What's Pippa's final verdict on this movie? #Riffotronic

That was terrible! Thanks for joining us everyone, and thanks to @mumbdaddy for finding this cream of the crap movie. #Riffotonic

Picturing Jane Curtin playing the colonel instead of whoever this is makes this movie a lot more entertaining. #Riffotronic

I'm calling my own bet early--this is a LOT worse than Carnosaur. ANY of the Carnosaurs. #Riffotronic

This soundtrack is like X-Files music by way of Temu. #Riffotronic

The babies are kind of cute. For bad CGI dinos. #Riffotronic

They're lucky these are CGI dino. Slooooooow CGI dinos. #Riffotronic

This brick building--it looks like they're hunting dinos at a middlel school. #Riffotronic

The (probably royalty-free) music sounds like the stuff they used to use in SyFy movies in the early 2000s. If they're using those "films" as a model, we are in for a whole lot of boring and stoopid. #Riffotronic

I think this whole "bullets don't work; you have to use a glorified stun gun" thing was just an excuse to put the biggest guns in the hands of the actors as possible. #Riffotronic

You got me with that one. Her Nibs is giving me side eye. I think I may have snorted. #Riffotronic

These two redefine "wooden acting." Eric Roberts makes them look even worse. #Riffotronic

Wondering if this will be better or worse than Carnosaur. #Riffotronic

Hey #Riffotronic! Tell me when you start the feature. I'm having a day. And Her Nibs the #Parrot wants dinosaur carnage. (I know this because she always wants dinosaur carnage.)

That was ghastly. Thanks for your fine company #bmoviemaniacs!

They think they're making a clean getaway, but once they're airborn they'll discover there's an alien queen hiding under one of the seats. #bmoviemaniacs

Mitosis. #bmoviemaniacs

I'm pretty sure the lead headchopper's face makeup was drawn on with a felt-tip. #bmoviemaniacs

If this were really a Godfrey Ho movie there would be ninjas and jiangshi on the beach. #bmoviemaniacs

If they've been living on a tropical island, how do they know enough about what snow is to name one of them Snow? #bmoviemaniacs

Her Nibs the #Parrot is confused by it, too. #bmoviemaniacs

This conversation, where the guys try to figure out how to talk to the women using capitalism. #bmoviemaniacs

So. Much. Praying. #bmoviemaniacs

Including THIS episode of Fantasy Island. #bmoviemaniacs

Gary of Spider Island nods, knowingly. #bmoviemaniacs

Clint Walker was prime beefcake back in the day. #bmoviemaniacs

This movie is exceptionally noisy, and apparently one of the passengers is sitting on a cat. #bmoviemaniacs

Okay, why do I feel like I just hit play on a Godfrey Ho movie? Oh, yeah, it's the part where the stock footage soldiers aren't in the same movie as the nuns. #bmoviemaniacs

@bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social I have to say I approve of your choice to sink to #riffotronic fare with tonight's movie choice. Bravo! #bmoviemaniacs

My house isn’t overly messy, but my Roomba has been lost for 5 days. Yes, I did crawl though the house with a flashlight and stick and look under everything. Twice. Thinking the Roomba decamped to a house with fewer #parrot stands to navigate or choked on a #cat toy and found a quiet place to die.

BATTLE OF THE FLOOF! Who wore it best? 1. western red bat 2. hoary bat 3. silver-haired bat 4. western yellow bat 🦇 #bats #arizona #wildanimals #cuteanimals #wildlife #floof

Hoover the Mexican free-tailed bat has the fastest snout in the west. (Or at least one of them.) 🦇 #bats #arizona #wildanimals #cuteanimals #wildlife #snout

Surprising find near the trap: a wooden oar with incised decoration that had been brought up the 4500-ft-tall mountain. (Pic of it and a cute axe-shaped brooch in link.)🏺🧪

Revisiting one from the archives: the story of Mary Harris “Mother” Jones—who turned loss into activism and became a relentless advocate for American workers. Read it here: https://www.historyinthemargins.com/2024/09/02/from-the-archives-the-mother-jones-monument/ 🗃️

#OnThisDay, 14 Nov 1917, US suffragists held at the Occoquan Workhouse are assaulted by the guards, at the order of the supervisor. The “Night of Terror” galvanises support for the women. #WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory #VotesForWomen #AmericanHistory 🗃️ 1/2

Always, always trying to entertain Her Nibs the #Parrot. Who knew a bowl of water and some plastic fish would keep her amused for an hour?

My beautiful doofus #cat has a tiny, circular bald patch, the size of a pencil eraser tip, on the back of each ear. Anyone know how he’d get that, other than mites? Could he have done it to himself or got them in a spat with his sister? Vet tomorrow. He doesn’t like that I’ve returned to office.

5 years ago, my dad died unexpectedly,. The moment he was gone, my mom, who has dementia, forgot the house she’d had for 50 years and all of her kids. I inherited custody of her that day. She doesn’t live with me, but her needs have eaten a lot of my life. Here are a few lessons learned. 1/11

Wondering how this movie would have gone if Walker and Graves switched parts. Thanks for the goofy fun, #bmoviemaniacs

I feel sorry for the dog and want the space blobs to get Byron for animal abuse. #bmoviemaniacs

Her Nibs the #Parrot says that's disgusting but funny AF, @catofnoirs.bsky.social #bmoviemaniacs

Oh, great. Since they're outside in the dark, all we're going to be able to see for the rest of the movie is Peter Graves' glowing hair and the space blobs. #bmoviemaniacs

I am so proud of myself. (And hot.) #bmoviemaniacs

Okay, that made me snort fizzy water. Good job. #Bmoviemaniacs

That's how you know people shagged in TV movies. #bmoviemaniacs

Ummmmm www.imdb.com/title/tt2781... #bmoviemaniacs

The waka-waka music makes this scene hilarious. #bmoviemaniacs

I unabashedly love Snowbeast, and not just because Clint Walker is in it. It is soooo cheesy. #bmoviemaniacs

And he can't wait until he gets to tangle with a snowbeast. #bmoviemaniacs

Hahahaha print is so dark that the only part of Peter Graves you can see/recognize is his silvery hair. #bmoviemaniacs