hey guys everyone congratulate me I just successfully did butt sex for the second time ever (first time was like 15 years ago)

that liberal who thinks they're a leftist: trans women in sports! but like if they're really good obviously we'll have to take her medals away. they can't be GOOD at sports. but as long as they're bad, they can do it 👍

aaaaand another 4"x4"

did another magnet. I like fuckin around with these tiny boards

did another 4"x4" fridge magnet

why can't the people who make women's shoes take a piece of advice from people who make women's slippers and offer size "11/12" if I could reliably find women's shoes that fit me properly I'd probably wear them more often! they're shooting themselves in their tiny feet

wow my mom really just said ctrl+c

caught my boy cat luxuriating in his litter box the other day. full on laying on his back wiggling around, rubbing his head (that I kiss!!!) in the litter, like he'd discovered something amazing

finished a 4"x4" fridge magnet

The cultural obsession with the friend zone was such a warning flag for the hell we are in, in hindsight What do you mean you made up a negative term for when a woman goes "hey I like you a lot and want to keep you in my life, I just have no interest in having sex"

decided to grab all the women in my family fancy silk scarves for xmas, patterned based on vibes and their favourite colours. turns out my family is 95% women, and fuck me looks like we're eating gruel this month

I watched the fight last night and it really was satisfying to watch jake paul's jaw break like the fear in his eyes the second before is beautiful. and you know the exact moment it breaks

we waited until the last minute to decorate at all for xmas (do generally do *something* inside because he loves christmas) and bf decided to order a fake tree and some lights for it online tree? 3' tall. lights? 115' 🙃

Breaking: Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.

had a nap on the couch with this large man cat and now I'm was overheated and he refuses to move 🙃

Oh.

right wingers out here trying to clock people but can't even tell time

just used the printer in front of goose for the first time and she is BAFFLED

I can only work in the service industry because I'm old and refuse to apply to a job any other way than typing up and printing out a resume, cover letter, and references and walking into their establishment to hand it to a human being online applications? lmao no. I will not

got some new acrylic markers

found a guy who'll sell me an oz of shatter for $200 flat. that's $7/g. fuck the govt dispos, charging fuckin $30/g for what amounts to the same shit

every day I'm thankful that I'm a bartender because if they piss tested bartenders at dive bars there would be no bartenders

just finished this guy

WELL a customer just informed me that her restaurant (a slightly more casual place inside a larger, fancier place) is looking for experienced servers. like 3 guaranteed shifts a week, $200+ in tips per shift. that would get me like $4k/month 🙃 I will be applying pronto

- fuck america - fuck capitalism - fuck christianity - acab, chinga la migra - fuck the gender binary - fuck the status quo come at me you pussy ass bitch

so are the videos of trump talking about the hunger games-esque "patriot games" real? one male/one female per state competing at something that they haven't specified?

santa and the grinch. diametrically opposing figures, right? WRONG! they're BOTH in the epstein files. famous people all know each other, the contention between them is all manufactured for capitalist theatre. it's a big club and you aren't in it!!

FOUR new deaths in ICE detention. That puts the total this year at 30 people dead; the highest in ICE's history and worse than even during the COVID years. It's clear that the system is breaking down. Many of these are preventable deaths.

dear 19 y/o canadian girls: tipping your bartender is standard it's not just for rich people if you can afford to spend money at the bar you can afford to use some of that money to tip your fuckin bartender/server not gonna tip? don't order complicated fuckin cocktails and shots all night

we don't need more debates. we don't need more people trivializing human rights. we don't need more people with no actual static beliefs arguing about how much dehumanization is the proper amount. fuck debate. the first thing you learn in debate is that "winning" doesn't equal "correct"

I know that basically everyone who follows me knows all this shit. my friends list leans pretty trans! but like, my shit does turn up in the discover tab, and some liberals truly have not made the connection due to transplant propaganda!!

I wish people would acknowledge the very simple fact that trans people who detransition and trans people who kill themselves don't do either because of something inherent in being trans. they do it because society demonizes them, attacks their sense of self worth, and acts like they're a threat

From now on anyone (I see you liberals) who pushes back on the idea that the Republicans and Democrats are out for trans genocide, I will point out that the third point of the definition fits what they are doing when it comes to trans kids (potentially the fifth point too)

Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.

The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.

I am for some reason having a difficult time getting art done today

stephen miller deserves to [redacted] by [redacted] in front of millions of people. americans should [ r e d a c t e d ] that [redacted] and [redacted] his [redacted] in front of his family. then they should [redacted] his whole bloodline then [redacted] them into the ocean

another one

just finished this guy. mixed media on canvas board

my new cat's "don't touch me here ever" spot is her lower chest, where boobs would be on a human every time my hand accidentally strays down there and she attacks the fuck out of me I imagine she's mad I touched her secret tiny human boobies

xmas this year will be small in my home but bf and I split on a $100 mystery box from a canadian sex toy company which we will open together then bang in the living room 👍

oh FUCK yeah. I put a post up on fb to see if anyone locally knew where to find one of these, and an old buddy/ex of mine messaged to offer one up for free 😎

did you know it's still possible to buy brand new ipods on ebay, and they cost almost as much as they did 20 years ago

bring back buttons on tech bring back dials and knobs bring back actual keyboards with buttons that make a little noise when you push em fuck touch screens

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

The “coup attempt” was reading state and revolution by Lenin in a book club www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/12/16/y...

it's funny living on the american border right now like I can travel east, west, or north. but south is like the parts on maps that used to say "here be monsters"

having memories of drinking in the basement of the hostel in vancouver where I lived briefly, ~07 or so. the long term basement tenant was an ex-idf israeli dude about 15 years my senior who'd been trying to fuck me for months, so I'd only hang out with him if other people were around/I had to (1/3)

I feel like nobody is making a big enough deal about the fact that there's a concentration camp in the united states, and plans to build more

while shit like this would likely help disabled people, they would also 1. be inaccessible due to cost 2. require a corporation to have even more cameras and monitoring abilities in your home than already exist 3. likely be operated by remote workers making slave wages because the tech isn't there