Good night, Bluesky! Deer at sunset on Puget Sound, Washington

I mean, it would be really funny if a certain thing happened live, but I'm sure someone will clip it if it does

"What is true is sacred. What has been suffered. What is beautiful." "So the Telling tries to find the truth in events ... or the pain, or the beauty?" "No need to try to find it," said Unroy. "The sacredness is there. In the truth, the pain, the beauty. So that the telling of it is sacred."

if you want the loyalty discount without the surveillance, remember to enter [your area code]-867-5309 when prompted for your phone number; I guarantee someone has registered it in every town with a population over 100. ...not while doing crimes, of course. don't do crimes.

I think this one is fun.

I just zeroed out all my balances until I get paid next week if anyone wants to help keep me going

how do we all feel about godskin duo

"Xena can't fly!" "I told you, I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless"

hey was everyone going apeshit over klipspringers yesterday or did I hallucinate that

LOOK LOOK SOMEONE ELSE DID THE THING

Omg my mind is blown... An amazing Bulgarian woodcarver, Stefan R Todorov made my 'Get Out' artwork into a woodpiece, all tradiotionally handcarved I am absolutely speechless and honored.. it is making me emotional, so very stunning!!

Are you in North America, and want to try growing native plants in your garden, yard, public park, community space, or in containers on a balcony / porch? I've made a beginner's guide! It's long but I wanted to share all the info I have. Please consider trying. featherdust.com/growing-nati...

anyway, you can lure Black Knife Ringleader Alecto over to a cliff-edge boulder on her right when she spawns. there's a little gap she can get trapped in, unable to jump up or fall off the cliff, and you can whale on her until she dies, her stagger is juuuuust long enough for your stamina to recover

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

father ga-skwigny would like a word with you

hi, I worked in indie games for 10 years and sorry, they're also burning down. you just don't hear about it because it doesn't make the news when a studio of 19 lays off 7, even when it's 200 small studios doing that

how come no one on youtube can say "evergaol"?

at first I thought they should have had the dignity to end the podcast when they ran out of actual Bond movies, but then they did Zardoz and you know what, all is forgiven, please continue to Kill James Bond in all his esoteric manifestations

battalion of Pratchetts

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This might be my husband’s most favorite thing I’ve ever drawn.

on that note the lead singer of collective soul now looks like he was bitten by a radioactive uncle baby billy

We kan daunse yf if plese us We kan leave thy friendes behinde For thy friendes daunse not and yif thei daunse not Then no friendes thei are of myne Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us, A place thei shal nevir fynde And we can act lyke we come from Brocéliande Leave the real worlde far behinde

Power is the ability to cause change in others that would not otherwise occur. To cause someone to cringe is therefore an act of power. If you're cringe hard enough, you can become a god.

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

this one got me banned from the vore panel

madman's knowledge #bloodborne #art

I'm a little high and watching MST3K and Pearl just said "Let's send them Track of the Moon Beast. It stars nobody and features nothing. I hope you gag on it." and it was maybe the funniest thing in the entire world

Mom water is NOT pee 😞

bit of a long shot but does anyone know where i could buy another shirt like this? preferably long sleeved. i got it while thrifting years ago and by now the design has faded completely off; as both a chronic pain haver and weed enjoyer it's been a comfort shirt for me and i'd like another one!

bill maher has tragically died of smoking weed bad. he will be remembered for his contributions to being a piece of shit motherfucker

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

mods can I have a 'rude' label please

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

hey gavin, quick question, can you point to all the democrats that are spending "inordinate" amounts of time on "pronouns", like: tell me their names. oh? they aren't real? you swallowed a republican talking point without chewing it even a little and now you look like a huge glossy dipshit? oh wow

my god it's beautiful

sudden onset organize my books disorder claims another victim

Losing the battle against napping. I am SO tired, but I’m confident I can get him into a solid routine by the end of the week. He’s only a baby with all the struggles of being a baby, but he’s very attentive and responsive.

bunny peels. you can finish them split (cut down the belly and along both front legs so the whole skin lays flat) or cased (not cut except at the head and paws, so the skin ends up like a tube with forelegs).

My point is that Matt Yglesias and Pod Save America should get their ass on YouTube shorts and make Thai food for us. I’m talking Khao Soi, I’m talking Tom Yum, I’m talking Holy Basil, if you want me to listen to means tested tax credits I want coconut soup

Gluten-Free Low-Fat Easy Paleo 15-Minute Coq Au Vin (Instant Pot): fuck offffffff

I just started this one today and already I'm reading a description of foreskin shreds in someone's teeth. this is an endorsement by the way

Night Traffic

Actually, no trans people are valid. The community, insofar as it exists, is an organic system based on our active participation, not for sating some base desire to not feel alone or misunderstood, but to protect each other.

every time I try to look up something on the internet, I find 50 nearly-but-not-quite identical generated listicle-style articles that are sort-of-but-not-really about that thing and for me, it's tiresome; because I already know a lot of stuff and I can rapidly determine what I'm reading is bullshit

you can take hormones for a while without it doing anything significant and you’ll find out pretty soon if they’re right for you or not. just fucking take them you pussy

The Meta glasses will work this time bro. AR is happening now. We love getting filmed surreptitiously in the bathroom. I love when a chatbot gives me the runaround because it was trained on Reddit posts rather than relevant data. Alex Karp will definitely survive the purges when this is all over

They'll interview his mother and she'll be like "no, wasn't interested in politics at all, his only strong belief was that generic loperamide was a communist conspiracy. I always thought he was joking until I saw the news"

This is all nightmare stuff. People will die. Also, we are simultaneously reducing trail maintenance and park safety staff. We don't want a bunch of people crawling around off trail, causing erosion and making alternate trails that confuse other hikers.