Americans?

A reporter, preferably a woman reporter, should fucking DUNK on the President on camera whenever something like this occurs. Something as simple as, “I’m not going to be spoken to by a criminal rapist who shits himself on television live in the Oval Office.” Snap back at him. Mock him. RETORT.

NBC is editing the horror completely out of the Trump regime, what’s a little booing?

“In business”

I’m hearing that J.D. Vance is an enormous piece of festering shit shaped roughly into human form and then shoveled into a suit. Anyone else hearing anything about this?

Artists assign their path and hardships to all artists. Were they supported by a spouse or loved one while they worked to make their art a success? Then ALL artists must have done that. I never did. I struggled, yes, of course, but I was never supported by anyone else.

We’re gonna need a smaller violin.

This makes a ton of sense. Sounds like some questions should be asked of Bezos and Cook as well. They each jumped JUST A LITTLE TOO HIGH when commanded to do so. Especially Apple.

Cuties

Nailed it bsky.app/profile/drgo...

“Do you think it possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

Morning bitches! Your job will trick you into thinking otherwise as it squeezes the last ounce of joy from you, but: Your company is not your home, your team is not your family and your co-workers are not your siblings. Your job is not who you are. Do what makes you happy, but don’t hurt anyone.

This is a post about American politics

Last night, on #DeltaGreen.

I’m really very upset David Lynch never got to be on The Muppet Show.

This is America. Own it.

If you hate and want to destroy crazed, racist pedophiles who are bent on ending the world to make just one more buck, that doesn’t make you “as bad as them”. Sorry. If you believe that’s true you are like 80% of the problem.

Once again respected in the world…as a world class piece of shit.

Every public appearance by anyone in the Trump regime should be a game of “am I going to be pelted with shit?” Dear Americans, NONE of them should be permitted ANYWHERE without (at the very fucking least) being continuously booed. Once again, Europe humiliating Americans when it comes to freedom.

…in like 1986 or so.

Tolkien wrote epics about destroying evils like Palmer Luckey.

You could probably overhand throw him out of the bar.

We’re currently waiting for the new shipment of the Agent’s Handbook, which has been delayed on the road to the warehouse, to arrive before we go live. It’ll be the first time the slipcases will be available in some time. Keep an eye out here. I’ll make an announcement when it’s live! Cheers!

“Talent is a gatekeeping mechanism” I swear to the lord, every time I think someone has dug to the bottom to find the most inane thing that could ever be said, motherfuckers break out a jackhammer.

Because their leader owns America.

I was recommended a recent-ish horror novel, a best seller, and it was execrable. Like Dan Brown levels of garbage. I struggled through half of it thinking “this is so obvious and dumb it must be a fake out” and suffered through the rest to make certain it wasn’t a fake out. It was TERRIBLE.

If Watchmen were written today, Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan breaking into SpaceX would discover that Elon Musk was behind the worldwide conspiracy after puzzling out his computer password was 5318008 and reading the fateful email: “Here’s a bullet point list of all the crimes I did (with evidence)”

Solemnly throw ziploc bags of urine.

It really is amazing I have to say this to artists and writers but DO NOT USE GOOGLE SOFTWARE FOR YOUR WRITING OR ART, OR FUCK, EMAIL TOO. Seriously. My lord.

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Twice. Like a bunch of rubes.

Oh, he’s a very common brand of fascist: the ROTC/History Channel/Eastern Front Enthusiast type.

Ridiculous

“Bubble is not a bubble, senior executive at Bubble Maker Inc. says — Reuters”

The conflation of wealth and intelligence is so fundamentally foolish and demonstrated to be false in so many places and ways, it’s always amazing to me when someone trots it out. I think it’s pretty definitively clear that extreme wealth corresponds to psychopathy, not intelligence.

<Donna Summer’s ‘I Feel Love’ plays slowly>

“That was I. That was me. That was the author of this book”

DO NOT PANIC, GUYS! I’ve been told that I’ve been “overreacting” when it comes to this subject since…um 2016 or so. And the people who keep telling me everything is fine have been <checks notes> um…wrong about everything (ha ha, that can’t be right?) so far. But I’m sure it will all work out.

The American government is basically just an exceptionaly well armed pedophilia-enabling service.

CRAPBOX AND XOOG MERGER FLOOPED ON THE HOOPLE FOR PLOP BOPUP, SOURCES SAY -- WTF

You live in a dictatorship.

NIMBY, but, you know, for death camps.

“Here’s why RFK Jr. Disagrees”

You may have noticed that everything Trump has ever said is a lie, and that, for some reason, America has taken it upon itself to fail, again and again, to actually inflict any repercussions on him.

The creator of this slide today:

At this point, they should just keep going. Save the international coalition in 2037 the problem.