Happy Spoopy Season everyone. Thank you for coming out tonight. And beware as you ride home tonight! #Riffotronic

Any relationship based on blackmail is SURE to last. #Riffotronic

Okay. So the Jack O Lantern makes no sense here. This is set in Winter. The only reason there was a Lantern in the Disney version is THAT was set at Halloween. In the story when Crane first sees it, he thinks it's a head carried by the HH. In reality it's Brom just used it as a prop. #Riffotronic

There IS an Assless Highwayman though. #Riffotronic

Moe Howard's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. #Riffotronic

IT'S THE CANDLE NECK HORSEMAN!!! #Riffotronic

Spock said something similar. #Riffotronic

The owl grabbed me and threw me out the door! #Riffotronic

Papa don't preach. #Riffotronic

The owl just got drunk and partied. #Riffotronic

You just witnessed a full body apparition. #Riffotronic

Would love to see Brian Blessed in this roll. #Riffotronic

YOU DON'T DESERVE A MAN NAMED "BUTKIS"! #Riffotronic

Yep. Married men see horrors every day. (My wife can't see this). #Riffotronic

I'll prove to you there are ghosts...by faking a buncha ghosts. Why I'll show you. #Riffotronic

Okay all. Quick question. Katrina or Thelma? #Riffotronic

It's SO sit-commy #Riffotronic

Gotta love the basoon. #Riffotronic

She's got some fine birthing hips and all of her teeth. #Riffotronic

PLEASE, take my daughter off my hands. I need a man cave. #Riffotronic

It ain't the Indian Burial Ground, it's probably the Radon. #Riffotronic

And in the story, Crane was obsessed with the supernatural. He constantly read from Cotton Mather's "History of Witchcraft". #Riffotronic

Katrina in the original story was 18, BTW. #Riffotronic

An' ya' know what, Mr. Crane? Sometimes dead is bettah'. #Riffotronic

I had this recorded on a cassette tape that I taped off the TV. Played it to death. #Riffotronic

Gary "Fucking" Coleman, y'all. #Riffotronic

Bram, of course, was the inspiration for Gaston. #Riffotronic

So, I've been on a Horseman kick lately. Just watched the Disney cartoon and read the original story. So that's what's to blame for tonight's choice. #Riffotronic

Sam Goody, don't got it. #Riffotronic

Hey. Zero Financing! #Riffotronic

THE HORSEMAN RIDES AGAIN!!! Here is the link buff.ly/CQNhoJX #Riffotronic

FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING!!! Come see Jeff Goldblum as one of the best Ichabod Crane's in any adaption...and witness Dick Butkis as the WORST Bram Bones...ever. Here is the link buff.ly/CQNhoJX #Riffotronic

THIRTY MINUTE WARNING!!! Tonight's movie is Legend-ARY. We kick off Spooky Season with a nostalgic romp that is The Legend of Sleepy Hollow with Jeff Goldblum and Meg Foster Link to follow #Riffotronic

To celebrate the start of Spooky Season we have a holiday treat planned. We will be watchin the 1980 TV movie The Legend of Sleepy Hollow starring Jeff Goldblum and Meg Foster. We ride at 8 EST. #Riffotronic

Thank ye @arghflix.bsky.social for reminding us of the dangers we face every week we screen movies on #Riffotronic We're doing the devil's work. Take care everyone and stay safe this week and stay healthy.

Tribulation Force for the win #Riffotronic

It's okay. Move to Florida, there would be hardly a change. #Riffotronic

I'd still date the elf girl. #Riffotronic

Alien back burster. #Riffotronic

I'm surprised the ticket girl got killed. I could have sworn she was part of everything. #Riffotronic

They meet Bruce Willis coming the other way. #Riffotronic

Now she's just getting high off of lint. #Riffotronic

Does Diet Coke only get you half as high? #Riffotronic

Who and Why were theeeey? #Riffotronic

Next week I hear they are running E.T. #Riffotronic

I REALLY want to know how the Billy Joel music fits in. #Riffotronic

Liz, Liz. Can you drive me home now? #Riffotronic

so guys, really. Would any of you be scared by the movie they're showing? #Riffotronic

It's coitans for you babe. #Riffotronic

Sideburns look weird when they're not attached to anything. #Riffotronic