if i post clips from the end of Neil Breen's Fateful Findings will my account get banned?

please stop posting about the necklace

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

tl deliverers

now i cant see some replies i have already liked under my skeets bruh...

i think it's funny that whenever i talk to my fluffy cat, my tortoiseshell cat still loudly sighs. i have had him for 6 years i love her so much

this policy position brought to you by my favorite public intellectual, Stitches

I showed my wife this and she said “you? Close your mouth?” And folks…. Goddayum

*Trump does what he has always wanted to do, said he would do, and ran on doing it* libs: "this is just a distraction"

bugs bunny would have loved bluesky

I’ll be watching this 5,000 times

shit you not, just got passed by a Volvo rolling glasspacks

we have gone through to a mirror universe where instead of the government not caring about twitter because it isn’t real life, it doesn’t care about real life because it isn’t twitter

This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

idk who needs to hear this, but acab includes the world police

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

we shouldn't kidnap foreign leaders to make oil companies happy

none of you say "at least we're going to get a lot of good music out of this"

i can't believe it, he's making the FIFA Peace Prize look like some kind of joke

so true, bestie

wait, why am i getting yelled at for the taco bell lobby being closed? weird night

lol they made the computer apologize

And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of illness. *cough*

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans

getting real tired of being menaced by jabronis in too big pickup trucks especially in the fuckin snow

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

instead of watching my friends on drugs i am watching my cat on drugs. she's currently at the "i'm just crying because i love you guys so much" stage play, have an 'i love you' meltdown, go back to playing, another cuddle, back to play... in a weird way, kinda how i thought the night would go

fireworks? more like firejerks fuk fireworks

hey chat, Ms Leela is out of surgery and back home! it's hard to tell how she's doing as i have never seen a cat more stoned than she is right now, but the vet said it went as well as these things can go. thank you for all your kind words while i crash out about my cat. i truly appreciate it

To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender, and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around them🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another. Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts. Everyone is beautiful♡

peak comedy

my cat is in surgery and i am a wreck. feeling bad for putting my loved ones through this 12 times with my own health issues

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

guess whose broken cat just got paid for*

babe, get up. a new twitter clone just dropped yeah, i will finish setting it up later share.upscrolled.com/en/user/cc42...

This guy escaped from a Coen Bros movie. A+.

the hardest part about talking about Pluribus in public is having to say "Pluribus" out loud having not seen it also presents a challenge

I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money

Okay I looked it up. “nerd” is a bigoted slur against asexual folks.

I've waited 3 years to make this post