Well this made me incredibly sad

Gracie the Giraffe has been found after days-long search through Texas Hill Country www.khou.com/article/news...

A man informed me he wouldn’t donate to #DafReactions, as chat gpt told him it would be inappropriate for a frum man. The minhag of his rebbe, Rav A.I. 😂🙄 The Torah is not in heaven, and his brain is not in his skull. SUPPORT CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS: www.miriamanzovin.com/donate Shabbat shalom!

LOVE to be "I need to leave for the train in 30 min & no, I'm not 100% packed!" before a long weekend out of town. BUT! IT'S @maladroithe.bsky.social's WEDDING WEEKEND! Yaaaaaay!

This almost seems mean. That man had a stroke. He’s frail.

he’s right

A friend sent a photo of herself on the plane coming to our wedding and I started crying

This is one of those things you sound like an insane bridezilla telling your partner but it’s true: you need nice socks for your wedding. Just pick a color in your tie and match the socks to that. Doesn’t have to be new or expensive but it does have to be considered.

I told A he should get some new socks for the wedding and he gave me a quizzical look and so I got out an r/weddingshaming post where a groom wore white athletic socks with his suit thinking that no one would notice and A simply pursed his lips and nodded; he’s getting new socks tonight

A and have joked that our 19 year old cat has been the bedrock of our mental health as we plan our wedding and she simply is not permitted to die til July and I’m dismayed to find July approaching so rapidly, feels like we cast a spell and it’s coming to an end. Hang in there babygirl.

A relative was gobsmacked were putting our wedding expenses on credit cards homie if I get scammed by my caterer I want Capital One’s legal team to go after them and Section 75 their asses, not my lovely-but-dinky lil credit union. Always gamble with the House’s money, never your own.

Honestly everybody should do Indian or Middle eastern cuisine for their wedding food, it’s hella good, easy to customize to your guests, a lot of vegan and GF options, and it can sit out in a buffet for AGES without getting gross like steamed veg and herbed lemon chicken or whatever

There is so much more musical theater at my bachelorette than I signed off on

i'm assuming that the fully assimilated Tom Emmer is speaking Ojibwe

Lunacy. Here's Emmer 10 years ago.

Exactly. Maybe if we start a rumor that Nancy Guthrie put the algae in the pool they might actually try to find her.

It beginsssssss

It beginsssssss

Mark Rothko, Slow Swirl at the Edge of the Sea, 1944 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135440

Every single one of his aides is an encyclopedia of parliamentary procedure and that shit is terrifying

From @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social “Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. “ slate.com/technology/2...

“How do American Jews feel about Israel” is a very complex question that is muddied by the fact that A) the most extreme positions get the greatest amplification B) many of the most vocal pro-Israel people are not Jews

Europeans when asked about air conditioning

You literally can and should tho

Yeah so this is immediately disqualifying. Like that was blatant antisemitism and denying it is in and of itself antisemitic.

ICE ABUSE. In 2023, a 17-year-old got "special immigrant juvenile status" and had his removal case dismissed, as he was on a path to a green card. On March 18, ICE arrested him and coerced him into signing a removal order he didn't understand, then hid him from lawyers for 10 days and deported him.

I resent the video-fication of podcasting. That's just a TV show. Podcasts aren't supposed to be for hot people. They have everything else

Maoist but only for HOAs

I fuckin hate AIPAC too but some of you people are flying dangerously close to the antisemite sun with the “shadowy cabal that secretly puppets the US govt” shit

These are miracles

Somewhere out there there’s a conspiracy theory that the Male Loneliness Epidemic has been manufactured by the Deep State to make rival nations more susceptible to catfishing

Somewhere out there there’s a conspiracy theory that the Male Loneliness Epidemic has been manufactured by the Deep State to make rival nations more susceptible to catfishing

No better demonstration of how fragile these guys are than Sam Altman thinking Andrew Garfield playing him is a hatchet job instead of obscene flattery

The Supreme Court's fifth and final decision is Blanche v. Lau, another 6–3 split. Per Thomas, the government does NOT require clear and convincing evidence that a green card holder committed a crime before divesting them of their lawful status at the border. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

“Straight women are often portrayed as people who must endure male desire rather than enthusiastically embrace it” did I slip into an alternate dimension where Bridgerton wasn’t a number one Netflix hit?

Miss you man

Weird day man

There is a word for someone who is being held indefinitely without facing charges: a hostage. abcnews.com/Health/home-...

In niche community drama, online sleuths dug up a bunch of MAGA posts from the founder of Minx Magic, a popular indie nail polish brand. The brand’s founder initially apologized but then doubled down, now the news is spreading like wildfire through the beauty community.

I AM HYPERVENTILATING

arguing with palestinians for not wearing masks on a podcast. genuine wrecker shit

This was anonymously leaked by several Timberland Regional Library employees. Includes: Grays Harbor, Lewis, Mason, Pacific, and Thurston Counties.

Katy Cornell, a WA Rep candidate, her church recently deleted years and years of sermon videos from multiple websites. Not just her own preaching but tons of other sermons by other preachers. All that content that they were so proud of - gone. Why do you think they're wiping their sermons?

Behold, the future

Greetings from Portland

Behold, the future

Actually, this is a somewhat useful text, in that all of the historical nonsense here is built to underscore a specific mysogynist argument: that it is better to have a bad, difficult and precarious life where you can brutalize women than a relatively prosperous and secure one where you can't

Some of you post like you smell like wet dog

This comment was left on a clip of Are You There God, It’s Me, Margaret where Rachel McAdams is explaining that her devoutly Christian parents disowned her for marrying a Jewish man

I’m just a lil ole private citizen but uh will this fuck up the fish and shit in the Potomac?