I'm so tired but I'm trying to stay awake a liiiiittle longer so my sleep schedule isn't 100% fucked.

I lost my voice at work today and I'm not sure if it's because I had to do a lot of talking or if I'm sick.

Pour one out for MJF who took 2/3 of the really gross spots like a sicko. 🤼‍♂️

I'm ready for my Cowboy Crash-out. It's going to be beautiful. 🤼‍♂️

That. Fucking. Ruled. 🤼‍♂️

"and he just got his hair done." Call of the night from Bryan. 🤼‍♂️

Everything that comes out, I just fucking CACKLE. 🤼‍♂️

MJF was always an s-tier sicko 🤼‍♂️

LMAO this light tube spot is just for me specifically. 🤼‍♂️

Come on, the syringe spot ruled. Some people are weak and will not survive the winter 🤼‍♂️

Hangman doing this with that shit still in his mouth. This man is a death match god. 🤼‍♂️

Comedy spot, followed by Hangman breaking that broom like a badass only to get stabbed with it was fucking perfect. I love these psychos so much. 🤼‍♂️

LMAO I JUST POPPED SO HARD FOR THE BROOM. 🤼‍♂️

I knew Max would run the blade like a champ. 🤼‍♂️

Hangman stapling a birthday card to Max's tit. This match is already perfect 🤼‍♂️

The split lip makes it look like MJF is wearing a lovely shade of lipstick 🤼‍♂️

MJF is a complete nerd and I love when he gets to show it like with that great gear. 🤼‍♂️

LMAO this dumb bitch I love it. 🤼‍♂️

Run that back anytime. 🤼‍♂️

I did not expect this match to become a strip-off but I appreciate it greatly 🤼‍♂️

Well hello Bandido's gams 🤼‍♂️

HOW DID I FORGET THIS MATCH So much for me going to bed at a reasonable time. 🤼‍♂️

This better be the only graphic we get tonight. 🤼‍♂️

I love that for Not Horse Cock. 🤼‍♂️

Two trios matches in a row is a weird choice. I'm just hoping this ends by 11 so I can sleep. 🤼‍♂️

LMAO Protodunkada having matching varsity jackets. 🤼‍♂️

Okay, that was a very funny way of introducing a belt to this match. 🤼‍♂️

KENNY MY LOVE 🤼‍♂️

Swerve with a smokey eye means someone is gonna die. 🤼‍♂️

Candyman Swerve is doing things for me. 🤼‍♂️

Billiam coming back immediately to be a dumb bitch running at 4 dudes. Bless. 🤼‍♂️

So the Billy GOAT Bane 🤼‍♂️

Oh hai Billiam 🤼‍♂️

How did Takeshita's face just sort of...pop with blood? 🤼‍♂️

And now Cope and Christian are going to come murder these fools. 🤼‍♂️

The Elite kicking out at one always hits like crack 🤼‍♂️

Every time I say "I never need to see the Bucks vs. FTR again" they put on a certified banger. But I still never need to see it again. 🤼‍♂️

The mat already looks like a Pollock painting. Bless this company 🤼‍♂️

Blading in front of your kids is a time honored tradition in wrestling

A rare Nick Jackson blade job in front of his kids. You love to see it. 🤼‍♂️

I saw that pre-show match. Kids ain't safe in AEW. I'm waiting for Matt's son to spear Stoke. 🤼‍♂️

OMG the baby Bucks. 🤼‍♂️

I think the last time FTR and the Bucks wrestled, it was in the death spot. So this is maybe an improvement. 🤼‍♂️

This match has a small child performing a spear and another taking a bump. AEW is for the children. 🤼‍♂️

WrestleDad is so funny because he saw the weather on the news and he's all, be careful. Bitch, I can work from home--and you know this--and you know me better than to think I'd leave my house in the snow. You raised me!

WrestleDad called because he thought Revolution was last night. He's particularly charmed by the Swerve/Brody match-up and loved the chain bit on Dynamite. He thinks Hanger and Takeshita win tonight. 🤼‍♂️

Sell this in pink, you cowards. @allelitewrestling.com 🤼‍♂️

I love Hanger as champ and I love when Hangman completely emotionally spirals. I'm gonna be happy either way, tbh. 🤼‍♂️

Finished working. I have a feeling I might not make it to the end of Revolution tonight just because I'm tired AF but I will do my best.

I’m going to be spending the day working because everything is a trash fire and too much is going on. Oh well. Such is the life of a salary employee.