just realized I’m an adult with food in the fridge, so naturally I’m making the most adult meal ever: a grilled cheese sandwich. Colby jack, jalapeño cheddar jack, and provolone. Let’s go. *salutes with spatula in hand*

when you actually have to skip an entire episode of your Ozark binge rw because you truly just mentally can’t handle it… I don’t think I’ve *ever* skipped an episode of anything, lol my hand was hovering over the play button for a MINUTE

just washed my hair this morn so looks dumb af but I chopped it all off recently and had to show off my FREEDOM, from insane hair that takes 20 minutes to get fully wet 🙃

Joe, STOP!

i should go see a movie today

happy Valentine’s Day to everyone that is happy on Valentine’s Day

barely made it. bigelow’s best film that I had to watch because her new one sucked, clever as hell Park Chan-wook and obviously great, one of Eastwood’s finest directed films, and that Bigelow film that, as i said.. is…. *not* good. #LastFourWatched #letterboxdfriday

evening listening g’nite!

THE SIGNAL (2014, VOD, #film) Three young friends drive across country and encounter Something Incomprehensible. Multi-genres ensue, all of them gorgeously shot and thoughtfully assembled. Go in ice cold for a short, surreal, bizarre treat. h/t @parkworldsfair.bsky.social

made a brand new Instagram account and am quite pleased my new username was available

My Sorry, Baby vinyl came in like 4 days early, and I am in love 🥹

been rewatching ozark for the 9th time. I’ve already cried with Ben multiple times and I’m not even at the first leaving at the diner episode. me and Ben are so similar in literally every way— all of the fuck ups and manic episodes combined with real love, sensitivity, and care is SO MF REAL iykyk

when you take the whole Michael out of all of it (which is kind of impossible, even the “super attack” is his dancing)— this classic beat ‘em up is overlooked, original, and truly just fun as fuck. Play it every time I’m at my local barcade

Looks like Bondi needs to watch that Boebert video just after she read the unredacted files.

Pure evil. Not shocked, but am beyond disgusted.

I feel like a lot of the #frightclub people that watched CLIMAX did not watch the same movie I did. Or are they still watching it? Idk but I hope so.

I lowkey feel like RUSHMORE somehow fits in here and I’m just gonna take my chances and go with that

another movie post i gotta share is that i finally got a friend to watch HAUS with his wife because they “love horror movies” and they collectively told me to never recommend them movies again

I'm looking for someone to be on a Zoom call with me to translate a French director. Know anyone Fluent in French and Free on the Fifteenth of February?

okay, movie post. i recently watched THE STRANGERS: PART 2. It was one of the worst things ive watched this year. why, why why do i have this itch to go see CHAPTER 3 tonight, someone tell me why because I’m about to do it

alright hear me out sometimes after you smoke a cigarette around 2 hours later your cigarette hand low key smells like chicken McNuggets am i alone

is anyone else finding it difficult to post fun movie stuff right now because gotta be honest I sure as hell am

unfortunately, you and your party’s definitions of protesting and impeding are identical. withdrawing 700 “agents” isn’t going to do shit, and you know this.

Ricky Gervais lectures Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches.

“While attempting the field sobriety test, he went on to repeatedly share his k/d ratio in the video game ‘Call of Duty’.” apple.news/Au7cww9ePRp2...

dude rewatching Ozark after over a year (this is round 6) is the greatest television experience of all time. I know Garner always got the most attention, deservedly, but Christ these are one hundred percent the best performances from Bateman and Linney, no questions asked. I LOVE THIS SHOW

Still my favorite bit in comedy television of all time. There are greats, but this is the winner

just remember when you have your dick in your hands urinating… you got this

It’s sad to see how much the media is ignoring the Epstein files in the wake of all the (awful) things happening in MN. It just makes it look like— well, is like, Trump’s distraction tactics are working.

The fact that state police can investigate a mass shooting in Louisiana and MN state police can’t investigate criminals killing innocent people in the street “bEcAuSe ThEyRe FeDeRaL aGeNtS” while we have proof of legit murder, very blatantly shows the stage of fascism we are currently under.

It’s absolutely incredible how true this is. It’s not even hyperbole. It just is what it is.

I have read over a dozen articles regarding the newly released Epstein files. Perhaps it’s too early, but they keep naming every damn name in the book, including victims they weren’t supposed to, with the exception of one name in particular. Hm.

If you gatekeep the amount of stars people can give on @letterboxd.social I’m pretty sure that I’m positive I don’t wanna engage in conversation with you

This guy really is everyone’s MAGA grandfather. Racist, hates women, pretends he loves them, greedy, encourages violence, and “just wants cool shit to happen in town”.

been so busy/tired, have not watched any movies this week. not even one. 😐 the only thing I’ve squeezed in are a few episodes of Ozark because I’m rewatching it for I think now the 7th time. so those are obviously great.

alright yeah I’m crazy, definitely thought O’Hara passed away like weeks ago?? Or longer? Am I thinking of someone else here? Feel like a complete idiot.

This is quite the read. Terrifying, but essential. apple.news/A2EelzIQEQwu...

Yeah.

This is quite the read. Terrifying, but essential. apple.news/A2EelzIQEQwu...

Maybe if you weren’t a criminal and weren’t involved with criminals you could eat at any restaurant you wanted. I’ll throw a quote right back at you: “Boo-hoo”.

Most dems want to merely “reform it” because we “still need it”, but no matter what they’re still the same damn people out on the same mfing streets itching to assault, intimidate, shoot, kill, kidnap, etc etc etc. Yea the budget obv needs lowering but it’s still all the same shit unless abolish

Saw that article on Josh Safdie yesterday and damn… he has still refused to comment so I’m gonna go ahead and believe it (it all sounds very legitimate anyway) and I’m sad but not really sad to say I won’t be supporting any of his future films. And wow, sucks Timmy has to be stuck in all this

Welp. There that goes again.

Third time’s the charm.

Tarantino is definitely getting more publicity in the last two weeks than he has in his entire career.

I really hope a lot of you fellow liberals are recognizing that shit is officially going really horribly for repubs including Noem, Bondi, Leavitt, and of course Trump, and they are all literally realizing it now publicly. Will not be surprised when those first two are gone in the v near future.

Yeap. And now the White House literally has leavitt out there backtracking EVERYTHING. they’re beginning to realize that they are, in fact, screwed

that’s cool and all Kanye, but you’ve kinda already done way too much already. don’t think you’re gonna get much sympathy dude