Charlie Kirk’s widow is going through the five stages of grift.

“I don’t think your comparison is appropriate” Luckily, I don’t give a fuck what you think, nameless numberhead man.

For the last time, the MOTHMAN was just looking for his KEYS.

Any artists out there have a solid print selling site that handles all the particulars when selling art? Not super happy with the quality of Redbubble or Society6, anyone have any other suggestions?

The weather today was like…

Cancel your Disney plus subscription and put that money towards some creators you like 👌🏾

The New York Times has basically been The Daily Stormer for a decade. 15 billionaires own every major media outlet in the US, and they are hunky-dory with Trumpghanistan.

So...just a live video feed of everything he says.

"Oh yeah, well under Trump the S&P 500 is up 10.8%!" No, it's down -2.2%. You see, young dipshit, the dollar has dropped 13% and...

Despite the evil which grips the land, we still honour the ancient rituals.

Last night, on #DeltaGreen

"But your honour, I am Pagliacci."

Nixon: hey guys, burgle the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate hotel. Send tweet

What middle class? People are buying groceries with a mortgage.

Dude, you don’t have a government or a president.

“As a lifelong Democrat I didn’t know what to make of Reinhard Heydrich. I have since spent several lunch breaks watching his creation of the Warsaw ghetto (FULL videos) and have come away with the impression that we got him all wrong. The reaction from my side of the Reichstag has really made me.”

Emil Bove should be fighting Captain America on the Golden Gate Bridge for possession of the Hate-ray, not serving a lifetime position on the federal bench.

Step one is the democrats getting on every possible medium saying: constitutional order and the rule of law have been shattered — not will be shattered — but that they are not operating and that the current “government” is more like an ongoing criminal conspiracy.

The Trump Doctrine is: what’s the stupidest thing that can possibly happen in any situation; do that.

Is that bad thing worse than pretending to be allies, installing a corrupt regime, pledging eternal friendship, pouring hundreds of billions of dollars through the country to launder them, and then suddenly breaking all commitments and promises? Because I don't think you have a bomb for that.

Bob Iger's next board meeting at #Disney

This will end — a decade or two from now — with someone coming upon a huge bone pile in the everglades.

Honestly, if you can leave the U.S., you most definitely should. It's on the death-ride. There's no way out of the current mess without a lot of violence.

Oh. Was it because Charlie Kirk was a humungous piece of shit?

Some government is going to quietly get Shor’s algorithm running on a quantum machine before 2030 and bitcoin is going to be fucking toast.

If you could actually predict the end of a world-bestriding empire by looking at its past, that empire would never end. It is the job of the future to be obnoxiously novel, and then, like a card trick, make that bizarre outcome seem fated to have always occurred that way.

You have to love the naivety of Americans currently arguing Presidential election strategies for 2028. Seriously guys, when the fuck are you going to wake up? You have masked secret police wandering your streets disappearing people and the first amendment is dead. My lord.

Honestly, this is good news for the rest of the world. It's really fucking hard to build cruise missiles when your best scientists are home-schooled flat-earthers who measure in cubits.

Oh, so you mean like the rest of America and Trump.

"US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve" Oh no, we're so sorry. Oh wait I mean, fuck off you enormous fascist piece of shit. An invasion of Canada would make Fallujah look like a Saturday Farmer's market.

"Jimmy Kimmel and Disney Working to Reach Compromise to Bring His Show Back" Translation: "DISNEY+ IS GONE! NO, STEVE, I CHECKED IT TWICE. GONE! NO ONE IN THE DATABASE! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. SHOULD I CALL IGER? CALL IGER! FUCK-"

The 100k per year H1B cost absolutely fucking guarantees US tech supremacy is over. Good job, Donnie.

It would please me to no end if Disney+ lost half of their subscribers in a day.

Stop trying to teach the GOP that Antifa is a concept and not a group. They know this, they just need a label for the people they’re going to shoot in the head and bury in a lime pit behind a Home Depot.

If you try and be too nice to people, Nazis are going to become EVEN MORE Nazi, so, you know, watch out.

IDGAF

Dear billionaire dipshits. If people have no jobs, they cannot buy the things you sell. If you cannot sell things, you do not make more money.

You absolutely do not have to hand it to Ted Cruz. Man, fuck that guy.

Only if voting actually works.

So, the Canadian Conservative Party are fucking idiots. Oh. No, you misunderstand me, that wasn't a question. If you are a member of the CPC, you are a fucking moron, full stop.

Disney’s PR department this morning

When I became a VP for Warner Bros. in 2013, I was brought into a preview viewing of MAN OF STEEL before release. BUT! Before the film was the storm fight from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (no storm FX yet). After the movie, I was questioned by other WB VPs. What did you think about MOS? Well, it was stupid.

Me in the security line at the airport when they ask if I have anything in my pockets...

These are steps along a spectrum. Next up is citizen protestor disappearances. Then just open mowing down of protestors. At the rate the Constitution was made entirely irrelevant, I expect to see both before the year's end.

“If people are uneducated and stupid, there’s not much you can do. People like being stupid. But don’t make it easy for them. Argue, and argue with them.” -the last letter of Tomáš G. Masaryk, the founder of Czechoslovakia, written 88 years ago, and practically SHRIEKING to the people of today

“What exactly turned BioWare into such a hot mess?” EA. Next question.