Thank ye @arghflix.bsky.social for the movie that shows us office romances can have some disastrously mutagenic effects. Keep to online dating. Have a great week everyone. Stay Safe. And I'm sure to have yet another weird ass cover planned for next week...JASEN! #Riffotronic

I feel bad for ALL of the other employees of Talos who showed up to work the next day only to find the office closed. #Riffotronic

They were trying hard with this movie. The stop motion had motion blur and everything. #Riffotronic

I just hope the actor's had some quality showers in their hotel rooms at the end of each day. #Riffotronic

Don't forget to leave a trail of Reese's Pieces! #Riffotronic

1.21 Gigawatts? #Riffotronic

Girls in STEM for the WIN! #Riffotronic

I'm guessing Talos doesn't manufacture quality security doors. #Riffotronic

I love how they have to cut back to the girls, move the monster, then look back. #Riffotronic

They'll find Michael Alone in the Bathroom at a Paaarty. #Riffotronic

His password was "Flashback". #Riffotronic

It must be Pea Soup Thursday. #Riffotronic

What the hell is that??? #Riffotronic

Oh, Talos, help us!! #Riffotronic

Those POOR fish. #Riffotronic

Ow. The Alien nipple twister! #Riffotronic

They set him free in Silent Hill. #Riffotronic

I'd like to introduce you to my Atom Smasher. My name is Atom. #Riffotronic

Don't dip your fries in that. #Riffotronic

The gloppy version of "Operation" didn't sell very well. #Riffotronic

I'm sorry gentlemen, I must attend another Flashback. #Riffotronic

Pac Man is born! #Riffotronic

Nancy come over here...Michael is dialating! #Riffotronic

So are the fake British accents absolutely necessary? #Riffotronic

The Puppet Factor #Riffotronic

Poor Grogu! #Riffotronic

I hope he's not cheating on her with one of the monsters. #Riffotronic

I'm glad they weren't lying. The movie title would have been too long with "Metamorphosis: The illegally Genetically Mutated Biological Sample" #Riffotronic

Ah good. My Door Dash is here. #Riffotronic

Hey. At least they are using sets instead of draping a warehouse in black velvet. #Riffotronic

Close? Well, we could try a threesome...WHAT? #Riffotronic

All of the Rage infected monkeys are now melting. #Riffotronic

First day of security guard school teaches you to poke weird shit with pencils. #Riffotronic

I guess Talos is where the giant coffee cups come from? #Riffotronic

In space EVERYBODY can hear you ripping off Alien. #Riffotronic

I'm guessing this is an Alien/Thing ripoff inspired by the release of Aliens in 1986. #Riffotronic

And now tonight's "feature" presentation.... #Riffotronic

WIGGLE VISION!!! #Riffotronic

Here's the link to today's #Riffotronic visual misfortune "Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor" (1990) - see you soon 🪳 8ET / 5PT : www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This really looks like it will be a very 80's movie for the 90's. #Riffotronic

Wow. Thank you everyone for coming out tonight. Remember to print out the Survival guide and put Slithis under your pillow. It's better to be safe than sorry. Have a great week everyone. Stay safe and stay healthy #Riffotronic

Does Slithis have nards? #Riffotronic

But are they Roly and Poly? #Riffotronic

these idiots SURVIVE? #Riffotronic

Time hasn't gone by slow...it's stopped. SO SAY WE ALL. #Riffotronic

The Chief does Panto as well. #Riffotronic

Slithis just wanted a back rub too! #Riffotronic

Hey. We're moving a little fast. Can we talk about ball bearings again? #Riffotronic

Sometimes this feels like a short film that the director needed to expand into a full length feature. #Riffotronic

Iris out??? Seriously movie? Is this an Our Gang sequel? #Riffotronic