Coooool. I mastered the art of picking my spot at the booth so I’m out of frame for almost every single marketing photo. 😏😁

How exhausted am I? I’m in Vegas with a corporate card…and I had DoorDash deliver Little Caesar’s to my hotel rather than go out. That’s how exhausted I am. Yet I know I can’t fall asleep yet. 🤦‍♂️

Saw a comment on a YouTube video tonight that just…yeah. “Grief never really leaves. You just get distracted. Until you are not.”

I can think of more than a few folks on my feed who would put this to good use. 😏

I think they like having snow again. (Yes, focus is soft, it’s a 360° camera and I’m panning and zooming. Just enjoy the energy. 😉)

This would explain a lot. theonion.com/medical-stud...

WHAT A RACE. Horrible strategic error from team McLaren. Verstappen is a freaking machine. Next weekend is going to be absolutely nuts.

MCLAREN DIDN’T PIT?????? 😳😳 #formula1 #f1

@profanity.accountant this will go badly

New snowblower works great. Carhartt arctic series (“Yukon extremes” is the newer version) is still way too effing hot for snowblowing. You’d think I’d remember each year to wear lighter weight clothing but nooooooo… 🥵

One of the movies that actually tweaked my terror bone when it came out was Event Horizon. Naturally, when I heard there was a prequel comic series coming out, I made sure to read it. I’m three issues in, and I have some thoughts. Spoilers in thread.

If you’ve got errands to run, be careful. It’s sketchy. I went early, and saw this from a frontage road on the way back. That’s gonna ruin someone’s day.

Either it’s war in which case the killing of injured survivors is a war crime, or it’s a criminal act in which case extrajudicial killings are murder. Which one would you like to be tried for, Pete?

It’s been over twenty years since I last worked professionally in theater and I bet I could still give the weapons talk almost word for word, including the threat of immediate termination from the production for any violation. The more I’ve thought about this today the harder I’ve facepalmed.

In case you thought the mass murder cabal being run by Trump and Hegseth actually had anything to do with drugs… apple.news/AtGER6JVhS6m...

What happens when you try to play fetch with a husky. This was after about ten minutes of non-stop fetch with the Labrador… Note the lack of a ball in her mouth. “I tagged it! What’s the next game?” This is why I barely tossed it. Love my “I saw that coming…” cackling. 😂

Actual war crime. On video. Hamas or not, when they surrender YOU TAKE THEM INTO CUSTODY. No quarter is not fucking allowed in modern times. It has been illegal for over a century.

GoPro picked up, pair of jeans returned via UPS Store, car gassed up, broken microwave and container of motor oil (from when I was doing my own oil changes) dropped off at Hennepin Recycling Center. That’s enough Black Friday for me.

Snagged the new GoPro 360° camera. All I want from an action cam is to document the doggos. I want to think I’ll have forever with them, but then there’s reality. 🥺 With any luck I’ll have years with them yet. I look forward to them all. But I like having some recorded memories, you know?

Today’s moment of pride… This year I remembered to get the whole house humidifier going BEFORE I ended up giving the dogs static boops on their noses.

Ok, that’s it. I’m done with Insta360. Bought an X3 from them a couple of years ago to film adventures with the dogs. It’s never really worked right even after a replacement. Took it out for a game of fetch with Mikko. New card, fresh battery, recorded 9 seconds and locked up. Back to GoPro.

MOTION INTERPOLATION ON YOUR TV IS NOT AI. 🤦‍♂️ I’m usually not a jerk of a techie, but some people have brains running Dunning-Kruger as their default mode and it’s getting old.

I would like to thank my 17 year old microwave for waiting to die until Black Friday sales were in place. Very considerate of it.

I have to say, being a smug fantasy writer ragging on developers for being unattractive while you’re using a fucking app is a pretty tonedeaf look.

The husky is practically levitating she’s so excited about the snow. It’s going to be a fun morning if there are a few inches on the ground… Lab too, he loves to throw himself on his back in the snow and writhe around happily.

A reminder that police in the U.S. are never your friend. Sometimes their goals may line up with yours, but never say “so-and-so’s department isn’t like this”. They’re all like this given the opportunity.

It occurs to me that this society jumped the shark the moment it decided that giving Rogan a microphone was a good idea.

Where was this team hiding in October? Not that I’m complaining!

This is more sexually confusing than going through puberty. 😵‍💫

Norris and Piastri both disqualified???? 🤯

Holy shit. 😳 I just worked out a detail for my work in progress that’s been vexing me for months and the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up. That’s a good sign it’s the right track… I also wish I’d have figured this out in daylight because daaaaaamn. 🫣😱

Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer

Huskies love libraries. Do you love huskies? Then you should love libraries.

I present you with photo and outtake.

Giving this a helpful boost for those just waking up and didn’t mute “RFK” in time…

You’re welcome.

I did not have “MTG steps down after feuding with Trump” on my current bingo card. 😵‍💫

The F1 app on Apple TV is freaking awesome.

Signal did not get hacked. No program protects you if you let the wrong person into your chat. Carry on and use your brain.

Glad to see such a large opening night crowd for women’s hockey in St. Paul. Also glad to see my state’s team, which sees fit to employ a transphobic goon, lose.

Oooo, I could do this with the doggos… “This belly rub is from Debbie in Indianapolis!” “This milkbone and nose kiss are from John in Seattle!”

Literally could have followed his own department’s guidelines and stepped aside but no, the fucking pig likely went, “Yay, I get to shoot a black person!” apple.news/AApcm_mOiTWK...

LinkedIn can keep showing me ads for ICE. I’ll keep reporting them for violent content.

Survived my webinar. Wooooooooo

Ah! PWHL season is starting. (Checks roster) Oh that’s right, the Frost gave the bigoted goon a two year extension. Two more years of not rooting for my home team because fuck any org that lets someone like that on the roster.

This is where the ADHD procrastination smarts…I need to give a webinar tomorrow, and of course I’m doing my presenter notes NOW. At least the deck is done. 🤦‍♂️

Gotta admit…I’m not a fan of working this late. 😒

Fucking hell, Texas. You trying to steal the top stupidity ranking away from Florida’s government?

I caressed the new snowblower when it was time to take the trash cans out tonight. Soon, my precious. Soon.

Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social