Um... *gestures at the majority of people following me that won't require me to say a single word*

I've never wanted chili spaghetti more in my life. As comfort foods go, it is phenomenal. But my diet doesn't allow for high carbs and the noodle alternatives just don't deliver the right endorphins. If I tried to make the regular stuff again, it would wreck my blood sugar and make me sick.

This little six year old feral just sat in my lap for the first time tonight. It's still secondhand because her adopted big brother Lando is here, but I always knew that if I ever had an in with her, he was going to be it. I never thought I'd get one at all. Torties are built different.

Thank God Pokémon Pokopia isn't on mobile or Steam. Then it'd be like me saying Candlejack and then I'd b

Are you telling me they gave us a disabled, poorly pigmented, overachieving Pikachu?! I FEEL VERY SEEN RIGHT NOW

Steve-O has been a real one for a while. Being compassionate while using Joe Rogan's mic is a cardinal sin and I commend anybody that commits it in the face of a deliberate absence of reason. It's literally Rogan's job to support violence and chaos. He gets paid for blood in and out of arenas.

"The voters did it." "The voters wanted this." "Too many idiot voters." Faceless numbers mixed with made-up statistics while the people who want the numbers their way continue to stand on stages and in front of cameras and say no underhanded method of getting those numbers is beneath them.

One Night in Bangkok was such a nerd anthem and no one ever gave them any shit for that.

If nothing else, the sheer athleticism on display in Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills is pretty awesome. Like this slide into action? Smooth. The actual fighting was bizarrely edited, but yeah, the stuntpeople were great at what they did. And I'm guessing that floor was bouncy.

Absolute trash. The author did not speak to a single medical professional and the article does not contain a shred of evidence that effeminate gay boys are being bamboozled into thinking they're trans. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Awkward bisexual love triangles in Showa Godzilla movies walked so Monarch Legacy of Monsters could run.

Nice little reference to an unexpected classic kaiju in Monarch season 2.

Space ark. Top floor of a skyscraper. Underground bunker. Shelters for the rich and greedy and warmongers fleeing justice are all the same. #Cinemon

300 years into the future and the most advanced computer before the apocalypse was a CoCo 3. #Cinemon

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Don't say penetrating, Leonard. #Cinemon

What does inviting her to sit in a car with you have to do with this case? That seems unprofessional. You should date off duty. #Cinemon

No, Bill, we don't want tomorrow's winning lottery numbers. You do this every week. Get your head in the game. #Cinemon

This is very special episode of 3-2-1 Contact. #Cinemon

Psychic Squad. In color. #Cinemon

#Cinemon starts now!

Dammit, now I'm crying again.

the 3D cartoon robot who turns into a dinosaur and his name is dinobot has one of the greatest character arcs in any piece of media ever

I watched a tiny piece of the press conference this morning, not by choice because it was on while I was doing my job, but even looking at the screen for ten seconds, this was all I could think.

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#Cinemon tonight at 10E, there are those who claim a sixth sense to see truth, to find answers to the past and invisible doorways into the future, but do we simply trust the psychic's word of what we ourselves cannot see? Join us. Together we may find some of those answers.

Hold your leadership and your representatives accountable. That's all.

If that last post pisses you off, too bad. It's a fact of a contradiction. Lot of people in my timeline retweeting that hashtag. You're mad. I'm mad. You're hurting, people are suffering, being bombed and dying and having basic access to disease prevention stripped away. Don't muddy it further.

You either want the endless wars to stop or you want to champion sending the children of warmongers, still very much children, off to die for those endless wars instead of your own. You can't have both. This catharsis, schadenfreude, whatever you want to call it, is neither healthy nor a solution.

@silentbeauties.bsky.social This made me think of you. Toku fans from Brazil are some amazing people, indeed. 😊

Thank you to everyone for joining us for #SpaceApeCinema tonight. Next Saturday, it's officially our 8th anniversary, and... gasp! There's actually a Santo and Blue Demon team-up film we've never featured? I wasn't holding out. I honestly thought we did them all. Join us for THE BEASTS OF TERROR.

Santo waving that giant cross at evil like a foam finger at a Mets game. #SpaceApeCinema

Oops. #SpaceApeCinema

I understand why Lorena Velazquez is here, but what I don't understand is why Gary Seven's cat lady is here. #SpaceApeCinema

This match has been recycled in a few Santo films. You might have noticed Santo's professor friend in his corner, who also happens to be the wizard who made Santo's cape and mask, but he's not in this movie. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo vs. Fernando Osés in the ring, and Osés is really showing off his skill. I love seeing them wrestle each other. #SpaceApeCinema

They always take off the cross. #SpaceApeCinema youtu.be/YmIaL2BK1Zk?...

What is the opposite of a damsel in distress? A dudesel in distress? #SpaceApeCinema

Sequins are like Switzerland. They don't pick sides. #SpaceApeCinema

No public displays of affection in front of the masked wrestler. #SpaceApeCinema

I call upon the powers of Satan with my sequined bikini, my rock iguana and my taxidermied coati mundi! #SpaceApeCinema

This was María Eugenia San Martín's first Santo film but not her first Mexican horror or even wrestling horror role. She also appeared in MEXICAN WOMEN VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY and SHE-WOLVES OF THE RING, and a few others. We haven't done any of those films for #SpaceApeCinema yet. Hoping to remedy that.

Surprise Fernando Osés attack! #SpaceApeCinema

I don't know why this Santo film had episodic breaks. It's the only one I've ever seen with them, and of course I've seen them all. #SpaceApeCinema

I've gone back over to the DVD version myself. It's in better condition than I thought, and the volume is better. Vix a nice site but I guess not for a crowd. I need to dig more into what they have myself. #SpaceApeCinema

Justifiably too distracting a day or else I'd have caught the oversight. #SpaceApeCinema

There's that THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE soundtrack again.

Lorena Velazquez! #SpaceApeCinema

Just to reiterate, if you're joining us from the Vix link, subtract 8 minutes from your timestamp if you started at the top of the hour and everyone will be gold. Santo just did his T-pose. Apologetic mewling. #SpaceApeCinema