A same-sex Pteranodon pair doing a courtship display 😌

A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so

My new herbal supplement can cure anything wrong with you, and has proven as effective as some medications in clinical trials! It contains refined extract of the saccharum plant, was considered a valuable spice in ancient times, and has inherent energy-granting properties! Try Placebo today!

The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

Todays mood

hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw

there's just that something special about video games that makes people do everything a little wrong when putting them in ads/tv/movies

Hey assholes, It’s clearly “Why fumeth in ſight” assholes, haven’t you heard of a long-s? Scholars my ass.

it's so simple

Another peek at all the ceramics dropping tomorrow @ noon CST! 🔥

Every time they say Ai is just "temporary" assets they tell on themselves that they hope they don't have to replace it

one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have

montana sunset please calm down

I think if you were to ever try to actually quantify it somehow, the amount of material harm facebook has done to the world would eclipse anything 4chan did by several orders of magnitude

There are no appropriate targets.

Butterscotch Bear, so soft and sweet, Caramel paws and gentle feet. A warm embrace, a quiet glow, A cozy friend to take it slow. 🐻🥰🌈 Butterscotch is a little gay bear, made by a not so little gay bear (who also happens to be this potter.) #pottery #gaybear #bear #lgbtq

ok this one’s a little niche but if you get it, you get it

holidays are coming up, i have lots of gifts and stuff available! buy someone you know a cool hood from my shop!! #bsnm #handmade #furryshop #mutualaid

Power has gotten incredibly expensive, along with everything else, and we could really use help. We recently housed a third trans person, along with ourselves.

finally became aware of what a trans person is this week. seems pretty cool keep it up girls

SICKOS SELECTION...3!! On sale until Dec 5th, 25 artists have come together for a massive bundle deal of comics, prose, and erotic art. At $25 you get it all for about 90% off, and if we hit our stretch goals you'll get even more art added on. #comics #nsfw #zines #erotica 💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

do NOT explain I absolutely do not want to know

me, noticing we're doing "trump gives gay blowjobs" jokes leftishly on bluesky tonight:

"Winter Weightgain" What if I were the kind of animal that gains a lot of weight and fluff each winter? With my vorish proclivities, it certainly wouldn't be hard to find out. Artwork by my wonderful spouse @agroalba.bsky.social.

BRB going into the big wetness Art by @bransonreese.bsky.social

[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking

random quantum leap rerun from 1992 implying sam is responsible for trump's entire real estate career, was not expecting that jumpscare

frankly I think we should have burned down every website that refuses to show public posts to anyone without an account

"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

I like how brown widows have stripey legs Also is that a brave male suitor down there?

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

the trans barista with a cute septum piercing at my coffee shop reminded me of this today

From the series "Effect & Cause"- "CRINK! (tie one on)(tie another one on)", oil & string on vintage map, 15 1/4 x 21", 2023- $700 (Cdn), on sale to Canadian, UK & EU residents for $500(Cdn)(+shipping.) #art

im not happy that bluesky is like this but everyone wanted twitter again and got it

Hey all my friends are interminably depressed how do I fix this? All I have is a hammer.

people will respond to my replies-limited posts and say "this stupid fucking bitch doesn't want me to talk to her!!!" yeah. i sure don't

My kid has this bear that I refer to as “topless bear,” which infuriates my kid because they insist that “it’s wearing a shirt!” So I put it to you: what’s up with this bear?

oh no, they suspended dave chapelle's friend

you know what, i'm just gonna say it: i don't care if this place ever gets an edit option, and the ppl who yawp about it under every last post from the developers are annoying.

give me liberty (the ability to switch off retweets on a per-account basis) or give me DEATH (an unexplained 72-hour suspension)

a big warm owl for the colder weather (maybe not as warm in personality) #h3xapod

Californians truly do not understand how hated we are anywhere in the country outside of California and this often results in hilarity

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

or they could do a marathon of all the movies that chode aped for that shit

This *shit* is exactly what I am referring to. Incredibly disrespectful to the intelligent and proud SEX workers who made her platform successful. We don't need saving, Bella. We need platforms who fucking support us.