Reminder if you are not autistic do not say what da tuna

kids really do be on they damn phones this was way better than i thought. i mean it was kinda obvious, but i genuinely laughed several times and was engaged the whole time. well done Gore uhh idk, like 7-8/10, but recommended

now watching: Good Luck, Have Fun Dont Die dir: Gore Verbinski lol 2026 #filmsky

When someone you have muted replies to a post

humans stay winning

i haven't played a flight sim in a few years but i have never needed anything more

Never talk to me or my daughter again

A24? more like L24 losers

Whoa, settle down Grandma

But for real, fuck geese.

[/extreme Chappell Roan voice] PINK ALGAE FROG

I didn’t do it to make money I did it because I believe in the promise of going to Mars five years from now for the next 70 years

Steam doesn’t even have good deals anymore Gabe Newell just looks at you like this

having an electric car is nice when gas sucks but it also means having to cancel things because you forgot to plug your car in

wait until you discover "blog posts"

rip grandam

following the runaway success of BACKROOMS, a24 has indicated that they are ALL-IN on the ai boom. they have reportedly shuttered their mri division in favor of pursuing what some scientists are calling “the most profound thing in all human history”

Utilitarianism, but make it sports

all my apes gone

chase away door to door salesman with this one easy trick! "sorry bro, i am just pet sitting"

Sure $1,000 might seem like a lot for an un-upgradable box running a 4 year old CPU and 3 year old GPU with 512 gigs of storage and 16 gigs of single channel ram and SURE it doesn't come with a controller and YES it's louder than advertised and NO it can't 4k game and SURE a PS5 is more powerful and

i love this A24 hate train. keep the zingers coming

In addition to not doing this, NEON also doesn’t try and censor artist’s work, btw

i seriously need to work on my russian July Russian Movie Fest? not sure yet

i need to find a way to mic up Gygax so i can share his little pokemon sounds with the world

Car is in good shape! Does have an issue with the motor! Does not run!!!

a month ago i said the Steam Machine would cost at least $1200 and deleted it because i got backlash i stand by it

When a woman kisses me it’s like when the woman kisses the fish man in The Shape of Water, it’s seemingly grotesque to all of society but she can see beyond me being a man to the noble creature inside

i can't tell you how excited i am that i finally have a legitimate reason to hate this company. before it was just vibes fuck A24. i still haven't forgotten Civil War

had my music playlist on in the background. half the comments under this song are from Romanians talking about what big fans they are i find this oddly heartwarming

*picking up literally any cup or glass at all* "that's the cup of a carpenter..."

omfg my night time meds are just sitting on the nightstand. no fucking wonder I didn't sleep

how much Ashniko is too much Ashniko for a mid thirties guy to listen to? im holding it for- asking for a friend btw

it's so cool that a country's leader can just quit. we should steal that like we steal their game shows

glad i woke back up to see the UK online. i don't understand most of what's happening, but i am just happy to witness it.

maybe make the cat the prime minister?

i am glad that kier starmer guy is leaving. i have failed to come up with a good "kier starmer, more like _______” joke for his stupid name for years and now i never have to

I think one of the most important parts about learning a language is learning how to explain your own culture, which is part of why I tried to explain the concept of Medieval Times in Spanish to my friend in Colombia today

it's like if an oblivion gate led to an ogre's swamp instead of [technically not hell, due to lore reasons]

i am sure i muted the word "framed" for a reason, but i'll be damned if i know what that was srry if i missed ur post

"Let's go on strike"

it would be so cool if everyone was kinder to each other.

hey can anyone help i’m really struggling right now and i cant ask my dad for help

changing my domain. btw, the cryptoanarchy.network domain is literally just a Blacksky domain you can choose when moving to their PDS. i know those words are very distressing for some people, but please be less weird about users using that domain

kinda funny that the people who post the most like feds accuse everyone else of being an asset not like in a haha way, but you know

i forgot the security camera was on a delay and had a fucking heart attack watching myself walk around

Smurfs are cute but I bet if you live in Australia you get used to seeing them get hit by cars