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I am escorting the Crespo-Gonzalez family, including their seven year old daughter, back to Oregon now. Out of respect for the family, additional information is not being shared at this time.

Amanda Seyfried, Andrew Garfield and I bet Jennifer Lawrence would have a blast

“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said. “Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back. “Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”

Egg-cellent news! The first California condor eggs of the season have been laid at our wildlife conservation center, and more could be on the way.

most recent email i have received is a guy who told me i should be lynched. looked him up and he is a 68/69-year-old retiree in phoenix who doesn't appear to be married or have children. his facebook page is nothing but reposted memes and AI slop and he used to post a lot on gun forums

GIRL WHAT.

girl what.

Bornt

I just know in my bones that whatever Briahna Joy Gray brings to the cookout barely gets touched

I refuse to make sauces, which is why I prefer French cuisine

*(french) chef-kiss*

Yeah, he should be transferred a.s.a.p., before he complains to HR about a hostile work environment caused by everyone hating him.

Look, I work in tech, and I've certainly spent more than my share of time around "interesting" people, but I'm not sure I've ever seen THIS

This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.

Wanna see someone set a land-speed record for assuming the role of Office Pariah?

the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic. Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️

my boys

Never more patriotic than when a British person earnestly posts a cooking video

The wave of relief when your (cishet male) partner gets sick and they don’t immediately shapeshift into the brattiest whiner you’ve ever met

The post was fine & not racist & everyone is focusing on a non-issue but also it was a staffer who posted it and it was a mistake and it has been removed. Next question?

Bornt

Remember how they cut the jobs report specifically to try to avoid these headlines?

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

If I birthed and raised a beautiful baby boy and that boy grew into JD Vance I’d take a fuckton of percs too

kind of amazing to think that there are people who wake up in the morning, get mad at a fox news post and then send this stuff

very grateful to fox for making me aware of these excellent posts I'd missed.

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STOP CORRECTING THE COURT OH MY FUCKING GOD

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

Love how the presumption here is that the President doesn't know what he's sharing and that's fine and normal. Sorry, no, if the President doesn't know what he's sending out then that is indisputable proof of gross incompetence, cognitive unfitness, or both.

I am an Old and as such Sabrina Carpenters’ music does not hit the way it would if I were 25 but I do appreciate that every time I see her in the news it’s for something cool and fun and very well-executed

You know it's bad when the "New York Times" describes it as "racist content," not "racially charged" or "called racist by critics."

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Judge ruled that the exemptions made under the “capture” verbiage do not cover Roberts actions while the wolf was in his custody, in short that predatory animals are not exempt from animal cruelty protections TW animal abuse

One would hope that media outlets eventually understood that many of their readership woes stem from having no standards for conservatives. But the reality is that management prioritizes right-wing propaganda over profits, so they're not going to change.

oh my god

Oh yeah okay she’s making a bar referral lmfao

Remember how they cut the jobs report specifically to try to avoid these headlines?

Hey can your just surrender your law license out of shame? Is there a procedure for that?

num num num num so delicious

much too consider

I don't mean to attack this person personally, but Serbian nationalists did literally every one of these things in the formation of the modern state of Serbia. I promise you can criticize Zionism without falling into, "It's the most uniquely evil nationalism to ever exist in all history."

You can cure your debilitating attachment issues with a lemon-cayenne-maple syrup juice cleanse fyi

NEW: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said that the keto diet could cure schizophrenia — an unfounded claim that experts say vastly overstates preliminary research into whether a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet might help patients w/ the disorder. via @sherylnyt.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...

Get in losers, we’re suing the hell out of DHS

Pro wrestling hates ICE, which is SAYING SOMETHING

that look is always "YOU'RE HAPPY RIGHT I AM A GOOD GIRL RIGHT" and damn

I grew up with standard poodles. You'll never meet a more plotting, scheming, scamming, manipulative breed of animal

Everyone thinks they want a smart dog NO YOU DO NOT you want a dummy, not a dog that can solve puzzles and commit tax fraud