Found your mum’s favourite ride at the park

CouriersPlease are so inept they deliver the wrong answers to their own questions

Here we are in South Australia, crime capital of the nation. Yes, and my phone is also a gun!

I can't know how to hear any more about GTA 6!

I usually put out some amount of olive oil into the thing when cooking, but out of curiosity I recently tried following a recipe to the letter and measured out one tablespoon of olive oil. That’s a lot of oil! Way too much! I refuse to believe there’s people out there regularly using that much oil

The Pitt was pretty good. Felt like a real TV show like how they used to make. Even though at some parts they’re just reading a Wikipedia article instead of writing real dialogue. But I do not advise watching both seasons in a couple weeks because it’s just exhausting that way

“Hey, hurry it up! I’m getting heaps younger here!” - Impatient Benjamin Buttons

Stop right now Thank you very much I need somebody with a human lunch

It’s sad and it’s sweet And I knew it complete When I stole a younger man’s clothes

Why do all unicorn horns look exactly the same? Doesn’t sound so “unic” to me!

One thing they never tell you about getting old is how getting dizzy by spinning around can make you feel so sick

(Sigh) okay sure

I knew that Nobody was a John Wick. But you never said it was also a Home Alone

I’m calling this month Straight Pride Month. Because I’m straight up proud of all my LGBTQIA+ friends for all that they do!

The other day, my almost-4-year-old pointed to my forehead and said “I wish I could drive race cars there” and when I asked why, he said, “Because it’s got lines. Like a race track”

Physician, healthy self

Hey look it’s the guy who plays Diver Dan and Faramir!

Since I became woke I’ve had to stop saying “H*nk sh*ooo” and “zzzz*zzzz”

I finished LOTR and am now reading the free edition of Dracula by Bram Stoker. You guys heard about this book?

Scrumbled eggs

Just watched Perfect Blue (1997) based solely on the fact it was one of those handful of renowned late 90s anime movies. Had no idea it was so damn intense. A psychological horror of all things! Good movie. Never want to watch it again

The thing nobody tells you about having a second child is that you have to continue raising the first one too

I’m gonna go eat my feelings. Anyone else want some?

Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X

Easy peasy lemon’s queasy

Quite telling he disabled replies after this

Was just going to post “Rag Geflex” and call it a day but then I realised I had just invented a new Star Wars character

Saruman turned evil because he used one of the seeing stones and ended up talking to Sauron, who also had one. Saruman didn’t have the strength of will to resist Sauron’s influence and slowly turned into a dictator. It’s a classic case of Palantír Fascistitis

Various and sundried tomatoes

New profile picture by the very talented @ladycelery.bsky.social

Sure

Weapons (2025 film). As they used to say at my school back in the day, "That was freaky." I liked it, and there were some good funny parts too (like the ending). Julia Garner's always good. Gladys was a great character but we don't need a goddamn prequel movie about it thank you. Okay goodnight

The fastest way is by train... fastest way is by train... by train...

Actually this is easily the worst thing Spotify have ever done

Oven-boasted vegetables

( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the

Great. Now we’ll never find them

Ghosting the Shell

Found out about The Budget. Not happy about it. Incredible that this is meant to be the most electable progressive government in the country. There is no future but for the wealthy

Cancelled in 1996, the greatest 'What if?' in gaming history. It would be a few more years before the world experienced the first fully 3D Sonic title.

The FFVII Remake games have made me change my long-standing pronunciation of Tifa, Mako, and (reluctantly) Yuffie. But there’s no way in hell I’m pronouncing Nanaki like that

I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away I don't know where my phone is

@fafenefenoiby.bsky.social I can’t seem to be able to message you on here. Anyway, do you have tickets for Lano & Woodley In Space? There’s two shows at the Canberra Theatre on Saturday 30th May

Profesional airworks, amateur spellers

Perfectly normal thing to say on a funeral details post

Sprinkling my loose pubes into the toilet like the Salt Bae guy

I don’t know what everyone’s thoughts are and I don’t care, but the Resident Evil movie trailer looked good. It’s not recreating the games, but man it has the vibe big time. Those are my thoughts. Hope you’re all having a good night