What if I teach the Quokkas to feed themselves?

People show up in threads and make entirely pointless statements that have nothing to do with the thread. About half the time, it's because they can't read. The other half, it's just because they're idiots. I'm begging you to remember, it's completely fine to have nothing to say.

You never made it to 250.

"...and then I send her into the President's filthy bedroom."

As someone currently suing several AI companies for stealing my writing and art…

It's the last 4 days! Get a huge amount of #DeltaGreen — YEARS of gameplay — for just a little cash. SPREAD THE WORD AND GET IN THERE, AGENTS!

Bobson Dugnutt.

Help me. My SpaceX. She is sick.

This has gone beyond discourse, voting, or law. This will only end when Republicans are dragged from their offices, subjected to a public tribunal, and hung for treason. They are working up their steam to kill you. Believe it.

Finding the middle ground with fascists is only possible if you become a fascist.

I keep seeing how stupid the Republicans are. How they don't understand. How they are flailing. But if the Republicans do whatever they want without any restrictions, you might want to think about what that makes the opposition.

Listen everyone, it's Mel Brooks's 100th birthday today. Let's hear it for a defender of good art. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks!

My brain parsed this image of Ritchson as if the kid on the left was a fully grown adult, and my mind was like "OK, makes sense."

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This is Canadian for “Trump is a little bitch.”

The current state of the AI bubble in one screenshot

“We’ll see what the people like better! Doing nothing or…the thing those other guys…are doing.”

Cool. Incidentally, what does gasoline cost again?

It’s almost like 50 years teaching the world to get money at any cost as long as you’re not caught was not a sound foundational ethos or something.

“Thanks for commenting on America from CANADA!” No problem. Incidentally if you didn’t spend so much time threatening us we’d love to never have to think about you again. Truth be told, you’re kind of shit.

Hamilton council voted 15–1 to stop datacentre development while the city writes regulations for the facilities. @apasek.bsky.social and I think it isn't really a Hamilton story. Hamilton is the first domino in an urgent national conversation. gift: www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/1c12514... #HamOnt

First off, I hope someone destroys the reflecting pool (if anything is left) next, I encourage the FBI to come on by anytime so I can show them how bear spray works.

I repost because it’s endlessly applicable.

This is the same as saying there’s no hope for their model of #videogames. Fortnite and Roblox are basically not even games; they’re interactive ads.

Every poll: Maybe not bad stuff? 50% Diarrhea forever 50%

“But have you considered this thing I’ve just pulled out of my ass that has absolutely nothing to do with your post?”

The duality of man

The truths of the #videogame industry, by a veteran: -There are no full-time jobs in production, only contract gigs that pretend to be full-time, but which last about 2-years, or until the project is shipped. -The C-suite are the only "safe" roles. -Games are a side effect of selling companies.

The Democratic establishment crash-out is a wonderous thing to see. A bunch of people, their organization named after democracy, unable to handle the results of just a few popular elections, appealing to the unspoken rules of a club they thought belonged exclusively to them. Let's do it everywhere.

Watching SpaceX crash like...

The Democratic Party: YOU BETTER GET IN LINE WITH THE STATUS QUO! The Status Quo: Masked secret police shooting and disappearing people without warrants or due process and people getting 30-year sentences for making booklets about what an asshole the President is.

America is a Christofascist Dictatorship. This is not an opinion.

TELL me about it.

I have dreams…

Musk's SpaceX sours very quickly with a sudden plummet in value. The $400bn hit to SpaceX's market capitalisation ranks as the second-biggest one-day loss suffered by any company. ft.trib.al/8gUrR2Z

That actor from The Americans and Widow's Bay has his Oscar on lock for this biopic when Anthropic all falls apart.

I’m guessing that today, the real Nicolas Cage could steal the real Declaration of Independence, no problem.

Nothing works. Airlines. Copyright. Making movies. College. Retirement. Mass transit. Medicine. Housing. Investment. Everything is a scam, or on its way to becoming a scam. Nothing works and it’s by design, because every hitch in the process is another way for the rich to make more money.

It’s really funny watching Musk whine about his USAID cuts killing people because it implies he thinks that that awful episode is all that stands between him and a positive public image, and it’s like dude, the reasons everyone on the planet hates you are like infinity-deep. Don’t sweat it.

Welcome to the vibe economy.

Oh man. WTF. Thanks for all the art. Take it easy, Ron. Rest now.

Wow. It’s almost like if you make promises while running and then actually do them when you’re elected, people like that. Incredible breakthrough in election technology. Has anyone told the “moderate” democrats? Good work everyone.

A man just went to prison for 30 years for having a box of magazines that made fun of the President. Masked secret police arrest and kill without warrant or due process. Moderation is not possible unless you embrace fascism. And if you do, you are the obstacle to be removed.

Listening to a Democratic party apparatchik whine about "stolen resources" for candidates like Mamdani first thing in the morning is just not a great way to start the day.

Is this the party that ceded <checks notes> the Constitution? You should probably sit down.

Someone just got a 30-year sentence in America for moving a box of zines. Your country is so fucked beyond all measure that there is nothing worthwhile to save. Knock it all down, start again.