I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

johnny cash went really hard when he wrote hurt by nine inch nails

poetry flash!! all under $200!

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

victor and i keep going places and on the way home i’m like “was it just me or did that person keep fully turning around to look at us?” and it’s not just me because he’s noticing it too. it keeps being older people who just like, won’t stop turning and looking but i don’t know why or what they want

there’s a girl leaned out of her friend’s car right now complimenting every girl on the street and telling the men that they better be treating them right, and happy valentine’s day

romance movie where the couple meets while both editing the same document and their cursors keep hovering over each other

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

trying to update my wardrobe with things that are good quality (no synthetics), are clean and easy to wear but still unique and interesting, with cool artsy/alt flavor without being costumey and okay fine i’ll just learn how to sew

monty is chewing on paper

it’s my birthday! i’m 30! to celebrate i made this self portrait where i tried using screen tone for the first time to do the shadows. it was very fun and tricky, definitely going to do more of that in the future!

monty is chewing on a trophy

monty is chewing on coat hangers

they’re talking about bad bunny the way people used to talk about elvis

I'm going to put this out there for Seattle-area folks: I have free prescription Hill's k/d dry and wet food cat food if you know anyone with a cat in stage 3-4 kidney disease. I also have a low-entry pellet litter box and two sets of plastic pet stairs for less-mobile pets. Feel free to share wide!

is this anything

you NEED to see what i look like in the sunlight

going to dive into the murky waters at pemberley with a white shirt on, does anyone need anything

i made these three pieces for a group show happening at the purple door in portland, which opens next weekend! it’s my first time doing an art show so i’m super excited tons of cool original art for $75 each

Can we list some Fish names like Walleye and Spotted Gar? I could really name a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo

my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer

he’s just like me for real

also just sent an email. if you are a monthly nitro subscriber do the right thing and cancel your sub, and let them know why you cancelled.

Anyway do not, under any circumstances, for any reason, give your ID to a tech company or one of their subcontractors

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

marked as “safe” from Encountering BMW Driver

caleb love is on x games mode

i can’t wait to see 900 more posts about how no one knows who’s playing football at the bad bunny concert. i bet when i read it for the 901st time it will finally become hilarious

We kick off this Friday in NW Portland! Come by to meet new folks, see the themes, and brainstorm ideas for a new game! pigsquad.com/events-list/...

Flipped on Peecock’s Milanalo-Cortina coverage

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

I drew Ethel Cain in MacPaint from 1984 with a 25 year old mouse

this is what like 80% of my childhood art looks like btw, certified horse girl for life

i found lyrics i wrote when i was 15 and i need to go fall in a pit now

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

we still have to wait like four more days before we get to find out what jelly roll’s political beliefs are

Mods are asleep, post more spoilers for your #Playdate game that has references 90% of the audience are too young to remember

🪻✨ #art

i had to go outside to scare some cats having a fight away from each other and when i got back i realized i had not one, but two observers

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.

Seals

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

look at this cute little fig tattoo i got to do!!

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Bought this painting at goodwill today and I’m gonna fill it with animal crossing villagers. Donate at least $50 to the campaign below and put your favorite villager in the “dedicated to” field and I’ll add it to the painting until I run out of room.