Was just forced to read this

"No that's dumb bullshit" – me fixing a media franchise

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British people are so disgusting

We need a leftist bluesky.app.social

Belarus implies the existence of a Malarus.

Everyone exists on the asshole-goofball spectrum and if I follow you chances are you're on the goofball side of things

If I get assassinated it's gonna be by some asshole who just learned about dragostea din tei

Dutch people love being wrong about everything all the time.

stalin took all my mom's beanie babies in the 90's

I want to justify a steel frame so bad

Me when someone criticizes my left-wing positioning of an issue:

DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.

Imagine trying to explain Big Slammu to your grandparents. For all practical purposes, that's my everyday.

Fuckin' ultras

I rock the party but ope, gotta run

Stephen Root

Luigi should be exonerated on the grounds that it's impossible to get a free trial in a country without universal healthcare.

Parece malo

Daily post.

Putin was literally appointed by a U.S. puppet.

Always sad when a big celeb dies that doesn't have a Controversies section on Wikipedia

All bourgeois media is fascist media

As the media scrounges for a way to blame trans people.

Javier Bardem

When you're in a being an inanimate object competition and your opponent is a driver 😰

Correct

Gonna start posting this daily

We'd be better off with fewer Matt Yglesias'.

That's right.

Just saw a BBC clip

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

I would bike 500 miles and I would bike 500 more just to be the man who bikes a thousand miles to fall down at your door Da da ta da da ta

There are a lot of drivers out there who would literally rather murder someone than be delayed by two seconds.

First one of these posts I agree with

Why can't we just have Data from Stark Trek instead.

Kiiiinda wanna fly to Ushuaia and bike to Buenos Aires. No money tho 😞

H or D

Remains my favorite tweet of all time.

lmao can't even make fun of CIA stooges these days

Fucking disgusting! A city where people aren't executing 'healthcare' CEOs? Is that really even a city???

Biked past a school pickup clusterfuck on Park Ave yesterday. Fucking absurd. There is literally no fucking reason we need a line of SUV's a mile long per school to transport kids.

This shit? This shit gotta lotta nerve.

"It is ironic that a man who for so long advocated and incited violence and trained his followers in the use of firearms, should himself reach a violent end." -- Benjamin Epstein, National Director of the ADL, 1967, on the assassination of American Nazi Party leader George Lincoln Rockwell

I'm not a MAMIL you stupid fucking moron! You fucking imbecile! Begone! I'm a Lycra Lad.

Remnant of the MSP trolley network that allowed you to go from main street Excelsior on Lake Minnetonka to White Bear Lake (NE metro) or Stillwater (on the St. Croix River bordering Wisc.).

It would fucking suck to be named Bile Hitler.

Gonna do a bike ride out to and around the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka.