Dave (The Splatter)
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Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
pinned post!
A dear friend of mine from my Kansas City days is in need of help, so I said I would spread the word and see what I could do.
gofund.me/d5967eb13
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Donate to Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless, organized by Catherine Boese
My grandmother passed away and I was living in her home that had been… Catherine Boese needs your support for Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless
https://gofund.me/d5967eb13
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DEC. 1st | 2025
#MutualAid🧵
: Please feel free to post your mutual aid links below & I will repost each one of them! 💕 ALT text your images! Don't forget to add 💸💕 to your MA posts & 🍉 on Palestinian MA boosts. Love y'all, 🌃Noah
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Remixing this with this DEVO song.
youtu.be/Bp2tQ75pTD0?...
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about 18 hours ago
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🎶 "She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair She's touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a strong floor and a noooooooo... ceiling." 🎶
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I'm going to watch this on loop and feel way better about the Eagles.
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about 21 hours ago
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Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑
about 21 hours ago
I don’t know what’s happening, but it’s getting cold.
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You're making me regret buying some Mirepoix* before the weekend, and I am now sad. (*Premade, no room for a stock pot.)
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about 21 hours ago
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Strong floor, no ceiling, $2000 a month, no pets, no smoking, 650 credit score and 10 references required. Fees will apply.
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"There once was a bomb in Nantucket..."
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
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Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
https://www.wired.com/story/poems-can-trick-ai-into-helping-you-make-a-nuclear-weapon/
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"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" Wasn't that the name of a low-budget Kung-Fu movie?
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John Leavitt
1 day ago
Sound off good cookbooks in the responses, everyone give someone you know a cookbook and maybe they will give you one and we can survive the cyber apocalypse
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Noah Fisk || 📌 || $0/60 - groceries
1 day ago
NOV. 30th | 2025
#MutualAid🧵
: Please feel free to post your mutual aid links below & I will repost each one of them! 💕 ALT text your images! Don't forget to add 💸💕 to your MA posts & 🍉 on Palestinian MA boosts. Love y'all, 🌃Noah
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I think I've let out enough gas now where I can get some sleep.
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman)
1 day ago
Tonight's
#SpaceApeCinema
feature is available on the Archive and a great one on Vimeo at the links below as well as some streaming services. Watch for an alternate shortly before the show as well. Vimeo:
vimeo.com/876575976
Archive:
archive.org/details/yoji...
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman)
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#SpaceApeCinema
tonight at 1AM E, our salute to Tatsuya Nakadai continues with a film that needs no description. Take one of the greatest directors, add one of his favorite film genres: the American Western, and you get a Japanese classic with all the true grit and then some. Join us for YOJIMBO.
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No. Watch this instead.
youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...
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OK, one more... Post your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman)
4 days ago
#SpaceApeCinema
this Saturday night at 1AM, if you've woken from your food coma, we're continuing our memorial salute to Tatsuya Nakadai with one of the most memorable films of his career. Brash, bloodthirsty, armed. Nakadai believes the way of the gun is already here in Kurosawa's YOJIMBO.
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TattooedHorrorGranny
2 days ago
Grab the leftovers, rest your feet and join a Saturday
#WatchParty
#StewARama
#SupernaturalSaturday
#Riffotronic
#Splatterday
#Svengoolie
#HorrorWatch
#FrightClub
#MonochromeCreeps
#TOSSatNight
#SpaceApeCinema
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Thea Sabin
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Join
#Riffotronic
tonight at 8 ET/5 PT for The Deadly Hands of Kung Fu, an infamous BruceSploitation movie with early mo lei tau aspects and a copyright-defying cast of characters that includes James Bond, Zatoichi, and Dracula. No, not making that up. Playlist:
buff.ly/299J1bM
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"BOOOOOGER!"
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Frank (he/him)
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Thea Sabin
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Join
#Riffotronic
tonight at 8 ET/5 PT for The Deadly Hands of Kung Fu, a completely nonsensical Bruce Lee ripoff movie, where "Bruce Lee" fights Dracula, Clint Eastwood, and the Exorcist in the underworld with the help of Popeye the Sailor. Delightfully awful. Playlist:
buff.ly/299J1bM
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Uncle Duke
2 days ago
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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Pretty sure most of those came last night between 3 and 6:30. 🦅
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@profanity.accountant
Have I been that foul-mouthed this year?
2 days ago
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Forgot to post this at 5.
#NowPlaying
wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
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Jay Kelly!: Bob Barth's One Night Stand
Tonight we dive into Jay Kelly — the upcoming 2025 dramedy from filmmaker Noah Baumbach. The film stars George Clooney as Jay Kelly, a Hollywood icon forced to confront the illusions he’s built his li...
https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/158700
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John Foley
2 days ago
Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - November 29
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Noah Fisk || 📌 || $0/60 - groceries
3 days ago
NOV. 29th | 2025
#MutualAid🧵
: Please feel free to post your mutual aid links below & I will repost each one of them! 💕 ALT text your images! Don't forget to add 💸💕 to your MA posts & 🍉 on Palestinian MA boosts. Love y'all, 🌃Noah
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman)
3 days ago
Eh, why the hell not? Tonight at 10E, we're just not going to wait for January's New Year New Shows month. Join us for M.A.N.T.I.S. as we prepare to celebrate our annual
#GHWP
"Worst Christmas Ever" all December instead of just the Friday before Christmas. The western superhero spotlight is on.
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#GHWP Friday - YouTube
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tVGZUMIrDU0px_PnWPEH33LXMYvJ1fb&si=U9w2J1QrJOP7wHlY
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TattooedHorrorGranny
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It's never a Black Friday when you join a
#WatchParty
#FFBMovieNight
#FolkHorrorFriday
#FrightClub
#GHWP
#BMovieManiacs
#CultShelf
Follow tags for more information
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Dan O’Sullivan
12 months ago
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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Does paying your phone bill count as spending money on Black Friday?
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Ummm... ... Pizza party? *ducks*
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Merrill: "Any rebroadcast of this game... I don't think we have to worry about that."
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Melyssa
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Parker Molloy
3 days ago
I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
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WIP callers warming up for the Postgame show:
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3 days ago
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Someone on the Eagles needs to have this kind of meeting Monday morning.
3 days ago
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public health guy 🦃
3 days ago
the philadelphia eagles
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Dr. Amanda J Summers
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youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0?...
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The boos got to them. Good.
3 days ago
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Go Sixers Go
3 days ago
This is why we stink now
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