I still think shoveling a driveway/swieweawlk makes you a superior being.

If you're from Minneapolis you gotta deal with people like this

WORLD PEACE? OR WORLD TALK

Not currently an issue for me but overdraft fees should 100% be illegal.

When I did quiz bowl in high school I would always buzz in and use him as my default answer if nobody else on my team knew it and it didn’t cost any points. This guy mindfucked many of our childhoods. May he rest in piss.

Dems with a supermajority in the Senate while having control of both the House and WH:

Maoists love to call people 'kkkrackkkers' when there just a couple walking their infant kid in a stroller.

'goofball' is ultimately the hottest male disposition

Eric Blair is probably the primest example of someone getting famous off of writing absolute donkey dogshit. The original Alex Jones.

I'm in the 8+" area. Weather really trynna fuck with my biking distance goal.

This should be thrown out including the plate but it still shouldn't even look like that given the ingredients,

Rough fuckin' ride (and post-ride chores)

me, sniffing out your bluesky feed

Will Stancil is like if Wesley Crusher lived in the current timeline.

Twin Cities pedestrians love to deploy in numbers to take up the entire shared pathway at the bottom of a steep hill or while nearing a blind corner.

The Wreck of the F. Scott Fitzgerald (it's just a crate of bootleg scotch)

Woulda been cool if a meteorite took out Cortés' entire army somewhere between Cuba and Cozumel.

60 mi ride today. Feet were soaked bc I forgot to put plastic bags between sock layers.

just ate a chicken thigh with a spoon

They should make me judge, jury, and executioner for trying every single ICE employee under the RICO Act.

Need a biopic about Johannes Kepler with an early-90s hip-hop vibe to it.

chopped potatoes in Reno, just to watch 'em fry

Left brunch early to do it again lol. Also biked around on the lake ice for a while.

How the Grinch Stole Candlemas

smdh these Karens are outta control

Another goal met. And a serious test of willpower on my winter/grocery bike.

Here, as ever, “empowering educators” is clever code for administrators dumping another problem on teachers and saying “here, you deal with this.”

Liberal democracy moment.

Why they enlarge his face for the grave stone

Took nephew to da park

Argentina bajo Milei: 81% of the people have an income of less than $690. 37% of the people age 18 and above have no income at all. Peak unemployment during the Great Depression in the U.S. was just above 25%.

feasting

Bari WeiSS

Happy Luis Carrero Blanco assassination day to all who celebrate 🥳🎉

What's the current meme about

Saying the world's foremost marxist revolutionary hasn't read Marx is so fucking laughable lol.

I will never have the respect of people young enough to remember 'Poodle Hat' by Weird Al coming out, therefore I must resent them and write articles about it.

We need to tax the shit out of airlines.

Both parties will be honoring him by that timeframe.

Pretty amazing, actually.

NATO is objectively the fourth reich.

MPD moment

Cuba is known for having the best roast pork.

I hate this fuckin' guy, man.

Democratic House and Senate candidates have raised $418M from individual donors this cycle. They've spent $242M on fundraising and consulting. Democratic candidates have already burned 57% of what they raised just to raise it.

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

In case you still think that local police are going to stand up to federal immigration agents: A few of minutes ago CPD swooped in on a community caravan that was tailing CBP agents to honk horns and warn neighbors, blocking the caravan from following and giving agents a clean break from scrutiny.

I think it works like a toggle switch. If we build another Tower of Babel we might all suddenly speak the same language again. Worth a shot at least.