If a high ranking Democrat ever said "the NFL sucks" it would be looped endlessly on the news as proof of how out of touch Dems are for the next 40 years.

This is why you don't upload your ID anywhere!

we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

I regret to inform you but lighting the batter’s eye on fire after a home run would be so metal

laser went up to $170 this week if you are feeling up to throwing a poor doll some coin today 🙂‍↕️

Paperbacks of this book make excellent gifts and are a great way to support a lovely author and her lovely books

32 years ago baseball broke me. Now, realizing that that series was 32 (!!!) years ago, I am once again broken

Surely my department having a Friday afternoon "The Entire Department But Me" meeting is totally fine, right? Definitely nothing bad going to come of this, yeah?

Hello Aramark this is your lawyer and I am advising you now that it would have been okay, even preferable, to do 9 normal sized beers

So, late in it’s life, WCW wrestling got so insular and so focused on internet rumors that a significant portion of it’s screen time was dedicated to wink wink acknowledgments to internet fans and behind the scenes reporters to the detriment of everything else. That’s what Taylor Swift is like now

hey uhhh JB. my man? duder?

CBS is paying a former Soviet republic’s GDP for this

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

probably nothing that every single month-over-month economic adjustment right now is like "instead of a small gain we actually saw the largest loss in recorded history"

Oh wow, a red Sox first baseman let a crucial ball get past him in a big playoff game?

my friend who worked for Porsche had a coworker who got detained at the airport because when customs asked why he was traveling he said "for the new 911" meaning the car

Oh my god the caption right under the picture makes it even worse.

Damn it, I'm finally gonna have to cave and get Hidive, aren't i?

No, I agree. A book is there to serve me, which is why I read only alternate words, to see if it's worth reading the other 50%. "Call Ishmael. years—never how precisely—little no in purse, nothing to me shore, thought would about..." see, virtually gibberish, authors are so rubbish.

if only anyone involved in these conversations had the ability to remove the well known public bad actors who stated in advance that their goal in coming here was to create negative interactions with the early adopters who built this fucking site. oh well, uwu catboy memes right?

They have filed for eviction. If I can get caught up, I should be okay but yeah. That will mean my kids, cats and I will all be without housing. Assistance has been denying me. I need a lot of help.

This is exactly why raiding SEPTA's capital funds is such a terrible idea. Service cuts may be briefly delayed only for disaster to force cuts anyways. SEPTA has been underfunded for decades. Republicans, like Picozzi, proposed an unserious worse-than-nothing deal.

Sama'a's baby, Talia, is suffering from the heat and insects in their tent. Please, please give what you can to help.

actually snorted out loud when I opened the last one

mind you this is the same team that didn’t think to blacklist the n word as a username here

Comparing this to how they literally called in the National Guard when the guy who did it was carjacked makes me think of that Twain quote about how the Versailles era was also a Reign of Terror

Just came up with a plan to save the Democratic party

In 1992, a millionaire playboy died in Mexico in the ruins of his Love Joy Palace Ashram. Almost thirty years prior, he handed Dr. Harry Benjamin a blank check and set the stage for trans healthcare as we know it today.

I hope people understand just how horrifying this is as a trans person. You could just be getting in with your life, not doing anything to hurt anyone - and suddenly you find yourself dragged into a horrible legal case where the press is painting your going to the toilet as somehow predatory.

When the camera turns around 🤙🫡

Oh my god, I finally got a third Orpiment Demiatma.... IM FREE!!

Ok, I guess we're just not doing sweeps this year, why not

Best crowd in baseball

Luxury taxes in sports are a great way to see whether your team's owner is parasitic coward or actually wants to win.

I know and love a bunch of these people and if you haven't had a chance to try their writing, I urge you to do so. If you love sapphic/lesbian romance, give them your eyes(and hopefully money 🥺👉👈)

I have a handy "tip sheet" for Europeans who want to avoid US tipping culture while eating here:

If you read through the article what you'll learn is that these two locations were never licensed to perform abortions. What women are losing is STI testing, cancer screenings, and contraception. The GOP is targeting every single one of those things.

Fourteen years ago, they tried to conjure up a racist panic by saying that Obama was having a “hip hop bbq on the lawn of the White House”. Ever since then, I’ve been saying, just do the fucking thing — they’re going to say you did it anyway. www.anildash.com/2018/01/19/h...

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

y'all need to REALLY REALLY YELL ABOUT THIS. leave messages, send emails, call them when theyre in their offices tomorrow, YOU NEED TO BE LOUD ABOUT THIS. www.congress.gov/members/find...

In case it feels like the #Eagles are getting killed by penalties when the defense is on the field, well...

Oh no, AL Central what are you doing...

Urrgggfh, someone on this training call I'm leading is having their microphone pick up their speaker audio, and I do *not* like what I'm hearing come back out 😭