a neat brown sparrow drinking from a puddle under vast blue sky #haiku

R’ Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev: “Bruh, don’t give a poor person a blessing unless you’ve given them money first. Smdh.”

Thank God men are here to teach me all things I DON’T KNOW about Judaism! 😂😂😂

Look at the women at NASA. They are the ones pushing the boundaries of science, solving problems most people can’t even understand, and carrying this country forward, while our politicians right now posture and stumble through talking points. And they are doing it all with joy.👇

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

"American runs on Dunkin, but Judaism runs on the moon" I laughed hard enough that my cat came to check on me 😆 I've always wanted to do Kiddush Levana! "Just as I leap and dance opposite you and cannot touch you, so may enemies be unable to touch each other for harm"

Shalom, earth friends 🌍✨ This week, so many of us felt the emotional gravitational pull of moon joy from the epic #Artemis II mission. Inspired by the cross-cultural moon convo, here are some of my fave #Jewish moon stories, traditions, and rituals! 🌕 #jewishlearning #judaism youtu.be/lR1_VzbxHT4

Breaking news! Man thinks he noticed misogyny that you didn’t, tells you about it. news at 11.

The Talmud fucking slaps.

I love the Talmud

Shalom friends! Bread.
Yes, bread! In the middle of #Passover!? Rude. And ironic timing, but stay with me. Let’s follow the #talmud’s breadcrumbs to…a wheat field, some magicians, and a wise woman. Welcome to #DafReactions Menachot 85: Bread And Sorcery 🥖✨ #DafYomi youtu.be/2dOmWxUh9rw

I used to be a SCHOLAR

I know Trump thinks “Allah” is a Muslim-only name for God, but actually it’s widely used in other religions as well when speaking Arabic, Aramaic, and other languages that use the word for God. It’s notably used in Judeo-Arabic, and its Hebrew variant “Eloah” is used in the haftarah for Pesach.

Wishing a very happy, peaceful, and joyous Easter to the Christian community!

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Happy Easter, Christians.

If anyone is having a “Christian Seder” without Jews: consider having someone reinact the part where devout mobs of Christians break the door down, drag you away, and torture/SA you and set fire to your village for (checks notes) observing Passover 1/

AGRAT HAS BEEN SUMMONED! youtu.be/F8S0by84BRE?...

Shalom friends! Chag pesach sameach! May you have a safe and joyous Passover 💚

March 31, 2023...9 Nisan 5783...Sota 02. I may have started late, but I'm so grateful I started. Forever grateful to @miriamanzovin.bsky.social for the encouragement to finally fuckin golem.

Shalom friends! What do redemption, transformation, and healing actually look like
in the #Passover story, and as embodied practice in our own lives…via ritual foods?
Welcome to A Matzah & Maror Text Deep Dive with Rabbi Ayalon Eliach!⏳🍷🫓🥬📜 Sourcesheet: bit.ly/40XskIn youtu.be/8yIXmafv58I

For a fascinating speculative analysis as to why these five were in Bnei Brak, see Rabbi Sacks’s essay: www.sefaria.org/The_Jonathan...

Shalom friends! At the #Passover seder, we retell the story of the Exodus from Egypt. And also the tale of 5 #Talmudic sages from 2000 years ago doing…the exact same thing. Let’s meet the sages behind the story 👀
Welcome to Sages at the Seder 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 youtu.be/k564dJcm8Ck

“Hot Ones”….but make it MAROR! 😬😭😂#passover The Maror Reactions Challenge youtu.be/xSzm-2vvSXk

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

In case you need a sanity check - and as a dad joke appreciator, the end is ✨

This is fantastic

I needed this laugh this week...and here's a primer on Jewish ambulances for you non-tribe folks.

