Grom Reaper
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I generally have no idea what I’m doing
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Sonic the Hedgehog
about 7 hours ago
It's finally Friday. The weekend has begun, you have a new friend request waiting, and your new favorite song is on repeat. Life is good.
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Hell yeah, I love these sorts of stories. Fake artists, possible fraud, the whole shebang
add a skeleton here at some point
about 8 hours ago
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It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce I’m auctioning off my golf course to the lowest bidder
1 day ago
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Mortgage broker? Yep, broke him too
1 day ago
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My non-Euclidean girlfriend has curves in all the wrong places, if you know what I mean
2 days ago
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Watched Akira (1988) for the first time since 2004/2005. I forgot 98% of what happens in the movie. I remembered it being gross, but forgot how violent it was too. Especially forgot the weird ending. Anyway it’s a good movie
3 days ago
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I broke my slinky so now I can only use it on ramps
4 days ago
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Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends
4 days ago
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I love to store things in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight
5 days ago
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Watching Citizen Kane now is less about watching a highly influential cinematic classic, and more about discovering how The Simpsons writers got inspiration for about a dozen different jokes all from the one movie
5 days ago
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That’s where they put all the dads who ask stupid questions
5 days ago
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Shy latte
6 days ago
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Did you know that they made Cars 3 in 2017, and it was a legacy sequel? 11 years between 1 and 3 is too short a gap for a legacy sequel if you ask me
6 days ago
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Writing a letter to everyone I know, apologising for the way I was 5 years ago. Repeating that every 5 years
7 days ago
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The way the fabric lined up has turned Mr Tickle into a Del Toro-esque nightmare creature
8 days ago
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The Fly (1986). What a gross movie. Positively festy. 5 stars
8 days ago
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Remember when Iain had a tiny mouth
9 days ago
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Just watched Godzilla Minus One. Pretty good. They made Godzilla scary and that was a good choice. The human drama was really well done and you’re not always asking “Where’s Poochie?” when they’re happening, which is rare for a kaiju movie
9 days ago
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What’s the average number of dreams people have where Weird Al comes to your town and you hang out with him before a concert? Because I’m probably doing it the normal amount of times per annum
10 days ago
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Bigger than Ben? Her?
10 days ago
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Katamari Pharmacy
12 days ago
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The gayer gender
15 days ago
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Check out this perfect halloumi. I’m da chef baby
15 days ago
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Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie really is great like everyone says. What a time
16 days ago
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Yeah I got a “Hidden Mickey” for you right here! (I pull down my pants and everyone is horrified at the shape of my genitals. More than that, they are concerned. Doctors are called. I’m ushered away for study. Medical journals are written about me. I am, of course, sued by the Disney corporation)
17 days ago
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This capsicum was pregnant
18 days ago
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A roommate is the coworker of the house
18 days ago
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Instead of games, I have spent twenty real-world dollars on an ebook of The Lord Of The Rings and will use my infant hostage time to finally read the books. I started today and am up to Bilbo disappearing after his speech at the party
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Making myself laugh thinking about a New Zealander saying “TikTok”
19 days ago
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Wanna make an app for an Australian company whose name starts with W? You better like the colour red
20 days ago
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Jesus had the right idea. Have a big dinner the night before Good Friday, then camp out in a cave by yourself until the long weekend’s finished
20 days ago
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Sonic the Hedgehog
20 days ago
Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II
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Teh Dingo is a Jerk
21 days ago
Bluesky is dying and allow me to show you this graph as proof
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In the early 1990s, following the success of the miniseries, Lucy Maud Montgomery’s family set up a phone line where fans could talk to the protagonist of the “Green Gables” series. At $1.99/minute, the service was shut down in less than three months. But many still speak fondly of PhonelyAnnes
21 days ago
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Paincakes
21 days ago
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(Doing normal things once the Cold & Flu tablets have kicked in) This is incredible, I feel so good. I bet this is what people feel like when they take drugs
22 days ago
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@johnweinert1.bsky.social
there was a John lookalike waiting at a bus stop this afternoon. I would’ve stopped but in was on the way to a daycare pickup. Thought you’d be interested to know
24 days ago
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It’s almost Easter, gotta get some HXBs
24 days ago
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Thus begins two days of the internet being even less usable than normal
24 days ago
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I really hate how gendered kids clothes are for non-licensed things. Girls stuff is all frilly and pink and “INNOCENT UNICORN PRINCESS” whereas boys clothes is all black or blue tshirts that say “I SHIT FARTS”
25 days ago
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Multi level marketing? Scam. Large language model? Scam. Any two-or-more combination of L and M is guaranteed to be a scam. If some sleazy guy starts spruiking some MML or LML thing to you in the next couple years, shoot him on sight
25 days ago
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Trying to find a game to play on my phone while I’m stuck on the couch with a newborn, I came across this list. As a result, I’ve decided to ban developers from the phrases “roguelike”, “roguelite”, and “deckbuilder” until they prove they can be responsible with them
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25 days ago
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This R has upset me
26 days ago
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You can’t put the toothpaste back in the genie
26 days ago
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Flossing my teeth the Japanese way (right to left, top to bottom)
29 days ago
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Someone please remind me that I need to buy some more tooth floss tomorrow
about 1 month ago
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Someone smarter than me might be able to do a better job of this. Basically I’ve been trying to make this very specific fact about the Somerton Man line up with the lyrics to the Roxette song “It Must Have Been Love”, but this is the best I can do. His note “Tamam Shud” Means “it’s over now”
about 1 month ago
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Humans are the only mammals who retain the ability to suck after infancy - as you can see from the below examples
about 1 month ago
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Rent/mortgage, petrol, and sometimes groceries (as a little treat)
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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When portmanteaus are worried they’re starting to drift apart, to save their relationship they often do a vowel renewal
about 1 month ago
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