Every WBC team hitting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Every WBC team pitching: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

Loving these Dennis Martinez shoutouts. Bring baseball back to Montreal.

Imagine this kind of excitement was just a normal part of MLB.

@meakoopa.bsky.social 's MR A

The reason you so many of the most annoying Twitter Politics guys are sticking by Platner has nothing to do with the candidate or policy and more to do with the fact that they can never have been wrong. I was excited about him for a bit and now I am not. Very easy thing to say if you are normal.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-" You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go

markwayne is just enyawkram backwards

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt” I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

Jose Contreras’ son is: - 17 years old - still in high school - just got Byron Buxton to fly out

Never doubt our sweet prince 😤

... it was actually name i could convincingly do a decent signature for.

Pulled into work just as we rolled over to the goofy number

Please help Tess right now. She’s almost there.

It's Bandcamp Friday, and of course, I have an band. The Crystal Furs are where Steph, Rowan, and I wrote and perform a lot of the songs that are now in Magica Riot, plus more. If you like jangly guitar pop and crunchy alt rock in various combos you might like us. crystalfurs.bandcamp.com

(trains a model based on the output of the first generation of humans to have generalized anxiety across an entire population) oh no the computer has anxiety

getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

Cristopher Sánchez for Curtis Mead is the only trade I can think of that looked like it was trending as a Fregosi-for-Ryan type deal for *years* one way and is going to end up being a Fregosi-for-Ryan deal *the other way*

This happens in almost every Republican administration. This and disastrous war in the Middle East

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

sequel to the l-word called the s-word but it's just lesbians showing off their sword collections for an hour

Looks if Dems had kept their whole coalition together, this would have passed. But hey, maybe we'll pick up a handful of Republican votes this fall for that! /s

In The Wrong Place On Trans

As Rachel points out on her Instagram, notice that the guy at the front has a Totenkopf on his quarter zip. That's why Maine Democrats should not let anyone displaying Nazi symbols near the United States Senate

a lot of people are hung up on the library bullshit which tells me that the whole “you should be 24/7 sexually available to me because I don’t see you as human” is just regular background noise

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

Insane to read this and then remember like 74% of the reason he’s president now is expensive fucking omelettes

a public utility does not need to turn a profit. this is intentional.

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

Holy fuck this is how they report "Senator breaks veteran's arm"

Despite having the same last name, David Byrne and Rose Byrne are not father and daughter, as you might assume. They are, instead, best friends.

So the thing about being trans is you go from barely existing to loving life and then everyone who isn’t trans wants us to be quiet and polite at best while we’re exploding with the first real joy we’ve ever experienced So Anyone who thinks we need to be civil and quiet can fuck all the way off

as far as i can tell four out of the twenty films here have explicitly queer side characters and that's it. half of them are only there because there's a hot male lead and also a hot female lead which makes them inherently bisexual somehow

Looked up at the gym tv to see the dodgers-reds score and make a little joke to myself about it being a football score and IMMEDIATELY they put that padres score up in the corner as if to make me feel like a fool

This is one of those things that is less sexy to talk about but is unequivocally a war crime

MY DAUGHTER PLAYING PRETEND AT THE PLAYGROUND: “Look, Dad! I’m watching the Sixers game!” ME: “oh yeah??” HER: “Yeah. They’re not winning.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

i think when we get a final reckoning of how much Noem has personally profited from her office this question might answer itself

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

The statue is modeled after a 1950s Texas Ranger who fought to keep schools segregated. The pose of the statue was taken from an image of him standing at a school, alongside a white mob and with a Black man hanging in effigy. Fuck the Rangers.

Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

"Young Americans are rejecting the premise that we liberate people by bombing them, it must be the dark magic of Phone"

on this team and gonna keep saying: behind the extremely thin veneer of concern and responsibility of anti-Bluesky takes is the desperate attempt to portray something that is obviously their problem as though it were our problem. nice try. go with God, have a blessed day