the Four Levels of Ice Cream

Big dog lady straddling her partner, and shotgunning an entire hotdog

A wolf and their raven friend totem that I made as a gift for a friend of mine 🐺✨🖤 #art #pottery #sciart

I almost forgot someone's getting kicked in the balls in the park on Sunday!

Ohhh you fuckers are in luck: Round.

saving this in case I need it later... www.reddit.com/r/furgonomic...

It is the duty of the brave resistance forces of the blue wave to cause as much anxiety in the people most at-risk, at all times. You must never stop reminding everyone else that horrible things are happening to them. Ideally, bring sexual assault up in every string of replies.

behold Plato's man

Bluesky: There Are Bean Dads Everywhere, For Those With Eyes To See

New Magic Wand Yes! It’s a #nsfw piece from yours truly. Posted a month early on my Patreon (and then again somewhere else) - www.patreon.com/c/EmberwickArt Painted in oils on A3 paper :)

Ventriloquist’s dummy apologizes for the racist remarks that it made

the Station fire happened in 2003 and nobody has managed to learn a single thing in all this time. don't work at clubs with acoustic foam on the ceilings and a bunch of candles everywhere. don't go to these clubs. the people who own them do not give a shit if you live or die

reposting this image with me & my partners @summerjackel.bsky.social and @mulefoot.bsky.social because it sparks joy

the engine I use and the game I'm making

stroking chin thoughtfully

I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.

*ringing up a pump top bottle of lube and a dozen roses at the checkout stand* cashier: aw how romantic! what's the occasion? me: i'm going to force the earth to take back these roses one way or another

hey. you're not allowed in there

It is very, very hard to get people to *not* see AI where there is none, and this should be entirely expected of a species that can stub its toe on something then act like the inanimate object did it on purpose.

two male shrimp amplexing

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

I'd like to draw your attention to the accurate cloaca on this bronze Psittacosaurus at the Peabody Museum 🐡🧪

hey, what are those mythbusters guys doing these days

bluesky should spin up its own CSAM- and harassment-generating chatbot to attract more Twitter users

new aggravation unlocked: talking casually about something I do for fun or as a hobby and having a rando parachute in with advice that presumes I'm a professional, or at least open to feedback as some sort of customer servant

A rarity in coyotes, This beautiful youngster has yellow/amber heterochromia (different colored eyes). Taken at Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge near San Antonio, New Mexico 12-12-2025 #Coyote #Heterochromia #Wildlife

intelligent specimen

just say "fucking", this is a grown-up website; typing "f---ing" or "f******" makes you look like a dipshit. or a chatbot

My furry nun comic 😇 1/4

my most popular image on the internet. second place isn't close

Two species of blow fly laying eggs on a dead rat (Texas, August 2025). Gross, yes, but the contrasting colors and textures pop, and the photo illustrates the important concept of species diversity in forensic entomology. Would not hang on a wall. Will 100% use in lecture slides.

either of these would do

william shakespeare: tell me, where is fancy bred? in the heart, or in the head? average bluesky replier: fancy bred comes from the bakery you stupid dumbass, imagine not knowing that. idiot

I have the phrase "scott adams" muted so I only get news that calls him "the dilbert guy". can't recommend enough

reclaiming dilbert citing death of the author

And of course, the thing I especially wanted to post today! I wish I'd taped (ha!) recorded more of this show. This year!

one must imagine sisyphus

clamping one of those erection sensors to my dick and masturbating to political memoirs until I give myself a compromise fetish, finally I am free to write for the Atlantic

restricting my media diet to Teletubbies and Caillou until I forget the context of everything and am qualified to write for the Atlantic

getting the wrinkles in my brain lasered smooth so I can go write for the Atlantic

why make video essays? why participate in the conversation? why try to be understood? i'm still trying to figure out my own answers. comradery.co/sarahzedig/p...

i wrote a lengthy post about my thoughts on 2025, how it affected my creative output, and what the absence of a concrete future has done to my (everyone's) mental health.

Birch, beloved father of hounds. Ave atque vale. August 16th, 2015 ~ December 22nd, 2025

do not make lemon pigs. do not make lime pigs. do not make apple swans. as you love life, do not bring into existence the apricot horse

Nightbitch, a film about a frustrated housewife who starts turning into a were-dog, actually resonated a lot with me as a trans woman... until it defanged itself and got weirdly domesticated. My review of this horror-dramedy about the potential of growing extra nipples: #horror #feminism

farewell for a while. anyone who needs to find me knows where I've gone.

there is a subgenre of Content™️ on here that's like "I asked chatgpt to generate a map of europe; look how hilariously wrong it is" and I always want to ask why. why would you do that. you are an adult and if you needed a map you knew where to find one. what is this performance