Next I got a documentary on grey aliens… I’m good for tonight #Riffotronic 😆

Welp, no we all know the secret to longevity! Thank you all for enduring this mecha garbage! See you all next time! Have a great night everyone! #Riffotronic

… you know… I believe there’s a sequence #Riffotronic

Only Team America can save them #Riffotronic

Apparently this had the most visual effects in an Asylum movie at the time with over 379 shots. And finished in four weeks. And boy, does it show. #Riffotronic

Dude is pretty confident for someone with 💩 smeared all over his face #Riffotronic

They made a MechaShitler in the Vitamix 🤣 #Riffotronic

#Riffotronic this link has no pixel, but I think they cut the bewbs too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F59b...

To know there’s an uncut version of this movie somewhere… #Riffotronic

This may be the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen… and I’ve seen lots of dumb stuff #Riffotronic

Why am I laughing at this… I’m going to h3ll…. 🤣 … #Riffotronic

Too much science #Riffotronic

Yeah, suuuure, it’s going great… I guess they don’t have mirrors #Riffotronic

Good evening, Riff-o-trons! Drew some new schlocky Mecha-Nazty art to celebrate tonight's presentation of Naztys at the Center of the Earth! . #Riffotronic

Im gonna see how many conspiracy bad movies i can find this year for #Riffotronic … 😆

Oh no I had to switch to watching this on tv and believe it or not the ads I’m getting are worse that this 💩 #Riffotronic

Yeah sure… that’s the only problem with these botched effed up non-sterile environment procedures… 🤣🤣🤣 #Riffotronic

It’s all sooooooo crappy… I can’t #Riffotronic

Yeah, this bunch is totally profesh #Riffotronic

They’re also addicted to botched cosmetic procedures #Riffotronic

It’s the bad movie time forgot #Riffotronic

Yeah looks super sterile… they sure know what they are doing #Riffotronic

Look, it’s GingerDeadMan Jr #Riffotronic

See… it could be worse… I could have chosen this or better… idk anymore… #Riffotronic

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....30 min warning .....Aaaaand here's the link to this evening's #Riffotronic misfortune - 8ET / 5 PT www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Heeellloooooo.... Join us for #Riffotronic this eve/afternoon. Featured visual misfortune of the day/evening will be: "N4z33s at The Center of the Earth" (2012). Link to misadventure provided shortly before showtime. Eye bleach will not be provided, bring your own.

Thanks @mumbdaddy.bsky.social for this powerful insight into the world of coffee commercials! Have a great night everyone and see you next time! #Riffotronic

The pills aren’t working #Riffotronic

This cab driver is the reason we have auto piloting garbage cans now. Thanks, dude #Riffotronic

I keep imagining these two as Chloe Sevigny and Melanie Griffith and it’s funny #Riffotronic

It’s now the Valley of the Dumbs #Riffotronic

I was busy relocating the fruit flies from my kitchen outside… that’s how invested I was on this strip poker sequence… #Riffotronic

I thought she was going to say “ I drink, and I’m crazy” #Riffotronic

Gawd this lady is a walking drugstore #Riffotronic

Shes an actress, lives in Malibu… needs to ask this guy for pills… ok movie… #Riffotronic

“ Im into plastic fruit… I meditate on the plastic fruit on top of my fridge in my color coordinated kitchen .. that’s how I escaped death” #Riffotronic

Somehow it feels like the doctor should be living there and she should be living in that apartment.. but ok movie #Riffotronic

Oh I’ve seen this… I remember none of it #Riffotronic

I know how to play this on the piano #Riffotronic

I love the Final Destination franchise #Riffotronic

Here for #Riffotronic like…

Sounds amazing #Riffotronic

thank you @jwr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social for this classy tale about superficial elites, their nice hair and addiction to botched cosmetic procedures… have a great night everyone! See you next time! #Riffotronic

I’ve watched this movie as a kid and the only thing I remember about it is the blind dude because I kept wondering about those sunglasses #Riffotronic

Dude should have stuck to developing hair products or something #Riffotronic

I had to step away for a bit … I see Dr mooman got an admirer 😆 #Riffotronic

The music 😆 #Riffotronic

Social Media origin story #Riffotronic

I’m actually trying to pay attention 😆 #Riffotronic