can't decide whether to wax/shave my armpits for our trip to mexico, or to go full forest dwelling feminist pits with shaved legs/waxed bush. I always liked the manicured bush/hairy pits mix

anyone else randomly thinking about that hip-hop band that tom green was in, from the very early 90s? and like, how they had some catchy shit??

Sama’a is preparing to move from a tent into an apartment that they have been hard at work cleaning and repairing. They are finally beginning to rebuild their lives. But they need support every day to keep moving forward. gofund.me/db56c7ce3

coco beans has been the suckiest of babies lately. she's all attention all the time, and wants her scratches and pets constantly. she pays her rent with kisses and hugs

anyone on here collect rare anime shit? cuz I've got this sailor mars soft figurine that's attached to a suction cup, likely to hang from a mirror or car window. all the txt is in japanese, and reverse image searches have only shown me one other one online, with no price. from naoko takeuchi '92

acab. 1312. fuckin abolish the job these animals hold and then send them to fuckin reeducation camps until they're ready to be a part of civilized society again

not bailing out the fucking billionaire fascists pushing AI and crypto on everyone, despite everyone continuously telling them they don't fucking want it, is not austerity cutting healthcare, snap, ebt, donations to food banks, food assistance in general, rent control, etc is austerity

pancake batter, with vanilla and a bit of peanut butter, cooked as a cake in the rice cooker. let's see what happens!

having a seriously fat/stoned night. think I'm gonna make pancakes with buttercream frosting and maple syrup 👍

sometimes when you taste something intense does inside your ears hurt? like your taste buds react to something so hard that your jaws kinda heat up and tingle, and your ears ache? or am I put together wrong

fuck me I have to fly over the states to mexico in like two weeks. rip me we're gonna get side swiped at 50,000'

fascists think that every different subset of society is as hell bent on proliferation of their personal religion and cultural domination as they are, and they can't conceive of people just living their lives without trying to build monoculture because that's all the fascists do

I love living next to a steel mill. I think it's chill and cool that sometimes the ground vibrates hard enough that it shakes our bed. I like that anything you store outside turns black

if you can donate, please do ❤️

forgot when I was taking my meds this morning that I'm doing bowel prep for a colonoscopy tomorrow. took my anti diarrhea pills. so let's see how the various diarrhea causing and diarrhea preventing medicines fight it out

tonight an old man walked in and instantly hit on me uncomfortably. he later started close talking and hitting on one of my regulars, a guatamalan trans woman who is very open about being trans. she informed him and he acted openly disgusted and wouldn't talk to her anymore

the best part of having a job is going home afterwards, taking off all of you clothes, replacing them with the softest things you can find, and smoking weed until you can't walk

if your bar makes a whiskey sour with bitters I can't afford to drink there

getting ready for work. would you tip me yes/no

personally I think you shouldn't be allowed to run for office if you've murdered anyone. in any scenario for any reason! that includes "the govt gave me a gun and told me to kill brown people with it overseas" or "I worked for a private mercenary org". "never murdered someone" is a pretty low bar!

every -ism and -phobia is totally fine and acceptable on the right (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc) EXCEPT antisemitism. they LOVE to call people antisemitic! ppl like ben shapiro should embrace antisemitism with open arms! they love tokenism and offending people, don't they?

sorry but american libs are fuckin cooked and by that I mean they've all apparently suffered some sort of brain boiling injury

my poor little goose. I'm so worried about her. I tried to feed her some chicken and one of those lil sucky tubes and she had no interest in either. she's very slow and lethargic. she's obviously depressed on top of being sick. I pet her and she purred lightly. I want her to get better ❤️

New awareness campaign

the stray cat at the humane society is very sick. she's got a bad upper respiratory infection, as well as a bladder infection. she won't eat the food they're trying feed her. so I'm going on a mission to bring her the food she likes and some canned tuna, as well as a little cuddle if they let me ❤️

the old buddies group chat is losing it, apparently multiple people had booking errors (largely missing middle names and hyphenated last names turning into one word) with their aeromexico flights for the destination wedding this month. they're saying they have to rebook completely which is insane

got my period so I am now eating 3 meals consecutively within 2 hours

TRUE TRANS TIMELINE

oliver is dozing on my feet while I lay in bed, and he doesn't do this to me often. he's usually attached to his dad (I move around too much/he loves bf more than me) and tonight I feel Chosen

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

watching the world series on a projector outside around a fire by the lake 👍

in the forest watching the world series in a cult mask

on a 3.5-4 hour car ride listening to only silly shit. started with some 17 year old jon lajoie songs, followed by three loco, then tenacious d and now we're just straight up listening to old whitest kids you know sketches. rip trevor you would've loved telling ppl to kill the current president

kirk looks like he's just some guy who wandered in off the street and started playing baseball

3 up 3 down let's go gausman

god FUCKING dammit we got the car completely packed, and then the rear hatch on bf's car broke 🙂 really really badly 🙂 now it won't close and we spent a cumulative $440 for nothing 🙂 because we can't go away for the weekend 🙂🙂🙂

I'm looking good today, hide your husbands 😉 (they're ugly and I don't want to see them)

oh man I haven't taken tylenol in over a year but I just took two extra strength acetaminophen for a toothache and I forgot that shit actually kinda works

if you're upgrading and are looking at the pixel 9 pro xl, don't fuckin bother always glitching out and not registering commands, the top bar (the time etc) likes to flicker in and out of existence like 4x/hour, it's full of ai bloatware that's hard to disable. it's too expensive for this much bs

good news to all the anti-vaxxers who dream of being part of a marginalized group! you're on the right path, just keep neglecting public and personal health and you too can be permanently disabled

A gang of far-right extremists have sent the US military to cities with Democratic mayors and kidnapping people at the behest of a proto-dictator and his white supremacist party and very serious pundits with national platforms take a look and say “hmm yes the left is forcing their views on people.”

the avg family of 4 snap recipients gets ~$223/month for food. the avg family of 4 welfare recipients in the united states gets about $713/month, max $973. I'd love to see how you figure people are abusing less money than it takes to keep them alive

fuck me. pretty sure I forgot to take my diarrhea pills this morning, because I am DYING AND. OF COURSE. I got my fuckin period less than 24 hours before descending into the forest without running water for 2 days 🙃

pretty surprised some enterprising millennial goth hasn't created black leather platform boots with built in orthotics. the old goths are fucking sore, guys. they'd make a killing

chubby cheeks mcgee reporting for duty

I dropped the word "fuck" in front of customers while my boss was in the bar yesterday. customer jokingly said "you let your employees curse at work" and my boss answered "I can't fuckin stop her, I met this bitch in 'nam she's scary"