Because I’m actually not a reactionary baby with a limited understanding of what is happening right now.

Wait…now that I think about it, R-Rated movies like Deadpool/Wolverine should have tits and dicks and butts as well as all the killing. Tired of seeing R-Ratings wasted on the word “fuck” rather than “showing fucking.” Wolverine’s half-chubbed cock as a punchline because someone shows him tits!

How can I tell the scale of this if there isn’t a lighter in frame?

Can’t believe “Inject bleach to clean the blood guy” would shoot from the hip like this.

I hope nothing bad ever happens to this guy *wink*

They bullets had the word “Sicko” written on them?

check the box, people

this no-mask-for-ICE bill that Newsom enacted seems like it 100% allows masks for ICE so long as they write a memo about it by.... *checks notes* next year

sigh

I would like the Alien Earth Finale a lot more if I knew they were in pre-production on S2, but it was a pretty ripping episode either way.

The Doom stinger at the end of First Steps was LAUGHABLY bad.

Some opinions are unpopular because they are dumb. Nobody is missing important calls. The idea of being worried that other random people are missing important calls is truly unhinged behavior to me. Also, answering spam calls is bad. You go in their system as answered and they call you more.

Back in the day, when I had an awesome relationship with food, I would buy a 24 pack of glazed blueberry donut holes and I would eat them all on the drive home from the grocery store that was 10 blocks away from my house. It works.

How long do we think it will be before we get the government saying “Energy Drinks Make You Trans”?

Hey, @npr.org, this is gutless baby shit. There is no science tying Tylenol to Autism. Your story should be, “Why did the President and his team make up this heinous shit?”

Our government is an inch away from saying Aspirin makes you Trans.

So anyway, I broke my ribs 4 weeks and 4 days ago and shit is still fucked up. Just tired of feeling fucking busted, yo!

Army of Darkness is 81 minutes.

When I think of “nostalgia” I think of the games and movies I enjoyed as a kid. When I see these nostalgia bait posts where they are like “Look at this CRT TV,” no! TVs are the thing that has been improved. When I was a kid I was always like, “This TV looks like SHIT!”

It is like a worm that whispers a song in your ear repeatedly.

THE US:

I know someone who got COVID at a Price is Right taping. LA, baby.

Hearing reports that Jimmy Kimmel is actually a little worm who said he respects Charlie Kirk’s wife and was sad he was murdered or something? Holy SHIT! I knew we were cooked, but I am always shocked at the level of how cooked we are. Lobster in a pot shit.

CA is working on making sure commercials won’t be too loud and goddamn will you just give everyone a fucking home already holy FUCKING shit.

Harris is…well, the worst. I wish she had tried even a little to save Democracy from Trump, but she didn’t. Now she is releasing a book that seems to outline exactly HOW she didn’t try…I don’t know, man. I think she might be a terrible fucking dumbass millionaire.

anyway here’s @vivmccall.bsky.social with some extremely good and extremely fucking sobering reporting on the recent surge in random hate crimes directed at trans women in Seattle. Please be careful, everyone. www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...

So depressed I was like, “Did I forget to take my meds?” Nope, I took them. Shit still sucks.

Can someone get my the e-mail of the booker for Seth Meyers? I want to get booked on it before people remember he is a thing and try to get his show cancelled.

Under the International Convention for the Protection of All Persons from Enforced Disappearance (2006) the systematic disappearance of persons through state action is a crime against humanity.

Well, your fellow (me) is oddly fucked up with depression today after weeks of being generally ok. Well. Fuck. Lame.

I only want to be the main character when the context is, “We like the main character and things are going well for him. We like that.”

But it doesn’t mean that. Pregnant women not taking Tylenol and kids getting their vaccines later will have absolutely no effect on whether or not the kids get Autism…because it is fake junk science. Politico, you suck shit.

Look, if I need to call my reps to tell them Trans people are human, I think we’re past the point of that phone call having an impact. I’ll keep calling when called upon to do it…but…not great.

Oh my shit is staying cancelled. It wasn’t really even about Kimmel for me. I was looking for a reason to finally cancel Hulu (after being a subscriber since it was free in like 2009 or whatever) and Disney+. Kicking things off by watching pirated Fantastic Four tonight.

JFC.

God raptured some turds out my asshole this morning. Does that count?

Yes. That is what they do.

Kimmel is one of about two dozen people who could easily make more than million dollars a year just doing stand up at huge casinos…

If I was friends with Kimmel I would absolute be like, “Well, you’re rich already. You gotta quit that job, man. They picked Trump over you and you are just going to back to work and dance for the advertisers? Just fucking quit and have your team book more standup for you.”

Holy shit. In the process of finally booking a headlining weekend where I can record all of this new material I have been writing in a great room with a hot crowd.

gosh, I can't imagine why so many leftists chose not to ✨ vote blue no matter who ✨ at the last election 🤔

Pedro Pascal is a good actor. Looking like that he could get by with just kind of acting a little bit the same way in every role, but he really does some good character work!

Lots of folks are pointing out that the word Islam means submit, and man, I wish the folks who get to interview these fuckers would have the wherewithal of Bluesky comment section.

I have watched Gwar kill every administration since GW.

*Howard Dean Scream*

If Taco Bell brought back the Chicken Caesar Grilled Stufft Burrito I would eat one every day.

I am stimming myself into a coma just thinking about this!

If Kimmel doesn’t use his monologue to announce that he is going to quit he is a coward.

Coffee ain’t working like it should. Start to get sleepy and angry!!!

Did all these celebs also denounce the response to the campus protestors or no?