Even if you already know the story this thread is worth your time 💜🤠💩

My favorite Pixies song!

Kind of dozed off during Okada/Take/Dorada yesterday (you run 10 miles and make it through without a nap!!) and we made dinner during the ladder match (sorry guys it’s not your fault) so I’m catching up on them now. 🤼‍♂️

I hope Demi Adejuyigbe is having a good day today.

I think every single menstruating person who watched this match had the same thought.

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

JUST A MOTHERFUCKIN BOY AND HIS DINOSAUR 😭😭😭🤼‍♂️

I can’t believe it oh my god my favorite my ride or die I love you Kris Statlander, AEW WOMENS WORLD CHAMP 🤼‍♂️

PAC GOT A HAIRCUT!! 🤼‍♂️

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE 🤼‍♂️

Hell fucking yes this is how you start a PPV 🤼‍♂️

Speaking of have y’all seen the video of Cena and an old British grandma having tea? 🤼‍♂️

FUCK THE JABRONI TWEETS 🤼‍♂️

Why is there a staple gun at a tailgate? 🤼‍♀️

Ten miles in the bank, time to shower and settle in for a whole day of wrasslin.

Absolutely losing it over the chyron making Cardinal his middle name And you know the content of what is being said but also lmao

Google Reader was perfect and killing it is one of the first dominoes to fall in the collapse of a useable internet.

How am I supposed to square this with VF being the same publication that publishes Ta-Nehisi Coates and Jeff Sharlet?

This is gonna make #31horromoviesin31days so much more FUN this year.

Once again, I'll say that Gawker, while not flawless, was good. And Thiel taking a shot at it was a huge warning sign.

I don't think people grasp how Trump's baselessly going after universities to the tunes of hundreds of billions of dollars has terrified every sane person in America As WaPO and the New York Times have normalized Trump as a political actor and not an extra-legal Fascist, there's nowhere to run

Just cancelled our day one (basically) Hulu subscription.

waking up in a country where you can go on tv and call for the murder of homeless people, but you can’t criticize republicans’ performative grief

you cannot purport to be the party of civil liberties and expressly ratify a bunch of paid goons and agents of a foreign state lobbing incendiary devices at ucla students camped out on a lawn to protest a genocide; the rolling of military hardware on columbia students. you have an obligation to lead

FUCKIN' THIS ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Obviously the fawning & the folding over the last couple of days has been disgustingly to watch. But I’ve been thinking academically/abstractly on how much it feels like a self-preservation tactic in the face of real, actionable threats of violence. Doesn’t excuse cowardice or greed, to be clear.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

Cage & Cope is alphabetical so I have to agree 🤼‍♂️

Man if Marilyn Manson wasn’t a disgusting abuser “we’re all stars now in the Cope Show” would be some sick-ass merch

Ooh this happened today. Got hit with a massive caffeine headache out of nowhere. Ice Cold Can of Pepsi to the rescue!

VLAN ANGELS!!! LONG LIVE FIVE!!! 💜🖐️👁️

Paris to Boston, March 2007. Flying back from spring break in Amsterdam into a massive snowstorm hovering over most of the NE corridor. We couldn’t land at Logan, JFK/LGA/EWR couldn’t take us, we sat in Bangor for a bit then were fully rerouted to Montreal (also getting walloped with snow).

Louder for the people in the back: YOU CANNOT DEFAME THE DEAD.

If you block the EMF the Winchesters can’t get a reading on your haunting, ya idjit.

I’m not gonna pretend like I haven’t called purity tests bullshit when it comes to certain issues but fuck this. Don’t expect my vote if you’re throwing the LGBTQ+ community under the bus or won’t treat climate change as the existential threat that it is.

I think, at All Out, it would be very funny for people to throw socks at Kyle ala ROH’s use of TP. But what would be better is if they threw clean, new socks at Kyle and AEW had a local partner to donate the socks to after the show.

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

Fuego Forever 🌪️🔥

coates is genuinely a generational writer

When I was a youth “subway surfing” meant standing inside the car as far away from handholds as possible to see how good your balance was.

We got an email yesterday that completely and totally revoked every “covid era” policy we have aside from remote work.

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kirk was not a “conservative.” he was a christofascist extremist and stochastic terrorist. his colleagues know this. their entire *thing* is built on flooding the zone with so much shit that you can no longer call a duck a duck without the meaning of birds & your sanity being called into question.

Whomst among the dolls will be the first to make this their display name?

I’m so tired and the bus is late

Holy fucking shit my husband's rural hometown is going to be completely destroyed. He *hates* those motherfuckers but a complete economic collapse of the soybeans farmers of northern Ohio is gonna be devastating.

Of all of the superheroes I am aware of the only one who would happily pull the trigger here more than Cap is Magneto.

Why is my government job paying for some corporate BS "life coach" training for the law department today? Follow along to find out how bad of a mood I'm gonna be in when it is immediately revealed to be a huge waste of time and resources!

Ok weird question for you car people: Can anyone help me ID my grandpa’s truck here? It’s 100% a ford and I’m almost certain it’s a ranger from the late 80s/early 90s but this is the only picture I have of it handy.

Yesterday my entire mutuals feed was either watching wrestling or football and apparently I have a LOT of Philly Phriends. Like I knew it intuitively but there’s so much GO BIRDS in my TL! 💚