Seriously need a "report a murder" button on this app!!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

Shalom friends, Thank you for calling the #ElderMillennialsofZion healthcare hotline, ambulance edition 🚑 Your call is important to us, please remain on the line….👀 we just need to put some fires out real quick. #JewishAmbulances

Shalom friends! Remember the case of the elephant who 💩 out a wicker basket in Bava Batra? LOL how could one forget? Well basket-breaking news: The 🐘is back for a number 2 appearance. Welcome to #DafReactions Menachot 69: Going Through A Wolf? Just Keep Going! youtu.be/Wf0VXYABz7w

Shalom friends! What do women even MEAN?! So difficult to understand sometimes (if you happen to have been a particular kind of Talmudic sage.) Luckily, a translator appears. Welcome to #DafReactions Menachot 65: Girl Talk 🤦‍♀️🩸💬🕊️ #dafyomi #Talmud youtube.com/shorts/EQPFE...

Shalom friends! This minisode moment has been living in my head rent free for a few days now. Let’s talk about it! Welcome to #DafReactions Minisode Menachot 62: Dueling Satan With A Lulav (!?!) #DerringDoNot #dafyomi #Talmud youtube.com/shorts/qLCDo...

Happy International Women’s Day to Serach Bat Asher

A timely tale for the moment in which we live. Also you’ll never look at a harp string the same way again

Shalom friends! Fan-favorite characters have a habit of popping up unexpectedly in Jewish lore - even incognito. But when an invading army threatened innocent lives, our heroine made her presence very, very known. Welcome to #JewishLoreReactions: The Watcher on the Wall 👀🪉 youtu.be/jWQKO-YG7jo

Shalom, friends! Didn’t expect the #talmudic tractate on meal offerings to feature so many deep, heart to heart convos between God and God’s besties, but here we are! First with Moses and now with Abraham. Welcome to #DafReactions Menachot 53: The Avatar of Avraham #dafyomi youtu.be/p9MBKdCd2rA

This is the side of the Purim story they don't tell you about 🤣

This is amazing

Deleted scene! #antm #purim

Shalom friends! Purim is a time for women’s voices to be front and center. Let’s finally hear from the women of Achashverosh’s harem, because they have some SHIT to SAY! #Purim collab with the iconic Tiferet (@tuchas_offan_tish on insta)

Shalom friends! Welcome to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 8: The Conclusion! In which Achashverosh is forced to do something he’s never tried before (think) while #Esther and #Mordechai rush to save their people. Chag #Purim sameach! youtu.be/JVgCvBZ7XPg

Shalom Friends! Welcome to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 7: Shalom, Enemy 😤 In which #QueenEsther finally reveals the truth, and #Haman, belatedly, realizes exactly how badly he f*cked up. #Purim #Megillah 😱👑 #Judaism #jewishlearning #jewishholiday youtu.be/DtB_DZvBuLc

Shalom Friends! Welcome to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 7: Shalom, Enemy 😤 In which #QueenEsther finally reveals the truth, and #Haman, belatedly, realizes exactly how badly he f*cked up. #Purim #Megillah 😱👑 #Judaism #jewishlearning #jewishholiday youtu.be/DtB_DZvBuLc

Shalom friends! Welcome back to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 6: FAFO The king finally watches back the palace vlog, Mordechai is on a horse, Esther hosts her (2nd) party of special magnificence, and Haman discovers what the term #Fafo means 😱😂 #Purim #Megillah youtu.be/G7c76GKEJio

I feel compelled to point out that the blonde haired, blue-eyed Polish Jewish members of my family were Jewish enough to have been murdered by Nazis during the Holocaust. My dad, his brother, and his sister are all blonde and blue eyed. So are many of my cousins. This is nonsense.

The men are back at it again

Shalom friends! Welcome back to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 5: Fear is the Mind K!ller. #QueenEsther risks her life to save her people, while Haman is upset that Mordechai is stomping all over his #VillianEra funtimes 😭 #Purim #Megillah youtu.be/_O4yCcJizjQ

Shalom friends, Welcome back to #TheReelsMegillah Episode 4: Breaking News. #Haman is high off that haterade, and #Mordechai plays his most important card to force #Esther to act - #Jewish guilt. 😨 #Purim #Megillah youtu.be/BQQoPNi-SoY

if you want to hear the story this is meme'ing, Daf Reactions always presents it in an entertaining way :) bsky.app/profile/miri...