What opposition? Democrats literally helped it pass! That means the Democrats did not oppose it. How is this so fucking hard to understand?

For people asking “why isn’t there a general strike?” earnestly, and not just to be a judgmental prick

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

HELL

Just doing some back of the envelope math here

Folks talking about how they were confused by the time jump in One Battle like…it says “15 Years Later” on the screen…

The only thing that the Dems have needed to do since day one of Trump 2…vote “No.” On everything. Every appointment. Every bill. Every budget. It has been absolutely illuminating watching them fuck this up. Show up. Vote No. Tell the press you won’t vote with fascists. Move to the next “No” vote.

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We already have data on what happens to unvaccinated people when they get and transmit measles. That data prompted scientists to create a vaccine that has worked for decades.

So, from what I am understanding, Gavin made the kneepads joke to a reporter in like a stop and get interviewed kind of thing. Then, in a later appearance, he had the kneepads? And I’m supposed to just…keep living? Like, keep breathing in all this stupid and trudge along as tho shit is chill?

Did whomever filmed this frame it intentionally so he looks off-scale wit the podium?

the only argument you ever need to sell someone on a bidet is "if you had human shit on your hands would you be satisfied wiping it off with a dry piece of toilet paper?"

Remake of the Ring but it is a cursed AI animal video of a raccoon shooting a pistol.

Just the shear stupidity of comparing the fucking economy to the Titanic like…JD Vance is a world class stupid.

Blurring the agent not the accused is sooooo fucked up.

They didn’t actually turn the Titanic around at all.

No spider-legs? Lame.

Fucking WHOOPS. This sucks.

Gay! Get it? Because they're gay?? Hahaha. Amazing. Gay. Thank you president gavin newsom sir, for calling fascists gay! Hahaha. Gay is bad!

Newsom might be the biggest nothing-clown in politics right now. Look at that pic of that absolutely juiceless freak holding knee pads to make a gay joke about Trump supporters.

This Davos guy had a chance to do the funniest thing in the history of the world.

When is Nicholas Hoult going to play this asshole in an Adam McKay movie?

Chris Hayes should wake up in the morning, feel incredible shame for carrying water for the centrist incrementalism that has allowed fascism to take over our country, and then he should just go right back to bed and do it again the next day.

This is very fucked up. Professional politicians are the reason Dems lost in 2024. Fuck this.

They are setting up the most enraging fucking Academy Awards night ever…

“Can you blow me where the pampers is?”

Can’t wait until I can do an edit of the MotU movie where I overdub Leto’s voice with the dialog from the old Filmation series.

Of course I am going to watch the new Masters of the Universe even though Jared Leto is a currently talentless creep and it is a movie for children and their sad dads (like me but with kids), but I won’t be paying for it, that’s for daaaamn sure.

If Trump annexes Greenland I’m going to be so mad because he got something that wild taken care of when Joe Biden couldn’t forgiven my student loans/still owes me $600.

Oh did Trump say the wrong repeatedly? Ya’ll really got his ass this time. This is the one. He’s cooked. I can’t see how he can come back from this one.

And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

There shouldn’t be two Jon Favreaus.

If you are going to do all of these fucking prosthetics (that look awesome, BTW, this is perfect), why cast creepo supreme!?!?

The important thing to note about all of these evil billionaires is that most of them are incredibly stupid and corny.

And dumbfucks in throughout the US would scream that liberal cities like LA have defunded the police. Tough to not slide into absolute doooooooooom.

These idiots feel no shame.

For a future episode of Movies Over My Hammy, Andrew and I are going to watch Yellowjackets and in place of a tie-in menu we are going to eat bees. Watch this space. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

Some massive laughs in this episode of Yellowjackets.

I’d rather smash my dick with a hammer than watch Andrew Santino do comedy.

Other folks have pointed this out, but that isn’t a person being arrested, it is a person being tortured in the street in front of on-lookers.

This woman is a tone deaf sack of rancid animal shit.

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

In 1987, Michael Meyers, Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, and Chucky were captured by the US government. They were forced to take on a clandestine mission to overthrow Fidel Castro and insist Democracy on the people of Cuba. This is their story… ^This is basically the plot of Welcome to Derry

ChatGPT is a website? I thought it was some kind of mechano-man.

I bet Nancy Mace’s sharp face really slices her pillows to ribbons.

Democrats Seeming Like They Get It Then Not Getting It: We need to take ICE funds! … And give them to local PD.

Off with his fucking head.

Hmmmmm. What the fuck is wrong with these piss-brained baby idiot losers?

Ok, I am done being offended by folks in other countries lumping me in with all the Americans who support gross imperialism. We are a bad country. Can’t be surprised!

It is 100% a culture war. There is no value in this dogshit. None. Look, the WORST people want you to use AI. Corporate America. CEOs. Management types. Republicans. Trump. No one you respect or admire is saying it's good.