made a little guy. a little buddy

what was the song elvis sang about having a sonic the hedgehog christmas without his loved one

feeling pretty nauseous, but nothing a shot of whiskey and vigorously and semi-successfully scrubbing black mold out of a plastic tub can’t help

obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

okay y’all, i have four new holographic stickers that i’m too excited about so i did a mini shop drop that i’ll keep up for the next week (orders should arrive in time for christmas) and then i’m shutting down and bracing for 2026. i have a big update planned! ladycelery.etsy.com

I'm becoming the jok-*remembers it's december* I'm becoming the grinch

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

is it good that my job can’t sing any of this truthfully

my biggest fear at every new job is that i’m sam richardson’s character in veep

Fall on your knees O hear the Borat voices My wife, is nice

When you take out the, “…and the internet is freaking out,” “…and fans can’t get enough,” and, “…and we’re here for it,” you’re left with headlines that just say like, “Jack White seemed to say tofu can be as good as ham.”

my speaker has bit the dust. once again, the kitchen god punishes me.

it’s interesting the amount of people that’ll jiggle on a bathroom door handle when the sign underneath is red and says DONT

Apple music: here are your top 15 songs, artists, and albums Spotify: You live falsely. Your preconceptions of all that surround you and all that is within you is a lie. We see your truth. We know your destiny. Your true form is a grandmother, dwelling on the banks of Alaska. Content, yet you yearn

look at me!! i am into music!

chuffed.org/project/1530... Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.

Wow can't believe the relentlessly advertised thing no one asked for that does a bad job at what it claims to do, uses a ton of resources, gets pushed into every product and makes them worse while also sometimes talking teens into ending their own lives is somehow failing to capture people's hearts.

5am dinner

it’s not nothing

despite all my rage I am still just

Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂 Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.

not exactly the same, but this reminded me of the other night when i got the go-ahead to shut down the kitchen and the bartender came in 15 mins later asking me if i can make catfish and chicken for these two couples who just walked in. “they might tip you!” ??? everything is already off! no!

does anybody know if I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

i am going to wake up in 5 hours to go to work and i am going to love it

Welcome my son Welcome to the machine Where have you been? It's all right, we know where you've been It was a rhetorical question

(Boston voice) I see my Marianne walking awaaay Aaaaaaaaaaaah^Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 🎸(I tried so) Hard, and got so far

#NewMusic by @jamesgameboy.bsky.social and friends is lyrically reminiscent of The Eels but with crunchier guitars and of course... gameboys. I enjoyed my listen - jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...

the lion does not concern himself with the save error message that’s popping up every fifteen seconds, especially when he’s made it very close to the end of the game

i missed daylight today

chuffed.org/project/1530... a reminder to give to ghalya, if you’re able!

victor almbum good

week 5 of my new job! time to redownload poached

chuffed.org/project/1384... my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!

chuffed.org/project/1530... a reminder to give to ghalya, if you’re able!

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines

🤘🏻🤘🏻 🎶teenagers they🎶 🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵

cool! the pizza button on my microwave heats up my pizza, but it also eliminates all of its moisture

i have jason funderberker hair today

i’m listening to Garbage in the kitchen and then I stepped out of the kitchen and the bartender is also listening to Garbage! i really do belong here

STUPID DUMB IDIOT FUCKING DESIGN

this king of the hill episode where buck takes hank to a coldstone-like ice cream parlor is insanely triggering.

the entire pub is singing along to Killing Me Softly

(long sigh) i think i might like jane’s addiction

chuffed.org/project/1530... Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.

weeping bitter tears over the pointed exclusion of Meat Puppets songs in both the Guitar Hero and Rockband franchises. the entirety of Up on the Sun would be so fun to play

weeping bitter teats