Don't Worry, Be Happy the rare true one hit wonder. also, please don't let this song fool you, Bobby McFerrin is possibly the most legit jazz vocalist ever, no joke. he has a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award for god's sake

i want what they have...

Have I ever posted my Secret of NIMH fan art on here? #furry #furryart #secretofnimh #art #fanart

seems like today was a good day to ignore the news

watching a documentary about the history of AIDS would you believe a lot of it is Ronald Reagan's fault?

i am so thoroughly stressed out

as an official student of this subject, you would not believe how controversial decriminalization and harm reduction is WITHIN the study of addiction and typically the people that are the most resistant? recovering addicts fascinating

wtf is this

i, unfortunately, have no Disney services i can cancel with a sassy comment i will have to cancel Disney the old fashioned way: by selling illegal Blu Rays of Song of the South on eBay

something something political violence

looks like a bad Belle disneybound, js

i, unfortunately, have no Disney services i can cancel with a sassy comment i will have to cancel Disney the old fashioned way: by selling illegal Blu Rays of Song of the South on eBay

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

while i was dashing tonight, someone told me "yo, your fit makes you look like you're a pro skater" i have no idea how to feel about this

Money Plane

we should have declared war on the gamers when we had the chance, js

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Beating the Astros twice?

This graphic 🔥🔥🔥

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

oh, don't do this btw i had reasons

it's 1:30am and i am making cursed cables behold USB A to USB A

The Rock should go back to school and become Brain "The Thought" Johnson

well clearly my one week mute words have worn off.........

guy who visits mexico with yellow tint computer glasses so that it really "feels like the movies"

i have him blocked. what did Will do?

hey gamers and nerds, i know nothing about pachinko machines. is this a good one or nah?

well officially "on campus" and i am not quite the old man freak i feared i would be, so that's good.

i love all the conspiracies theories that involve a secret ruling class. why bother? the actual evil ruling class ruining the world is busy having fancy dinners with each other on camera constantly

rectum? i damn near killed em'!

oh hey, #notajoke anymore!

Jimmy Kimmel has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

hey babe, new abyssal horror just dropped

huh, i guess comedy isn't legal again womp womp

Chiitan says "Trans Rights" (luv u @chiitan.love)

please read all of my skeets on that theranos lady's voice

the slow unraveling of Kash Patel and Dan Bongino is, objectively, hilarious

This just in: podcasting once a week easier than a real job with responsibilities

All these doofuses want us to go back to 1950s domesticity but need a grippy sock vacation after six months in a 9 to 5.

and another thing, why are all these crypto doofuses into Lambos? there are other, better looking, more expensive supercars out there, but nah, always Lamborghini idfk

ProtonMail has a Onion site that actually works and you don't like need to tell them your real name when you sign up i am told

hey chat, OpSec joe here please, for the love of god, do not sign up for a protest using your government name and regular email address. like, by all means go. put it on your calendar! just please, don't literally give them a literal list of attendees' doxxes

idk, feel like we could've figured out some way to anonymize purchases online with real money instead of making up scam fake internet money

He looks like someone tried to draw Andy Dick from memory.

going to tell my kids this was woody allen and to stay the fuck away from him

tfw you're high in class and think no one notices

how's that metaverse going, btw?

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