Something tells me Craig would also be pissed off if they appointed a trans man who suffers from endo

The Magen David is queer-coded CONFIRMED

That wig is fucking awful

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He’s the one intact and pristine telomeres, I’m the one who understands memes

My extremely offline fiancé turned to me yesterday and said “what’s all this I keep hearing about Buffy recently” and suddenly I saw every iteration of him as an innocent child sweep through my consciousness at once

Carol Kaye is probably the most underrated bass player in history. And probably your favorite bass player that you didn’t realize was your favorite bass player. Do a quick search of every hit that she played on.

I do not trust a black and white cookie recipe from a non-Jew, I won’t do it, you can’t make me

This is such a cool idea, what personal or family recipe would you put on your tombstone? I’d put my dark chocolate rum nut brownie recipe.

I fucking WISH I had half the power and resources antisemites think I do the only leverage I have is if Ron Wyden asks me where he can get a good black and white cookie in NW PDX I have recs and he will take those recs seriously

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

lmao, judge rules that he's not qualified for his position or to make recommendations, he loses his shit and immediately confirms he's not qualified for the position

FB memories is bullying me again with gym selfies from the fittest I have ever been

I genuinely did not know that Theo Von was a comedian until like two weeks ago, I thought he was just some Podcast Guy. That’a how bad he is at this.

Looks like it was a narco trafficking compound in exactly the same way Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist.

every single day the late night shows rack up millions of views on youtube alone we are the smallest of these shows and we have more youtube subscribers than theo von the episode this clip is from currently has about 1/5th the views of our most recent monologue these guys are literally just lying

That wig is fucking awful

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There are countries where they’d execute you for embarrassing the State in such a way

Amen and hallelujah

The Lindy West Shitshow is giving me throwbacks to the Olivia Nuzzi Shitshow, wherein she published a soul-bearing book (I'm willing to say Lindy's writing is better) but had zero ability to like...navigate the ensuing media situation or answer questions. Both are entirely high on their own supply.

Finding fresh and professional ways to say “you already fucked this report up once do you need to review it again before we start using it for sales data? This is your last chance to cover your ass, take it.”

controversial opinion: y’all gotta drop the will stancil thing. who cares if a talkative white man is wrong on the internet. the obsession with him is very weird

The Magen David is queer-coded CONFIRMED

Kiddo you’re missing third period trig take that shit off

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

I am glad that some black women are weighing in about Lindy West's husband being trash because that part where he compares monogamy to ownership and she "has to admit she might not feel it as keenly as a white person" was YIKES.

Something tells me Craig would also be pissed off if they appointed a trans man who suffers from endo

The thing about false flag conspiracies is they are generally a one-way ticket to fitting facts to theories rather than theories to facts

She keeps returning to the motte that Israel lies a lot. But “should you trust Israel’s analysis of the attack” and “did Israel plan and execute the attack” are two very different questions!

So Hend Amry’s response to an arson attack on a Jewish charity in London is to say it was probably a false flag attack by Israel. And I know she knows the problem there because she tried hints and dog whistles and the motte & bailey dance, and only finally said it straight after lots of questioning.

These are some, uh, loaded responses to the people who point out the problems here. And I think Hend is smart, I think she’s well versed in internet debates about Israel and antisemitism, I think she knows what she’s doing when she invokes that line about who you’re not allowed to criticize.

If I was trying to convince people that I take antisemitism seriously I would recommend leaving out the line “False flags and war crimes in the name of Judaism is easily the worst driver of it now.”

Black AND polyam figures have come out saying “Oluo is a garbage human by literally any standard or practice in my community” it is WILD to receive this comprehensive of a public rebuke

the thing that got me rolling on getting the book was this quote from LW in the Slate piece that Aham sent the mean email to the writer about. It's such a mean thing to say about the audience you have cultivated, and such a cynical thing to say about relationships between men and women.

the piece was good! the book is, unfortunately, an extremely on-point description of how a narcissist can use the language of acceptance and diversity to get what he wants.

If you find yourself entertaining the idea that ANY horrible, destructive, violent act may be a false flag operation, I sincerely think that should be a litmus for whether you need to log the fuck off

Mike I need you to spot 300 million Americans $35k each for a new electric vehicle

A and I have been discussing Lindy West and Her Throuple From Hell and at one point I took his face in my hands and said “I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone except myself. I will always love and take care of myself first.” He laughed and said “it would be gross and toxic if you didn’t”

The number of replies excusing this are absolutely fucking despicable.

Bibi will see this and decide to stop bombing Gaza, I’m pretty sure

Great news! Here's the full order. It blocks DHS from arresting and interrogating lawfully present refugees on the basis of a crazy argument that in 1980, without anyone noticing, Congress mandated that all refugees be detained on their 1-year anniversary in the U.S.

Oh word? A man lied to you about his “failing” marriage to get in your pants? This is newsworthy somehow?

A shitty middle eastern war eating up the west’s attention and resources is always good news for Russia

Some bold takes today www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

A and I have been discussing Lindy West and Her Throuple From Hell and at one point I took his face in my hands and said “I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone except myself. I will always love and take care of myself first.” He laughed and said “it would be gross and toxic if you didn’t”

sooooo prettyyyy…

i miss walking the dog and seeing this

The PNW is a real underdog contender in terms of casual natural beauty. One of those places you turn a corner on a highway and BAM most beautiful vista you’ve ever seen

Shabbos hike (guest star: beautiful gardener snake we named Ginger the Movie Star)