Hey mechsplo girlies, wanna see a dead body? It's yours.

i shot saturn on 35mm this weekend and hand developed it. because i love pain and frustration and not sleeping #filmphotography 🔭

how many birdandmoon appreciators are woodcarvers? the answer may surprise you

A woodcarver named Becky W (vortenjou.bsky.social, rosehip.wordpress.com) made a sculpture of my nuthatch comic, showing a white-breasted nuthatch sitting on real nuts and hatching one of them. I'm so happy

Custom Greyhound Doll #bjd more photos ⬇️

missed opportunity to tell the ALPHA MALES in your life that REAL MEN EAT SALADS but DON'T CHOP THEIR OWN LETTUCE, that's WOMEN'S WORK

Nikon F6 | Fuji Provia 100F #filmphotography

please god let me turn off another user's stupid fucking retweets already

shit-ass retail jobs love to say "open availability is a requirement, if you can't work a full schedule don't even bother applying" and then schedule you for 39 hours a week so they can call you part-time

a silly sturgeon’s day out

Wolf girl and deer guy again, in color. The last time I drew them, they were mostly gray and red outlines. The reason it's 400x400 because I saw a post on suggesting others to try drawing on a small canvas for fun. I think I'll try remaking this next time.

It will never stop feeling weird to see previously kind of normal organizations turn into the Association for Scowling at Black Women in Particular While Ogling Everyone’s Genitals

Sheela Na Gig

it's true dichen lachman has been great in some REALLY terrible shows

I am always happy to see Dichen Lachman like have you even made a scifi show if Dichen Lachman and Rekha Sharma are not in it

[RUMOR] Websites such as this are all cursed, built as they are on the precursors' bones. Those noble liontaurs, called "chakats", walked the stars - but could not adapt to the demands of gender & faded from this altered net. The earth resounds with our voices, we living, but the dead are not silent

imagine this is how you learn the outcome of the world cup

christopher nolan: this movie is a serious movie about serious men doing serious things me: are there monsters in it nolan: [sweats] um er idk maybe ha ha why would you even think that, that would be silly

something something horsegirls

My bare minimum test to basically all furries is mentioning abdl existing and seeing if they do some performative hatred garbage. Like bud if you haven't grown more than an edgy teen in the 2000s then I don't have much hope for your brain to not be mush as an adult

it's baby raven time

this continues to annoy the shit out of me at least 30x/day but you know I'm gonna keep blocking

Fellas, when your lady's getting eaten during sex-- Damn I don't know where I was going with that, anyway here's a mating pair of extremely rare long-legged flies (Micropeza producta) who attracted the attention of a Phidippus apacheanus and things took a Turn (the Spider's Three-way)

You wouldn't mind some dragon haunches during the "fuck a dragon day", would you? I am happy to deliver a sketch for your viewing pleasure, though no fucking is happening but is implied with such a tease. Just a little funsie as a practice.

sleepytime visitor!!! Must be really gentle if Ovi hasn't woken up from it!

the thing about "should llms get rights" is that it has nothing to do with llms. it's the people in power, and their mouthpieces, dangling the idea that people like us might actually get some rights, if we are just as sycophantic as their chatbots they are lying, obviously

i love when cis people tell me they still like harry potter so all my social anxiety instantly falls away and i am no longer afraid to annoy or bother them or steal things out of their car or home

getting the wrinkles in my brain lasered smooth so I can go write for the Atlantic

chevy chase has shooters on this website? CHEVY CHASE??

and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Slack to touch base?

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

its funny to imagine god getting really frustrated that people won't stop doing anal

From that one time I made a Scully sprite bc I thought it'd be funny to write an Earthbound X-Files mod which fwiw I still think is an amazing idea it's just firmly in the category of 'I will never find the time'

mfw

Hot new trend in gaming company management: Save money and reduce risk by not greenlighting any game. This way you can keep your team small, reduce costs, and maintain a reliable revenue of negative all your spending.

I am experiencing an indescribable emotion

needed to feel superior to somebody and erowid just doesn't hit like it used to, so I browsed pervert-glasses reddit for a bit and honestly the non-pervert applications of these things are, somehow, even more tragic

a cis man: <does something, cisfully> 2000 semi-literate primates with keyboards, attention glued to the discover feed: IS THIS GENDER AFFIRMING CARE? IS HE TRANSITIONING? WILL HIS NEW PRONOUNS BE ARRIVING SOON? BLARGH. STRING OF ROFL EMOJIS

Real People Who Know Better have pretty well got every disincentive to weigh in on any be matter of fact on any platform now.

should I argue with someone I don't know about dog breeding, or just quietly unfollow. ah well suppose that one answers itself

there were these two older ladies who were in my showing of I Love Boosters and there’s this sex scene in the middle of it that made them say, in unison, EXCUSE ME??? and then stand up and exaggeratedly stomp out of the theater

not for nothing but their response tickled me so much I think Boots Riley should pay them to reenact this at every showing

does everyone but me know about the giant muskellunge in Hayward WI? if not you should learn about the giant muskellunge in Hayward WI www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2244

ok fine I'll watch Obsession

due to economic conditions the fine for deliberately exposing me to stancilposts is now $12 each. thank you for your consideration

Kinda surprised I haven't seen conservatives go "fuck you I do what I want" and make a big deal out of gorging on diarrhea parasite lettuce, buying up all the bagged salads and mukbanging them in their cars on social media to own the libs etc

instant classic

the virgin "AI-detector dot com (powered by galaxy.Al) says there is a 86% chance this is machine-generated" cannot stand against the chad "I looked at it for at least five actual seconds, with my eyes. no, by the clock"

I have never used chatgpt or grok or midjourney or any of those, but I did spend a lot of time (~10 years) playing with generative adversarial network art toys before it was cool. results: predictable