Thank you for coming out tonight to watch this bewitching Wes Craven adventure. But we know the reality about witches...they are lovely people who love their parrots. Nite all. Take care and stay safe this week. #riffotronic

And that's Tom's story and he's sticking with it. #riffotronic

Oh. That exploded before it hit anything! #riffotronic

If a witch inflicts car damage on you, does it come back to her three fold? #riffotronic

Kelly LeBrock? #riffotronic

Good thing Tom is such an incompetent henchman. #riffotronic

My money is on Linda's hair. #riffotronic

Mom has Megara eyebrows. #riffotronic

Man. If Rachel only had an iPhone. #riffotronic

Witches have three nipples. #riffotronic

So that's how they foil them. They sing a round of "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat". #riffotronic

Then the kid spits up an apple and goes into ecstacy. #riffotronic

Um. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that I may be the occult expert in my town on social media. #riffotronic

The FAWK, Julia!!!! #riffotronic

🎶She gave me complimen-tary champagne...🎶 #riffotronic

Did she win? #riffotronic

And then they start a round of strip Chess. #riffotronic

I may be our town's local occult expert. #riffotronic

Baby Fran Drescher!!!! #riffotronic

Did you have a backwoods boyfriend? No the boys there weren't really my type. Are cousins your type? #riffotronic

Wait. Is she trying to fix her brother up with his cousin? #riffotronic

Do you do that to all of your students? Only my A students....and some of my horses. #riffotronic

The 70's font in the titles has me spooked already. #riffotronic

She's turning into Stevie Nicks! #riffotronic

Rachel has got Poodle Hair. #riffotronic

IN THE NAME OF PARODY, WE CAST YOU OUT! #riffotronic

It MAY not be that hard not to laugh, guys. #riffotronic

This will probably be painful, but I thought it was appropriate. #riffotronic

SUMMERTIME STARTS NOW!!! Lee isn't evil. She's just mad that Linda got top billing. Here's the link buff.ly/3AoE2Ev #Riffotronic

The link should work now. I keep forgetting to set the list to Public. Sorry all. buff.ly/3AoE2Ev #Riffotronic

FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING!!! Our movie tonight is Wes Craven's "Summer of Fear" (1978) starring Linda Blair. I'd be afraid of Linda's ominous choice of light reading. Here's the link buff.ly/3AoE2Ev #Riffotronic

THIRTY MINUTE WARNING! It's not Summer but it's starting to feel like it...a Summer of Fear. Directed by Wes Craven and starring Linda Blair. Link to follow. #Riffotronic

That was my wedding song. #riffotronic

Thank ye Johnny for that Dutch treat of a watery thriller with a soundtrack that SLAPS. Have a great week everyone. Stay safe and stay healthy. #riffotronic

Walp. I guess that saves some paperwork. #riffotronic

That guy is hella tougher than the Loveland Frogman. #riffotronic

Maybe I hear myself in the future kicking the bucket. #riffotronic

Like who didn't suspect the psychiatrist? #riffotronic

Burned to a crisp like in a Dutch Oven....ummm. That's not right. #riffotronic

Damn fine boats. #riffotronic

If only they had some barrels to stick to him. #riffotronic

Is all of the red water normal? #riffotronic

Poodle Man to the rescue! #riffotronic

Jeez. I was just thinking a game of Scrabble, but okay. #riffotronic

Typical cops. That duck had rights. #riffotronic

Does that lounge double as a snooker table? #riffotronic

I have no idea why I'm just not nailing these job interviews... #Riffotronic

Netherland Things. #Riffotronic

"I'm just a basic cop, I gueeeeess." #Riffotronic

They do everything together. #Riffotronic