Phillies division champs Astros out Mets out

lol mets

I love my Philadelphia Phillies

Max Kepler❣️

Did Schmidt just ask if Ohtani pitches……?

The man that said I know ball when he dumped me looks like Otto Kemp and every time I see his face it literally jumpscares me

Otto Kemp? Hello???

What ever did we do to deserve Christopher Sanchez?

I’m baaaaaaaaack (I had to take a little social media break because being a scientist in America is SO incredibly bleak rn and I was crashing out. I have effectively compartmentalized and am back in business though 😤)

“Everything’s awesome right now” -Kyle Schwarber

New header just dropped 👀

Dicked Down in Dallas, I missed you deeply 🥹

These locker room lights are HARD on my delicate little eyes

Luzardo with the backwards hat? G damn

Phillies legend, David Robertson

THE PHILLIES ARE YOUR 2025 NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPS

THAT WAS FUCKING EGREGIOUS

I AM GOING TO BE SICK

Why can’t a major leaguer lay down a bunt lmao

THREE MORE OUTS (AGAIN)

Dodgers fans need glasses

I SPOKE TOO SOON

I am unwell

Phillies, if you’re listening, like 7 insurance runs here would be awesome.

Three More Outs

I mean….I hate umps as much as the next guy but….what are we so mad about?

Castellanos with a master class in pinch-hitting right there 🥴

Bryce has that dawg in him

….orion 😔

I’ve personally never said a mean thing about Weston Wilson

MILOK - Man, I love Otto Kemp

RANGER

Ily Kyle 🤟

Where are all my sickos at?

I think football is going to kill me?

Pain

Phillies with a chance to clinch the division

Brother, please (Brother = Castellanos)

Nola - 1 RAV4th - 0

I really like how we, as a society, just rebranded “keychains” as “bag charms”

STOTT SHOT

Bader is fast

Bader multi hit game (AGAIN)

TRIPLES ARE MY FAVORITE THING IN BASEBALL

THANK YOU BRYCE

Bader is INSANE rn

Whack ass call

Michael Lorenzen, I miss you

Ring the bell and FTM

Luzzy is locked the fuck in