#WatchPartyAlert for Wed. 12/24/25 #CryptStatic 8 P ET. VHS rip available on IA here--->archive.org/details/a-ch... A slightly cleaner upload also available on the OK site here--->ok.ru/video/291656... If you use the OK link start 1 minute later. The VHS IA upload includes the warning and such.

This Tuesday at 9 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf fo some holiday dread with WHO SLEW AUNTIE ROO? The hostess of a holiday party for orphans is not all she is cracked up to be! You can find the movie on Amazon Prime, Tubi, and MGM Plus!

Awesome. Tubi wants me to choose from 4 other Norris films. I choose bed. Thanks @rsmon77.bsky.social and #impromptutheater pals. Take care. See ya soon.

Finishing the night with a pint of chocolate HD. Added in a few rollos. #impromptutheater

That's a lot of tanks. #impromptutheater In an American city.

I actually moved to duck out of the way of the old man. #impromptutheater

The way the creative process works, at least with me, this entire movie would have been written around that one line. #impromptutheater

The mall at Christmas time in the 80's. I remember it like it was yesterday. Feels like it in a lot of ways. #impromptutheater

The white cop with the shades, I can't be sure but I think he was in the ep. of Rockford we watched on Sunday. #impromptutheater

Strategically placed coors/coors light throughout the film. #impromptutheater

hat I like and repect about Cannon films is no matter what's going on story wise, theresized action scene every 7-12 mins. #impromptutheater

I had a little portable b&w tv like that. I think my aunt Karen gave it to me for HS graduation. #impromptutheater

Those swmp/air boats look like they'd be a wild ride. Fun. #impromptutheater

Armadillo by far the best actor #impromptutheater

I bet they actually rented that hotel room and shot there. #impromptutheater

illy Drago. I loved him as the bad guy in Adventures of Brisco County Jr. #impromptutheater

At 107 mins. this would be considered 'plot heavy' for a Cannon film. #impromptutheater

Hooray! Oh, wait....#impromptutheater

This is probably my favorite Norris. And I'm really stoned at the moment. #impromptutheater

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all at #Cinemon ! I’ll be hosting INVASION USA on #ImpromptuTheater later tonight and WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? on #CultShelf Tuesday! Have a great week!

Sing it K.D. Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and @soxonthebrain.bsky.social and #cinemon sters. Happy holidays. Take care. See ya soon. youtu.be/K1pPXt5Zc1w...

"Paquito's family is poor." "Are they father?" What a great ending. #cinemon

If you're going to be up for awhile #impromptutheater at 9 P PT has some Christmas cheer(tubi, prime)....#cinemon

I miss mini golf courses. #cinemon

If you would like some company on Christmas eve we are going ahead with the scheduled #cryptstatic because we think that's what Bryan would want and we can get together and enjoy a great film and remember him. #cinemon

Cher had a sepcial on this weekend. I didn't watch it but someone I know did and said she was singing to a backing track of herself. Weird. #cinemon

I got an infused blunt yesterday that was twice as much as much as the ones I usually get, but was 50% off so thought I'd try it. It's the size of a Swisher Sweet. At least an 1/8th of herb in it. Pretty tasty. And STRONG. #cinemon

"Did I mean all that?" #cinemon

What a room. #cinemon

#CryptStatic 48 hours. 12/24 at 8 P ET. Free viewing link will be provided for all who would like to join in.....

This Monday at 9 PM Pacific on #ImpromptuTheater , we celebrate the holidays with INVASION U.S.A! An army of terrorists make their way to our shores, and Chuck Norris is there to send them back home in bodybags! You can the movie on Amazon Prime and Tubi!

Note: The #SundayFunnies event on mastodon is featuring probably the greatest 4 year run(1984-1987) in film history. 1 P ET. Free viewing link provided for each film....everyone is welcome....#tcmparty

LOTS of empty seats in Baltimore tonight..................

Why were you so surprised that you never saw the stranger? Did you ever let your lover see the stranger in yourself." That was a trip. Glad I could join in. Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and #spaceapecinema pals. Take care. See ya soon.

so it was a set up? Fot what purpose? #spaceapecinema

Okay. That door in back that opened to what? #spaceapecinema

Still not sure about that other lady. They don't show her very often. #spaceapecinema

This wou;d be a good super hero origin story. Like Darkman. #spaceapecinema

It finally hit me. He kind of reminds me of judge Ito from the OJ trial. #spaceapecinema

This is David Lynch level weird. #spaceapecinema

Doesn't seem to hold up for very long. Not really long enough to be practical. #spaceapecinema

This is exactly like before but now with a face. I'm fucking lost again. #spaceapecinema

He's certainly not drawing any attention. Mission accomplished I guess. #spaceapecinema

Assuming the idea is to make it look as real/natural as possible, but the fake beard.....#spaceapecinema

And what's wrong with him that he needs a rubber face. How did it happen? Sorry. I'm mega baked. If I just need to shut up and watch tell me. I don't know how much I miss when I type a comment. #spaceapecinema

so that girl at the weapons plant with the nessed up face: Does she have a rubber face and that's what happens; or is she not able to get one because it's too expensive? Could be either. Anybody know? And if the second, how did she get that way? #spaceapecinema

Well now who's this lady. With the peeeling face? #spaceapecinema

I love movies like this that just go all in and don't really hurry in clearing anything up. A Clockwork Orange would be a really well known example. #spaceapecinema

Yeah. This is more than a little weird. One of those films that creates a whole seperte reality. #spaceapecinema