Happy to see that Garcia is defrosted

Schwingle x 2

WOOF WOOF

JUNE, DID YOU MEAN SCHWARBER-FEST?

THAT TATER WAS JACKED

I’m so proud of Cris Sanchez 🥹

Double doubles

"I wouldn't send him a straight one" -RAJ Happy Pride Month!!

That *almost* ruined my night

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF (one bark for each Marsh hit)

BRYCE HARPER

Unc maxxing I fear

Bro, what even

Call the ball maybe????

Jacob Tyler Realmuto

RHYS HOSKINS, I MISS YOU KING

Marchan just clocked in for a shift at the force out at home factory

Said.

PHILS UP

It goes without saying but I DO NOT like mustache-less Tanner Banks

STOTT SHOT

BRYCE

Jacob Tyler Realmuto

Trea Turner ❣️🥰🫶🏻

PHILLIES ARE BACK AT .500

CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ GAME

Give that man a gold glove

Sanchez, have yourself a day

Who are these Phillies????? And what did they do to the other Phillies that were playing earlier????

Brandon Marsh, I owe you my first born child

Phillies alive?

Happy RAV 3rd

Shoot him into the sun

HA HA HA

Stubbs 👀

Speedy boi

Get bro out of there, PLEASE

Kerk....

Crawford, you dropped this king

Crawford, my beloved

Trea Turner has never made an error in my heart

Bryson has defrosted

El torito mention 🗣️🗣️

KYLE SCHWARBER IS ON A HEATER

Send help

Bro, c’mon. Be serious.

I opened Etsy and the first two items under “recommended” were a bumper sticker that says “bark for me” and a shirt that says “thinking above coelacanths”. They clocked me I fear

The jokes write themselves

Finally locking in on my Australia junk journal (gonna fill the blank space on the first layout with the story about how I accidentally got WAY to high on the flight there ☺️🫠)

Phillies, PLEASE 😫