perhaps the world is just not ready for my greatest project yet: They-Man

🟠I forgot what a tiny baby man Cumbers was in this sequence and also it's SO funny this launched like a massive Tumblr fixation with how much "mind palace" was a big part of the lexicon, it's like if anime was stiff, lame, and white

i needed this for something else and bruh, this has aged like milk

Tell me your pet's name in a GIF

more like Crapcom still got it

It's BS you need to love yourself first. Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I want a world where someday you'll love yourself and live proud, just as you are

it's weird that forrest gump said "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get", when you pretty reasonably know what you're going to get like, c'mon, Forrest's mom. (then again, she did name her son after the founder of the klan, so...)

Today is the 10th anniversary of this gif of me showing how to make games on TV.

the CSTO (basically russian NATO) does what i think is one funniest military trolls; a lot of their ammunition sizes are close to nato standard, very close, like 1 mm bigger close the idea is stolen nato ammo, while not fitting great, would still fire in csto arms but csto ammo would jam nato shit

Is the clitoris an instrument because he sure aint playing that

does Ben Shapiro play any instruments? i'm working on something

my youtube music algorithm thinks i am a lesbian

Queer the Michelin Man can still happen if people want it bad enough

i hung out with William Shakespeare back in college, but i knew him as Billy Shakers

i think honestly i am just offended that people think they can hate america more than the people who can't leave

Reading Max Weber's definition of the state but shaking my head the entire time so people know I don't support violence

This shits so fuckin accurate lmfao

Boy Who Grew Up Playing New Vegas Still Enjoys It as Grown Woman hard-drive.net/boy-who-grew...

you meet the most interesting people on facebook marketplace one thing that unites us across languages, cultures, and social class is that we all need stuff and we all love deals

reddit? no man, i have never even heard of it, what are we talking about?

“prepare to be hated, americans” sweetheart i appreciate the sentiment but this is no one’s first rodeo

angry europeans in your replies?

i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo

so broke i got my legal name changed to jojono$ to save on letters

after Air Force One lands, it's air force done

ok, now i feel old

Oh look NL is right about a thing.

europeans talk a lot of shit and i let it slide but stop calling me a Yankee i have dedicated my life to hating that team, thank you very much

i won't "uhm actually" about many things, but the professor fucking up a quiz and my grade is one of them

i have had a lot of cats in my life and they were all friendly, but all of the tortoiseshells i have known have their one person who they love, and everyone else is just fine it can be hard for people to understand how much of a love Leela is because she's relatively cold to everyone else

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

politicians making a big deal about swearing instead of like, doing stuff

Breenland

Dudes rock.

I KNEW IT

"Do you have a place to concentrate when you're lost in thought?" 誰にも邪魔されずに落ち着ける場所って大事ですよねっ☆ ちぃたん☆の秘密の場所を紹介しますっ☆

roses are red what are your fears? a bussy with teeth, or a

At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”

my contribution to the discourse as a lifetime windows user

i don't know when it became popular for sports writers to constantly talk about the "winners and losers" of a game but i feel like i have fallen into a pit where nothing matters the winners of the game are the winners and the losers of the game are the ones that lost this has to stop