For da sickos 🤼‍♂️

Hahahaha we’re so short staffed and a mysterious 150+ cases were dropped on me on Friday for review and distro. I have another 170 to distribute. Our non-attorney staff is having a massive interpersonal soap opera that is actually effecting The Work We Do. City Employment, baybeeeee!!

Booted up my laptop, grabbed a cup of coffee, sat at my desk, and promptly stood up and went to enjoy my coffee in the living room because I am not yet mentally prepared for today.

Fuck! that was beautiful. Bright sunny day, mostly cleared sidewalks, chill drivers when I had to pop into the roadway. Feels good, man. Feels good!!!

Ended up taking 2 months off through sheer laziness but I’m Back on My Bullshit and have a half-marathon to get ready for. 4 very cold miles are about to get run.

If your script explains that Triangle Man hates Person Man? It passes the Linnell Test.

How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media? Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.

I am just relly varry tired oftha bullshid

OH TO BE WISHED HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY ORNERY EXCITED EDDIE 🤼‍♀️

Sorry I was grabbing dinner but omg RACHE CHANEL??? 🤼‍♀️

SNAKEMAN SNAKEMAN SNAKEMAN!! 🤼‍♂️

Are you shitting me with this outfit, El Clon? 🤼‍♂️

I am sorry for how much I guffawed at Dante Martin just now 🤼‍♂️

We found a dispensary with olive oil and hot sauce 🤤

Alright, guys, gals and nonbinary friends. I'm again asking for help on protein related things. I've got a couple of shakes I like-ish, but I'm looking for mixes that are more of the clear/fruit related variety because that's just easier as I go back to the office a few times a week. What do we got?

If I ever post something like “he can’t just DO that” or “that’s ILLEGAL” please know; 1) I understand that is never stopped him before 2) I’m saying it like how I tell my cat “no you cannot eat plastic” knowing full well as soon as I’m out of the room he’s gonna go back to gnawing on it.

Evergreen poast

Blamy Lore: I was seriously considering doing ROTC/enlisting to help with college costs & to honor my gramps but then 9/11 happened and I didn’t want to be deployed to fight a sham war based on lies.

I am definitely in no way worried about this happening in Meadowlands later this year.

HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS

That so? *BIIIIIG INHALE* WAYBACK WHEN I WAS AN ITTY BITTY BOY LIVING IN A BOX UNDER THE STAIRS IN THE CORNER OF THE BASEMENT OF THE HOUSE HALF A BLOCK FROM JERRYS BAIT SHOP You know the place

Feels very weird to be getting regular car maintenance while watching war unfold… I woke up 2 hours ago all of this is too much.

Me when the AEW Mind virus kicks in

Remember kids, De Blasio is watching. He's always watching.

Not being able to watch both Dynamite and Stranger Things before midnight is so rude.

“2026 is the year of Long Islanders holding titles” - JB 🤼‍♂️

YOUVE GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT 😭😭😭🤼‍♀️

SOMEONE CALL CAPRICE THE CHAMP NEEDS A CELEBRATION RAP 🤼‍♀️

I’m sorry but Josh Alexander’s butt sweat has been distracting this entire match. 🤼‍♂️

If you start this video at 11:58:50 you’ll hit the chorus at midnight. (Start the actual video don’t hit play on YouTube and fuck with commercials and then go oh this dumdum on the internet was wrong)

There but for the grace of Tony Khan go I. 🫡

Will the popularity of “Heated Rivalry” have WBD execs also demanding that Hanger & Swerve kiss? 🤼‍♂️

Burberry Carpet?? We are SO back baybeee 🤼‍♂️

Happy New Years Smash, friends. Having fancy cocktails at home after finishing a succulent Chinese meal followed by wrasslin is about our speed these days. 🤼‍♂️

I replaced a decades old garbage disposal by ripping it out with my bare hands because the connection was completely rusted out.

There was a federally mandated 30 day period for public comment on this & it doesn’t change practices. It is clarification of policy. That’s all. I get the impulse to assume the worst but this is *genuinely* how it has always worked. I have to prove proper mailing a LOT at work, I know my stuff.

Having JetSpeed fall into TK’s lap worked out well But I think Hyan & Maya World simply for the LMFAOOO factor of it all. 🤼‍♂️

Andrew WK used the bathroom at my office once while filming in the neighborhood.

I’m scrolling deep into the past since I only just caught up on the PPV: I think Willow needs to take the TBS title off of Mercedes but I also figured it would be the last one to go. She’s still CMLL women’s champ though so maybe that will be the final drop

Zohran just SAY you want to get sworn in at the Turtle Lair we all know the old City Hall station isn’t actually abandoned.

That’s *my* insufferable ass champ 🤼‍♂️

I appreciate that none of you sickos told me I was right after I posted about needing to tap out on the PPV.

Ok friends this is where I’m tapping out because I have to catch a 5am train back home. Hopefully I’ll see one more match after this Gabe/Darby one — I just won’t be OnThePhone.

The promise made with Mercedes winning all of these belts is she has to lose them, too. We’re about to see the cascade.

Why I’m forever an Austin Gunn girlie🤼‍♂️

Oh so I’m just going to be wrong and mad* at this PPV then? 🤼‍♂️ *kayfabe mad not shoot mad

Austin Gunn 5eva. Always and 4eva. 🤼‍♂️

HE DID “MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE” 😭😭😭🤼‍♂️

You guys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is my favorite movie I am genuinely emotional rn.