Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

well i also got a DM from kalshi if anyone cares

so about those tankers hanging out in the gulf thedeepdraft.com/2026/06/08/t...

Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

i made this html+css template as an alternative to linktree for people who want to ditch it. you can host it for free on neocities! and it's yours forever :) if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.

If you've spent any time in the world of advertising, you can always spot an overleveraged client a mile away and know exactly how hard they're gonna press to get out of their position and make it the consumers problem. TELL THEM IT CURES CANCER. TELL THEM ALL THEIR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE

Ken Sim (Feb 25 2025): "i think transparency is incredibly important. this is something that shouldnt be feared. we talk about transparency all the time. if we support transparency, I think we support it everywhere. you cant pick and choose."

an overdose prevention site in the area would reduce the number of people using drugs in public @annekangburnaby.bsky.social @josieosborne.bsky.social globalnews.ca/news/1188954...

A reminder of Joshi's Workslop Postulate

another doja tweet has hit endor

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

Yeah we gotta regulate this shit immediately.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Revisiting noiserock supergroup Head Wound City to hype myself up for Verboden tonight. If you like Blood Brothers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and The Locust, you'll never believe who's in the band... headwoundcity.bandcamp.com/album/a-new-...

Since I became woke I’ve had to stop saying “H*nk sh*ooo” and “zzzz*zzzz”

Let's be blunt for a moment here: Taxing people's electricity use to subsidise an uneconomic LNG terminal is like taxing fruit and vegetables to subsidise a cigarette factory. rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

sucks when you find out people who disparage dr*nk driving have never tried it, nor experienced it with a skilled dr*nk driver. if i could liken it to anything, it would be time travel to a beautiful future filled with comfy bed

Mayor Ken Sim and Clr Peter Meiszner say the proposed overdose prevention site at 900 Helmcken "is not appropriate for the neighbourhood." This is the area with the second highest death rate from unregulated drugs. If not here, where? link.lists.vancouver.ca/v/443/81f138...

(*me trying to force someone to put on the One Ring*) Oh my God, it's just a TOOL. It only goes bad for people who don't know what they're doing! Oh, you think Sauron destroying the land is bad? Digging up hobbit holes is way worse for the environment. It's actually classist you won't put it on.

I worked as a lifeguard and swim instructor for three years in my teens. This is spot on. Non-paywalled version gcaptain.com/drowning/

such a classic scene

PIKE KEEP SLIPPING AWAY FLOUNDER IN A WAR WITH CRUSTACEAN KOI KEEP FLOPPING AWAY I'M AQUATIC YET NOT CETACEAN

Really hot today, gonna superglue Grogu to a hot tin roof

I would punt grogu directly into a brick wall

@pepperraccoon.com the war can be won

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

The strangest experience on holiday is always locals telling you they've never visited an internationally renowned location mere hours away despite living their entire lives next to it.

something I firmly believe but can never prove is that a lot of the time when people complain about taco bell or chipotle or chinese food making them shit they're complaining about what happens when you give beans or broccoli into a body that is absolutely starved of fiber

Any time I make a post encouraging people to bike regularly instead of driving, I get replies from people saying "well I can't do that because I live far from where I work," or "I have mobility issues". If you have to drive, you should also want fewer cars on the road. It will make it safer for you.

There are dozens of us in the "kill the horrid beast with a rake" coalition

The instant Hollywood creates a “little guy” we’re all supposed to love, i am poised at the top of the stairs ready to kick it down them

Ottawa airport is wild. Ads hyper targeted at politicians. You need a nuclear reactor? A drone fleet? National manufacturing capacity? We got u fam

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Yes dude! Put a metal knife in the only toaster at this airport lounge! What could go won't, you deserve this!

Which way, western man ; embrace tradition, reject modernity ; never forget what they stole from you, etc.

Fuck it one struggle

in some cultures it's considered bad luck to reach for a police officer's service weapon

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Today is a great day to take a pin and carefully extract all the lint from your phone's USB port

Incredible

every single transportation conversation ever