I don't think Catholics should eat hot chip and lie. I think when they do it they're reinforcing everything not being about me.

Randomly think of this and laugh

hot take, i don't think they're going to try and ban bluesky

is there any chance we can get a little more? please!!!

It’s true but they shouldn’t say it.

i wouldn't take advice on how to future-proof anything from a guy who failed to future-proof his own career

hey, bitch do you really really really want to go hard?

Follow Megan!!!

going to watch The RZA's new movie tonight and i am pretty excited about it

i know china doesn't run this app because if china ran this app it'd work better lol

sometimes my "popular with friends" feed leaves me more sad and disappointed than satisfied

i accidentally took my meds twice it seems

rip carousel mode. you will be missed by someone, but i will not be one of them

*chef's kiss*

i am replaying Watch_Dogs 2 (10 hours in) and i can't believe this game didn't cause a bigger controversy when it came out. it's pure woke fantasy

why tf do micro sd cards cost so much? you can't make RAM out of sd cards. what the hell

there's a guy in one of my classes that writes his college level shit like and edgy bro on the internet and i fucking hate it ok, rant over

i just want what any loser wants, someone to share a little ceasers hot n ready behind the 7/11 with

just two dudes, being bros

is it a hot take to say i liked The Martian movie more? not that i disliked this, just saying

yeah i’m addicted to porn. porn myself an ice cold refreshing ginger ale

do they realize this is a big W for Hasan?

More than one of you have mentioned that he was in a Ska band and this is complete 100% Ska band member behavior

do you ever just workshop a post on main? yeah, me neither

lmao the fuckin DreamWorks face and condoms casually in frame. this is a cringe masterpiece

sometimes you post for just yourself

now watching: Project Hail Mary 2026 dir: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller #filmsky

*sega Genesis video game cover that says “ENGELS THE DOLPHIN” on it

the infamous sympathy dip

your honor, i clearly said "in Minecraft"

i kinda feel bad for Susan. she invents this amazing turntable device and they call her lazy for it i would have called it the Genius Susan

get yourself a girl who has an entire spreadsheet about the fifteen film air bud universe

shit you not, i am in the middle of a 5 hour video about how all this mentalist shit is a trick probably the same guy too lol

the timeline is too serious rn, so here u go

Liberals say that after Citizens United, the US ceased to function as a democracy and began to function as an oligarchy. They're wrong—after Citizens United, the US ceased to function as a republic and began to function as an oligarchy.

might fuck around and find out* *play Watch_Dogs 2 again

it's weird that a big account that mostly quote dunks people asks their followers not to harass the people they quote dunk, right? like, idk man, maybe don't drag people out in front of everyone and go "look at this idiot" and then get all aggrieved when your audience calls them an idiot too?

speedrunners are so funny. they get all serious and make little tools and meticulously track every little thing down to the millisecond on ancient hardware nobody cares about for what amounts to "i beat a 30 year old game for children the fastest" lol amazing

God on the seventh day when he rested:

rate this WHCD fit

you know those DVDs you can get like 4 of for $10 at the Walmart? that genre

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