jaketapper.bsky.social is it true that you are contractually obligated to call him daddy

Lindsey Graham main character in Hades 3. He's picking up Boons from Trump but they're just rambling screeds about Vanity Fair with no associated buff

Even though we didn’t always see eye to eye, he wanted to kill ‘em all, for example, while I simply wanted to let the market determine who lives and dies, we nevertheless wanted people killed.

I assume they all feel like they have to post dumb bullshit like this, but it's still so funny. Yes absolutely sir... he did and said hideous things, but... dare I say he was our greatest hero? Was he an angel from heaven potentially??

Pilot fish catching strays today. I've never known these fish to be anything but compassionate, warm

It seems he passed while watching a particularly raucous episode of Young Sheldon. Wow.

LOL

"About 1 in 5 people infected by the [Vibrio vulnificus] bacteria die ... [T]he Trump administration began removing hundreds of deep-sea instruments that monitor ocean waters and yield data that helps predict conditions that can allow the bacteria to flourish."

A message below from my dear friend Tasneem in Gaza. Please help her and her family, if you can. Like the many thousands of displaced Gazans, Tasneem relies on donations to survive and raise the funds to flee to safety. No amount is too small. 🙏♥️ chuffed.org/project/1587...

THANK YOU SIR! I LOVE MAKING HOT SLOPPY MUD 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 GOD BLESS

just an evil fuck

my intrusive thoughts have never compelled me to aggressively make out with multiple men in front of my fiancé, but life is a rich tapestry

If you want to collect new vocal stims like we used to collect Pokemon, you gotta listen to Savant Garde. The best in the game

We are aware of the Catie Situation on 90 Day Fiancé and are monitoring very closely

The victim's brother said that ICE agent approached from the passenger side of the car, stuck his hand in through the window, and opened fire. He says that ICE officers kept shooting even as the car had come to a stop and was put into park.

ICE is reportedly pressuring the three witnesses to Lorenzo Salgado Araujo's murder—his brother and workers—to self-deport. In other words, get the only people who could contradict ICE's version of events out of the country.

NEWS --> Three men who were in the van with the victim of the ICE shooting in Texas are potential witnesses, but they're now under pressure to self-deport, a rep for the families tells me. They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters. Details in this piece: newrepublic.com/article/2129...

Working on a personal side project I'm calling "The Summer of the Lemon". Basically an exploration of this absolutely GOATed citrus

you can now follow @savantgardepod.bsky.social on this cursed app

Lucy & Jesse threatened @bosh.worstpossible.world with a gun into watching the Good Doctor this week over on Savant Garde

we’ve started Simple Jacking it over on savant garde and we’re having a great time. Patreon.com/savantgarde

Fuck it, Monk X Clipping AMV

As a long time listener, you don't even have to* watch either show! (*should not?! dunno, never watched the goo doctor)

You can follow Savant Garde on here now, a podcast hosted by me and @lucyxiv.boontavista.com. Are you interested in representation of neurodivergence in media? Do you like the television show The Good Doctor? If you answered "Yes", and then answered "Oh god, no??", this podcast is for you!

Hard to escape the impression that dudes like Patrick here have treated women very poorly throughout their lives, to say the absolute least

You would need to literally kill me and compel my spirit to tell you the truth via dark magic to get me to admit this shit.

Ken Klippenstein increasingly dissappointing tbh

Heavy ICE activity continued across Chicagoland over the July 4 weekend. Rapid responders reported at least 7 detainments (that we know of) yesterday alone. Outside the Will County courthouse in Joliet yesterday, onlookers also recorded an agent pushing one young observer to the ground, hard.

FUN FACT: All the walls, ceilings, and floors for the haunted house set in Thir13en Ghosts were made of glass to differentiate it from your traditional dark gothic haunted house. Unfortunately, this meant a lot of time wasted avoiding reflections and finding hiding spots for crew and equipment.

MTG is doing Platner rape denialism via paid partnership post with Polymarket

the headline is bad enough for platner but if you dig in and read this piece its just so, so much worse. he’s really gotta step out of the race immediately

I promise I'll stop quote tweeting these ghouls after this, but I'm just ceaselessly in "awe" of blue maga depravity

if you have the capacity to be a ride-or-die fan of a politician in the year 2026, i don't think you should be allowed to drive a car

Already seeing Platner defenders saying 'has he been convicted?' and I'll just let this giant quote from RAINN do the talking on that.

???

"I will just very politely call him consensually careless at times" is the kind of sentence that just says everything about being a woman in this goddamn world

Hash tag believe women unless they accuse our sweet precious candidate, our most special boy

The statement from the Platner campaign includes this line, in case you were wondering how they're gonna approach this: "They are also coached and coordinated by out of state establishment operatives."

The mind of your average Vote-Blue-No-Matter-Who is so *interesting *full of fat sloppy turds

A woman who dated Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner says he forced her to have sex with him nearly five years ago despite her repeated objections, an allegation Platner denies.

Oops, All Fettermans!