My hot take is that I have no interest in seeing any of those NJPW names or WWE names in AEW when there's barely time for the current roster already. 🤼‍♂️

Alright, guys, gals and nonbinary friends. I'm again asking for help on protein related things. I've got a couple of shakes I like-ish, but I'm looking for mixes that are more of the clear/fruit related variety because that's just easier as I go back to the office a few times a week. What do we got?

Oh what the fuck. I’m going back to bed.

Getting a flag for chugging mayo during the Mayo Bowl feels wrong.

RuPaul getting Alyssa motherfucking Edwards name wrong. I died.

Me when the AEW mind virus kicks in

We're now into three straight calendar years of Drake losing in the funniest ways and I think that's beautiful.

I appreciate that, despite all that divides us, every wrestling fan can unite in dunking on Brock Lesnar Guy. 🤼‍♂️

I have three very minor things I need to do today and I'm like...nah.

How is there still an hour left of this?

Two fucking hours for this finale episode? Christ. Fine.

YAY! 🤼‍♂️

Shelton vs. Mox is gonna be a baaaaanger. Holy shit. 🤼‍♂️

Did Mox, a multimillionaire, just not get his tooth fixed because it looks cool? 🤼‍♂️

Mox selling the ankle with a trip in his entrance. A pro's pro. 🤼‍♂️

I was there and literally forgot the Darby/Gabe match happened. 🤼‍♂️

Brody King caving in the chest of Julia's husband is nasty work 🤼‍♂️

Brodido is such a wholesome, healthy male friendship. 🤼‍♂️

I will only allow for Sammy's presence if it means that Brody comes out to lawn dart him when he tries shit. 🤼‍♂️

Whoever decided to cut from Roddy helping OC back to his feet is an unfeeling monster. 🤼‍♂️

I feel like I just watched Roddy and Marina's foreplay. 🤼‍♂️

how does he do the buckshot lariat off of anything he isn’t human man

Swerve: We are going to murder you in a lights out match. Hangman: *glares and poses* Nana: *dances his sweet heart out* 🤼‍♂️

Did Joe threaten Hangman with a twink? Come on now. 🤼‍♂️

I love that the murder boyfriends are still keeping this gimmick. 🤼‍♂️

MJF's Turkish hair implant guys really did do a solid job. 🤼‍♂️

I cracked a NYE bottle of moscato so let's ride with Dynamite. 🤼‍♂️

Finally time to use this gif.

Food-based bowl game sponsorships are endearing. All the others can pound sand. If it doesn't involve someone chugging mayo or getting covered in corn flakes, you can keep it.

How I am walking out of 2025

Hulu served me up a documentary on a guy who killed his wife on a safari hunt. The algorithm knows me well.

I am ready for some bald-on-bald ultraviolence. 🤼‍♂️

Do it, TK.

Is that the first confirmation that former graphic design teacher Hangman Page designs some of his shirts?

Satnam vs. Charles Mason as a thing that's happening is incredible. 🤼‍♂️

I take some personal responsibility for this. 🤼‍♂️

I listen to roughly a dozen podcasts regularly and not one of them is about wrestling except that one Behind the Bastards series on Vince. 10/10 highly recommend.

There are maybe three guys from NJPW that I would want in AEW at this point and those bros ain't it.

Thurston's story is excellent and while it's not the kind of malfeasance that is salacious to as many as the gross shit that company does, it's pretty wild. It won't sink TKO or anything because that's not how things are in the year of our lord 2025 but it's damning.

I should have been in bed an hour ago because I'm tired but I had to stay awake to watch the Bears lose. What a fun game.

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

I'm not sure why there are storm chasers for winter storms. Like, bro, we've all seen snow before. It's not that photogenic and you're just putting people in danger.

I love games where the weather is absolutely horrible. Fuck domes forever, this is the real shit.

Tornado warnings in Illinois and blizzard warnings in Minnesota. This is all very normal.

I think the algorithm on websites like Amazon is so fucking funny. I bought a headphones stand and they're still trying to sell me 10 more variations. My brothers in Christ, it's a one-time purchase. No one needs that many headphones stands.

I feel like at least the Jericho retirement tour will go better than Cena's because Jericho can reinvent his character more easily. The best place for him is WWE where he can coast on nostalgia and three star matches in a way that doesn't work in an AEW full of hoopers and fans tired of his schtick.

I don't think I've gotten to see a Jacksonville game all season because of region so I'm intrigued to see this team play Old Man Rivers.

I’m home and I think I missed sending this baller image. And now I’m going to bed

I peaced out the second the main event ended and I got out of the lot in no time. I grabbed a white Monster at this gas station and I’m an hour and a half from home. I had a blast.