Am I… hype?? about The Testament of Ann Lee???

lol so baby echidnas (puggles) look like a chicken thigh that came to life

Okinawa!!

New from me: I wrote about the dumb new sign at the White House along with all the other tacky gold ornamentation that's gone up over the last few months. It's vintage Trump: micromanaging the most banal of details to sell a fantasy of luxury — but one that's getting harder for Americans to believe

My fine friends and others, I'm not very good at asking for help, but I need to. Our fridge is dying and we need help buying a new one. Please help however you can. gofund.me/a43e59719

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Guess who just did forty Gorilla Rows

ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

trying to imagine the person that goes, "man, it's really important that i vote, i gotta keep steve bannon out of prison"

Me whenever I see a new shiny move in the gym: “how hard can it be? Boys do it”

hey, PDX, if you’re struggling because the administration is illegally refusing to issue your SNAP distribution, my local is here to help you out. if you’re *not* maybe go get a drink or a meal and help *them* out.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court will allow the Trump administration to enforce its anti-trans and anti-nonbinary passport policy during litigation. The unsigned, four-paragraph order effectively reverses two lower-court decisions. The Democratic appointees dissent. More to come: www.lawdork.com

*romans arresting him* what's the charge

This is the gayest shit (laudatory)

Yeah man I bet Jesus wouldn’t have been caught dead eating a nice meal with his buds on a Friday night

Men just STAMPING on their own dicks getting insecure and panicky when their female partners make more than them.

Oh my god oh my GOD oh my gooood I’d poison him

I have many differences with J Street, but they are absolutely correct about this. It is alarming to see so many American Jewish institutions act as though Mamdani is a unique threat to Jewish safety, while ignoring the mainstreaming of neo-Nazism by the current presidential administration.

Oh my god oh my GOD oh my gooood I’d poison him

THIS is y'all MAYOR?????????????

Typhoon Kalmaegi has officially killed 85 people in the Philippines, dozens more still missing

I choked on my seltzer

I genuinely thought this was a diseased organ for a hot second

A curse upon their entire bloodline

Huge relief that it looks like this fire was unintentional and a not targeted attempt on the Councilor’s life

Oh? China doesn’t like anyone talking to the Uyghurs?

you'll note that the countries Russia has invaded have been the ones that *aren't* in NATO

Apparently the gate was added AFTER the school approved the design for the float, which is interesting; either they thought it wasn’t a big enough deal to seek approval for the change or they knew it was in poor taste and thusly omitted it in the proposal

We can only hope that everyone who bought one has fatal lead poisoning now

Apparently they knew he was alive and active somewhere because at one point he put a cell phone charger in his Amazon cart

I choked on my seltzer

Man it’s fucking embarrassing being an American now

Typhoon Kalmaegi has officially killed 85 people in the Philippines, dozens more still missing

I genuinely thought this was a diseased organ for a hot second

To be clear, it is genuinely bad, at a time when neo-Nazism is making a comeback in American political discourse, that we do not have a watchdog organization on antisemitism that can be taken seriously. But the ADL has not behaved in a way over the past year that is worthy of that role.

I'm proposing a 1.5-week mini-season between Halloween and Thanksgiving where we choose display names inspired by the SS Edmund Fitzgerald and and its sinking or the iconic 1976 folk rock ballad by Gordon Lightfoot that commemorates it.

Janae Kroc is a legend in powerlifting and Kroc rows will kill you (laudatory)

This statistic will be used by groups like the ADL to say "an overwhelming majority of NYC Jews rejected Zohran Mamdani." Which is true! But it's also true that a higher percentage of NYC Jews voted Mamdani than Jews nationwide who voted Trump in 2024, and Trump Jews are not marginalized by the ADL.

I just laughed so fucking loudly

Put up or shut up, Al

What the fuck is this. Did OKC lower the flags for Timothy McVeigh. Did Dresden lower the flags for Roosevelt. portal.311.nyc.gov/article/?kan...

The Israeli Diaspora Minister is sharing tweets by "End Wokeness" linking the Mamdani election to 9/11/01.

This is actually one of my biggest problems with online leftism. If your first instinct is to bludgeon people for being late to the proverbial party, good luck building solidarity

The replies to this are from a bunch of people who have no theory of change and just want to be mad

I'm on the ADL's mailing list, and they sent a letter calling for an special emergency briefing on Mamdani being elected mayor of NYC last night. They did not do this when Tucker Carlson hosted a neo-Nazi and was defended by the think tank that is staffing the entire Trump administration.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

There are two types of Americans: people who live here, and people who haven’t gotten here yet

Historian David Wyman estimates that approximately 200,000 fewer Jews would have been murdered in the Holocaust if the US had not passed the Immigration Act of 1924. That is what JD Vance is out there defending right now.