Woof! When a child molester fires you from his production team, I don’t know what to tell you other than you might be one of the world’s most heinous shitheads.

Honestly, the fact that they said the words “One battle after another” like 90 seconds after the title card popped up was weird.

Watching One Battle After Another, like, “HAHAHA! What a joke it is that racist billionaires control the whole fucking country, LOL! I hope this movie wins an Academy Award. Oh what a FUCKING LAUGH WE ARE HAVING AT THE STATE OF THINGS. HAHAHAHAHA.” *smashes fucking face with a brick*

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Driving to LAX is for losers who don’t know about the Flyaway.

The end of Project Prometheus is just a big blue bald one-piece Frankenstein’s monster that swings an Android’s head around by its spine.

I am having the worst morning I have had at my job in months and months. Like, motherfucker, Satan, give me a goddamn break.

Democrats will break their own fucking asses catering to Republicans who are unhappy with Trump while registered Dems are getting tear-gassed in the streets regularly. Sorry, but if you support Dems, you need to do something else instead.

“But NO MUSLIMS, PLEASE!” I hate this guy.

Saw a coyote hauling ass across Balboa in Encino this morning. Looked super healthy. Yet I know a certain % of cat owners let their cats outside here!

hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz

I am actually hybrid frontrunner for the Dems in 2028. I mean, since that is just a thing we can say regardless of any real world meaning.

Olivia Nuzzi has so much more money than I do!!! *proceeds to eat sofa*

The US truly has the dumbest most vile “culture” in the history of the fucking planet.

Worst thing I ever read.

Dude needs to go away forever.

I fucking hate this so much. Dem establishment is just so stoked to smash its own dick with a hammer (non-sexual).

reading the olivia nuzzi book excerpts

Will buy.

I truly think every Waymo needs to burned to the ground.

I’m always saying this!

I really need to book a full schedule of stand up dates for next year because I have a great idea for a bumper sticker to sell after shows.

Work is crazy because next week is short and things are already not going well in terms of completing what I need to complete by next Wed. Capitalism. Very cool shit.

If anyone is throwing away an M4 Mac Mini because you think it is cursed I will gladly take it off your hands and dispose of it on consecrated ground at a very low cost to you.

My wife is like “Johnny Greenwood did the score for this movie.” BLURGH

Sean Penn looks so much like Martin Short in “One Battle” that it is distressing.

I hate the fact that One Battle After Another is so good! Several of the actors are massive assholes and the director/all the actors are millionaires and it absolutely kicks ass and is hilarious.

We keep it “cold” in the apartment during the winter in LA because it makes the cats like 80% more like to snuggle with us/each other. Totally worth the occasional chilly fingertips.

Getting mad about people vaping THC and doing dabs is offensive to a quiet minority of people who are super cool and handsome and very high.

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One Battle After Another includes two of the artsiest/fartsiest car chases I have ever seen and they both absolutely whip.

About to record a 2+ hour podcast comparing the Jack O Lantern Whopper to the film Pumpkinhead and I am beyond stoked about it. Movies Over My Hammy - COMING SOON

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

My FICO score didn’t change? That’s awesome! One more month of not walking off a cliff.

They should do a horror movie about grief.

Chilling during the intermission of Paranormal Activity: A New Story Live on Stage! Pretty good so far. Quite spooky. A couple good scares. Decent acting. Fantastic sets/lighting design. Nice theater. Also, loudest thing I have ever heard in my FUCKING LIFE.

I am assuming this game is about how “women are bad”.

Half the time I don’t know what ya’ll are fucking squawking about.

Tried to log in to X to see what they are saying about pedo prez chugging Clinton jam, but my phone didn’t remember my PW and I said fuck it. I don’t care enough to change it.

Bill Goldberg Machine

The important thing is that we live in hell and there is no escape from our evil investment broverlords.

There are so many Trump/Pedophile e-mails dropping that I have no idea what is going on! Does one of the e-mails say Trump and Bill Clinton JO’d each other?!??

Can I please…PLEASE make thousands and thousands of dollars for being a complete fucking dipshit? Can I please get that going? Just once?

I am going to see the PLAY Paranormal Activity tomorrow and I am going to get so high that it scares the fuck out of me.

That’s precious ambergris.

Going to do an AI where your dead loved ones are projected on your walls and ceiling as terribly deformed ghouls who are trying to “get you”.

Worst thing I ever saw. The lady in the phone looks like she is going to transform into a monster at any moment. These AI guys all need to be stored somewhere away from society for their safety and ours.

Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished

I hope nobody ever mercilessly kicks this guy’s ass!