living in a state of constant fear of my vasectomy reversing itself and magically healing. how the hell would I know

Criterion releasing large, popular titles is good. Pays for The Unpopular Good Stuff

zooted off that Red Bull

explaining to my son that the Red Team are the bad guys and White Team, also the bad guys

my kids asleep in my lap and the house is quiet. im kind of crushing Saturday night gang

pissing sitting down is the new punk rock

forever chemicals SWAG SWAG

im really loving the taste of water these days

still thinking about The Bone Temple. a distinctly different movie tonally and visually. Less experimental. Like the first, just an unassailable third act. See The Bone Temple, people. Movies, babe!

cleaved in shania twain

Moneyball 4K were back

The Artisanal Pimp

do you think that one weirdo is still name searching woody Allen so he can defend him

the curse of flesh, the great sundering, the old gods… things of that nature

Ohhhh Canada

the smile that came across my face when I saw the Canadians are currently down to Czechia

Fearless Fiennes they call him. What a performance. The people love Dr. Ian Kelson

seeing Justin Long and John Hodgeman reunite in an ozempic commercial just did psychic damage to me

holy shit The Bone Temple goes so hard

can’t force AI into my electronic devices if there’s no materials to construct said electronic devices. Check mate dweebs

Happy Birthday to the 4K UHD Format. 10 years old. The last Format We Ever Need

they’re putting celebrity obits behind the paywall

Season 1 is pretty good and they seem to produce an entire season of this show every year, can you believe that? Television!

Amen Brother

I’ve discovered the only way to have hobbies as a father of two is to stay up for 18 hours a day

The Canadian Curlers will not see The Face of the Lord

been revisiting Peewee’s Playhouse with my children. This is what television is supposed to be

day 2 of being sick and I’m so over it. negative for flu, covid and RSV. what nasty germs did my daughter bring home from school this time!!

to even my own surprise my daughter no longer cares for the songs of Frozen, but my son is loving them

Getting good mileage out of this one so far

I’m a fiend for Women’s Curling

Wim Wenders retire bitch

The Pokémon Intermission Report

More and More people are joining my team. Team Harmony Korine Sucks Ass

Support the Girls (the girls being the American Women’s Curling team)

Playtime 4K 😵

[eddie vedder voice] She dreams in color, she dreams in red. Can’t find a Spider-Man

Babu Freak

started the first episode of Slow Horses last night. Good enough to continue on. Weird hearing Gary Oldman actually get to be British

been like two days since I’ve watched a movie. Gotta get back in The Game. I Will Not Fall Off

I wasn’t tight with Epstein I just wanted to fund my life’s work with the Child Trafficking Cash Money

2 year olds aren’t nearly as annoying once you’ve experienced a 3 year old

I have trained my son to yell Kobe! after I throw anything into anything. My daughter wanted to get in on the action so after I threw a balled up paper towel into the trash she yelled Toby!

Tomb of the Unknown Swolja

don’t think the Cliff Booth movie looks as bad as some have expressed. holding out hope that Fincher will come through

head, shoulders, knees and holes. knees and holes

it’s kind of chill when house guests cancel at the last minute. It’s like now my house is extremely clean and I have no guests

at 2k followers my posts will NOT get better or more interesting. That’s my promise

One of the more deranged films I’ve ever seen. At one point a villain knocks Denzel out with the butt of his gun and his little henchmen proclaims: “I bet he shit his pants! I can’t wait to look!”

I’d like to think I don’t suffer fools but it feels like all of existence is Suffering Fools