Mr Zygoballus rufipes, peering intensely at things ❤️ #EmotionalSupportSpood

Who up snackin after dark 👀 (Colonus sylvanus spood with a moth snack)

Bug is in the process of moving in with me, and the Jaguars are kicking ass for once. Calling it a good sign. ❤️

I made a little coffee bean. 🧶 ☕️ I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡 Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine. #crochetsky

Hello at last. ❤️ A worker ant, Camponotus species. Bronze, 14 cast pieces and two magnets, plus nuts and bolts.

Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.

Micro bee-fly. Silly tiny chonky Lump 💛

Lots of players in the Madrid game choosing to use the medical tent for non-football related ailments because it’s free.

Siri show me the whitest post in history

And like... this is the shit that never gets accounted for in tenure applications for women. How many times you were trying to have men treat you as colleagues with ideas and they were not serious about anything except trying to fuck your body.

I’ve now aged out of this but navigating the pestering attention of older men in my field—which varied from manipulative flattery when they were trying to sleep with you to contemptuous retaliation when they realized they couldn’t—was an exhausting and demoralizing tax of my early professional life.

Free name idea: Leotards-Eating Faces Party

Calling someone a RINO and you always knew it because they *checks notes* are a true believer that you'd do everything you and your party campaigned on doing is Crazy

The gulf between him and delicious forbidden pirogues grows wider.

I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them. I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

and this is why cal raleigh should have won mvp

Shared this news to my sibling group chat and one of my brothers' immediate response was "Suddenly all this insistence on a "Big Beautiful Bill" makes more sense"

Bluesky is now the rumor mill scene at Modeans where everyone is speculating about Gail and Jim Dickens

Q: Why are Bugs so silly? A: Because they don't have a serious bone in their body *loud booing* Anyway here's Apache degeeri, a silly derbid planthopper

Man, tis bug is so cool! ... ... ... I'll see myself out.

one of the very best things about the NBA right now is the fact that a chonky Serbian dude is one of the most gifted players we’ve ever seen at putting the basketball exactly where he wants it to go passing, shooting - his touch is utterly impeccable #NBASky

This is JUST like how the media covers police shootings. “Man struck by bullet during police stop.” “Teen girl upends politician’s career by having sex.” Same refusal to clearly call out the powerful when they do something wrong. Someone posted this as satire, but it’s basically this headline.

Q: Why are Bugs so silly? A: Because they don't have a serious bone in their body *loud booing* Anyway here's Apache degeeri, a silly derbid planthopper

Wut www.them.us/story/charli...

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

Oh, trans women aren't women, huh? Well then why do people keep feeling the need to explain videogames to me? Checkmate, TERFs.

Game designers: We've crafted you an immersive, open-world game full of stunning visuals and intricate environments to explore! Me: *spending an hour throwing myself against every inch of an invisible wall that is keeping me from reaching two barely rendered scenery islands.*

Nah it's cool, MAGA didn't listen to the victims exposing the crimes, but they'll definitely listen to the criminals in their own words wink-winking and conspiratorially giggling amongst themselves and outright discussing their crimes, right? ... right? 🙃

Saw someone post that they didn’t want to take any aurora photos because it was cliché, everyone’s doing it The sky’s full of mystical dancing lights, from particles miles above us, excited by a burp from our local star. You’re allowed to be excited about cool shit, and this is especially cool shit

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here with a wild take and say that no one who's named in the Epstein files will be missed from public life even a little

Bruchomorpha piglet bugs with varying snoot sizes

Baby Phid, peering 🖤 #EmotionalSupportSpood

Hobby Lobby

This is literally the aesthetic of the cult-y IFB church I attended years ago. There's literally 0 artistic value to any of it, it's just the vision of a man tacking off to his greatness he sees in his predecessors. Same with the president as it was with the preacher. Trash.

Bruchomorpha piglet bugs with varying snoot sizes

This probably explains something about the way some of my coworkers misread trade manuals and even electrical schematics 😑

Baby Phid, peering 🖤 #EmotionalSupportSpood

Look at him 🖤 #EmotionalSupportSpood

The most perfect miniature man (Naphrys xerophila) you'll ever see 🧡 #EmotionalSupportSpood

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Pair of perfect little Scelionid nugget wasps (boy has the long wavy antennae, lass has the little flappy clubs). Classic wasp shape in extreme miniature, sans functional wings. I love this species, whatever it is. They're just cute.

Bugfriend spotted this gorgeous little man (Habronattus decorus) yesterday and it made us both very happy. I hadn't one in a year or two, she'd never seen one. 🖤🩷 #EmotionalSupportSpood

The most perfect miniature man (Naphrys xerophila) you'll ever see 🧡 #EmotionalSupportSpood

Pair of perfect little Scelionid nugget wasps (boy has the long wavy antennae, lass has the little flappy clubs). Classic wasp shape in extreme miniature, sans functional wings. I love this species, whatever it is. They're just cute.

Oh this'll be in my head for a long time

I mean I could build one that size

She protects my staircase

Turning up a dial labeled Giant Wooden Spiders and looking back at the audience like The Price is Right

goddamn ❤️