Is it trying to... flirt?

Así empezó y así acabó mi escarabajo pelotero 🪲🌎🖌️ #SciArt #InsectArt

Tradwife: honey I made you dinner Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire

so anyway, the reason I label most of my pet photos as "adult content - nudity" is because one time my dead cat ended up on the Discover feed, and I'd really like that to never, ever happen again.

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

"RED (scare)", oil on Strathmore watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150 (Cdn). #art

did walmart provide the $150 worth of coffee, bisquick, milk and eggs for this event? lmao of course not. of course fucking not

heartwarming: in 2009 my walmart co-worker died on the job (cardiac event while on the forklift) and his daughter, who also worked there, was generously allowed by management to take a half-day so she could run a pancake breakfast out of the break room to help pay for his funeral

it don't matter

why are you making me hear about jay naylor

very quick ducksona sketch that i like so im sharing it #art #sketch #drawing #dynasoar5 #furryart

did I miss anything? I was busy Suffering

A browser extension that automatically corrects "the queer community" to "my extended social circle."

just went on another blocking spree. search "al franken" on here if you like the taste of barrel fish

Love you Portland

come, child, approach the oracle horse. you may ask but one question

every time something bad happens to my friends that has ripple effects of stress and precarity through the community I just think to myself "median income is going up" and all knowledge of the situation evaporates from my spotless mind :)

Illustration commission for @blep.site

sitting down to write a story, but oh, if only I had an idea! chatgpt: show me the averagest characters, setting, and plot development of all time

maybe now is a good time to stop importing discourse posted by a bot account on threads as if it's a real argument that must be debated

Great thread happening rn on r/beetlemoses right now

one time i took my keyboard apart for cleaning, got pissed cuz i realized i didn't take a photo of how it looked before so i could easily reassemble it, and then promptly, without having the keys in sight, typed in a search for a qwerty keyboard photo. such is the mind

Just because real life is an extremely stupid doesn't mean I should excuse shitty stories

i agree. ducks ARE a good shape

helphy (horse selphy)

Nope, I am not going to yell at the people who Get Off on Being Yelled At

I've wanted to draw a sturgeon gal for awhile so I thought I would doodle one as a warm up. I think she is so cute!

does this to all goat furries

Happy April 🥕

"Dreams of Sunbeams" (Bronze-Winged Pionus) 18”x18” oil on stretched canvas I will miss you, always A memorial painting of my girl, four years in the making.

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

once again why the fuck did i have to grow up surrounded by insane protestants if they were just going to let shit like this and mister beast happen

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

2040s COMEDY: [vine boom] [vine boom] [vine boom] Personally I'm glad smallpox is back [fart sound] 2050s COMEDY: [shaking chains] I wish I was Brennan Lee Mulligan

1980s COMEDY: Boy, those coke guys were something else, huh. Shame about what happened to 'em. Now let's give it up for tame observational garbage by someone who has vowed never to fuck a grown adult 1990s COMEDY: After my long stint in rehab I'm ready to talk about what really matters: tort reform

My soft sculpture for the upcoming show at @whose-pgh.bsky.social !! Really excited about the show, although sad I can't see it in person. if you're nearby you should absolutely attend!!! She's full of flax seeds and honestly smells amazing in an ancient way

Girls only want one thing and it's Special Access to The Machinery

I think you guys are kind of bad at cats frankly

sir, ma'am, or otherwise, your "ending explained" essay is longer than the fucking movie

Working on a new sona design (horrible medieval manuscript monster)

you cannot be nostalgic for the 80s if you have never requested a table in the non-smoking section of a restaurant. that's the law

Lately I've noticed the AI generated slopware being sent to me has gone from special pleading about how they're just small little devs to full on Sephiroth posting in the AI Generated Content Disclosure sections, and it's an incredible evolution in slopware purveyors. (The below is just an example)

post an image you saved because it makes you laugh:

in conclusion, everyone name-searching Gavin Newsom on this website looking for stuff to get mad at is playing a uspol-themed version of fantasy football and can be reasonably ignored

sorry, quote repliers, but if you want to debate me on here you have to be more interesting than logging off and walking my dogs in the woods, and that's a high bar to clear

"you make a good point about the urgency of dealing with climate change, but what does this shitbrained fucking wankstain who pretends to believe 4yos are getting breast implants think"

centrist calls for unity are so fuckin funny. "both political parties must come together to solve the real and fake problems"

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there's probably a voter for whom "yes they're both rapists but one is a CHILD rapist" is both new information and a deciding factor, and honestly that person probably goes here